All hail Sam-2k!

[CyberPitz]

OK, I'll take the pets.

 

[taviow]

What about his friends? We've got to take them, too.

 

[CyberPitz]

You get the friends, I've got enough.....but what about his lawn? That's mine.

 

[taviow]

Right, deal.

Now which one of us is going to get... him?

 

[CyberPitz]

Why would you want him? I want pieces. Hellooooo rectum!

 

[taviow]

Hmm... you can get both arms, I get the rest.

 

[CyberPitz]

Deal. I could use them as a pretend person jerking me off.

 

[taviow]

He will be glad he helped in the porn movie you are making.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm sure he will. Oh, shit, we forgot....who's taking his HL2.net account?

 

[taviow]

I guess he can keep it, too bad he won't have his arms to use it.

 

[CyberPitz]

No way, it's mine if you don't want it! I also call the zipper on his pants. You never know when it could be useful!

 

[taviow]

Yeah well, then can I take all his underwear?

 

[CyberPitz]

OK, I don't need it. Unless he has any thongs, then I want those.

 

[taviow]

We ask him later if he has any of those. We also need his credit card information, bank accounts, etc

 

[CyberPitz]

Why ask, lets just do a panty raid!!! Also, I already have his bank...yes his BANK. IT'S ALL MIINNEE!!

 

[taviow]

I don't care about money, as long as he's with me, anyway.

 

[CyberPitz]

You mean his limbs? I agree

 

[taviow]

And well... now that the deal is completed, what will we use his house for?

 

[CyberPitz]

It will be the rape house.

 

[taviow]

I love the idea. How much money do you think we can earn from it?

 

[CyberPitz]

It's not the money we will gain from it....:naughty:

 

[taviow]

Well but the money is certainly important, so we can build more rape houses.

 

[CyberPitz]

Why build, when we can tear a guys limbs off and take his house?

 

[taviow]

Well we will have problems with the police if we keep doing that!

 

[CyberPitz]

Pfft, we a fkn rape house....we can take the cops there!

 

[taviow]

Well maybe the cops will be happy about it... maybe... but we've got to be careful you know!

 

[CyberPitz]

Fine, lets dress up like drag queens, that will throw them off our trail!

 

[taviow]

What if one of them likes us or something?

 

[CyberPitz]

Then they go to the rape house

 

[taviow]

Oh yes, obviously. I guess I worry too much about pointless stuff.
What will our next target be?

 

[CyberPitz]

Animals...

 

[taviow]

Yeah, I know that, of course, but whose house next?

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh, well, lets dress up like drag queens and whoever picks us up first wins!!

 

[taviow]

And we start taking over the city!

 

[CyberPitz]

The city will be ours...we should start attaching the limbs of our victims to ourselves...we would be the new overlords of the world!!!

 

[taviow]

But we will have too many victims! It will be a mess if we do that!

 

[Raziaar]

ITT CyberPitz and taviow

 

[CyberPitz]

We have a spy in our midst....ABANDON SHIP!

 

[Raziaar]

Penguins swim moron!

 

[taviow]

We know that's just a disguise. I'm sure cows don't.