All seeing, infallible statistics or information

Raziaar

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If you could somehow, some way acquire all the statistics on some subject, no matter what it is and knowing that it is 100% accurate and details that such thing going back to the beginning of time or for instance, the beginning of a certain race like Humans, what would you want to know?

Basically... what you would receive is in a spreadsheet type form... contains every possible entry of what you requested with 100% accuracy.

I've pondered on this a lot, and the thing that always comes to my mind, is that I would love the statistics on Human death.

How many people died from liver failure
How many people died when they fell on a fence
How many people drowned
How many people were burned alive
How many people died when their own bullet performed a ricochet and killed them.
How many people were devoured by rats
How many people were devoured by ants

And allllll the rest, every single possible way any human being has ever died.


You name it, I am fascinated by what sort of results I would see, stretching back to the beginning of Homo Sapiens. I would love to be able to see just how many bizarre deaths occurred throughout history in highly specific ways... and of course comparing them to the top ways to die and seeing just what wins out and by how much.


Am I sadistic? What would you guys love to know?
 
how many girls would **** me and where do they live?


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Yea, I'm with Virus.

How many girls would **** me in a second (if they had to give it thought **** them).

How many of those are hot girls.

Where do those hot girls live.
 
If all of the poop I've pooped in my life was made into bricks and piled into a wall five feet high, how long would it be?
 
If all of the poop I've pooped in my life was made into bricks and piled into a wall five feet high, how long would it be?

You mean you haven't been stacking yours all along?

Well shit. Now I feel like I'm getting ahead in life.
 
How many people in the entire world shit their pants right this very minute. (Infants and toddlers don't count)

How many people died of constipation since pre-history times.

How many women died from exhasution from having too much sex.

How many people died from falling pianos.

Hmmm... this is hard. I guess I wasn't as much a sadist as I thought I was.
 
I want this hypothetical spreadsheet to work sort of like the Death Note.
 
How many people died from trying to open a grenade with a chainsaw?
 
how many womans have farted while geting anal
 
The exact co-ordinates of every book on the planet.
 
The ratio of erect to non-erect nipples in the world at any given moment.

Also, a pinpoint location of anyone the moment they use the word irregardless, and unlimited access to a satellite laser.
 
How many people were shot and killed by a man with an AK-47?
How many people just bought their first handgun?
How many people joined the military in the last hour?
How many people committed suicide within the past 5 minutes?
How many MP5's were fired at a shooting range this year?
How many children in 3rd world countries were kidnapped and turned into soldiers in the past 10 minutes?
How many people fired their first shot this month?
 
Is the average number of nipples per person smaller than 2, or greater than?
 
How many people died playing half-life series?
 
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