Alyx

[Whezzy]

in the "softimage_for_hl2_tut" video for the hl2 version of xsi, they were loading the alyx model from a scene file in a folder. there was another file in the folder called "alyx_yummy"

 

[Rupertvdb]

oh god.....

 

[Chris D]

Uh oh, somebody e-mail Valve. I think they have Half-Life 2: Pr0n planned :|

 

[urseus]

Heh....crowbar...heh

 

[dura]

Gordon likes his coffee with a dash of milk.

 

[Kouler]

Again teh Gordon + Alyx talk lol

 

[Yak_Fighter]

It's probably just her reaction to eating a candy bar.

 

[Whezzy]

or her reaction after being covered in chocolate from a candy bar

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Its probably a nice screw-you from them, you know like when someone downloads porn and it's titeled XXX-hardcore and in reality its a music video of christian rock.
It's probably a model of G-man in a g-string.

 

[Whezzy]

G-man in a g-string...i smell fan art lol

 

[AJ Rimmer]

G-man in a g-string...i smell fan art lol

I smell a sitcom!

 

[Whezzy]

Look How Far A lil makeup goes

 

[Chris D]

Look How Far A lil makeup goes

I'd hit it...

/me walks away

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Look How Far A lil makeup goes

You've got real issues don't you?

 

[figge]

And old (almost a year old) thing i made... :angel:

 

[AJ Rimmer]

And old (almost a year old) thing i made... :angel:

lol, nice one, but the line should be; "Gordon, I'm up here"

 

[Cybernoid]

lol, nice one, but the line should be; "Gordon, I'm up here"

I once had an idea for a HL map. Before you teleport to Xen, the scientist yells "Hello Freeman, I'm up here!" or something like that. What if you put a scientist hanging on a ledge (like the scientist hanging in the elevator shaft), right above a pit of acid, yelling "Hello Freeman, I'm up here!"

Mwahahaha... :dork:

 

[Gajdycz]

but can anyone photoshop and image of the gman as a guy in a g string? oh god... gman, gstring...

 

[Whezzy]

mine wasent good enough? :/

 

[CR0M]

but can anyone photoshop and image of the gman as a guy in a g string? oh god... gman, gstring...

I can...

but I won't, as I want to sleep at night.

What is with this alyx thing anyway? is she gonna be lara croft 2 with bikini calendars n stuff?

TBH, i'd rather shag a thunderbird puppet

 

[HeadcrabOnMyAss]

in the "softimage_for_hl2_tut" video for the hl2 version of xsi, they were loading the alyx model from a scene file in a folder. there was another file in the folder called "alyx_yummy"

LMAO...****ing nerds we all are. Cept the Canadians...they're just all kinds of cool (cept for the French Canadians, lol, jk. No but really, damn French Candians)

 

[chimpmunk]

F/u


damn 10 char limit

 

[The Monkey]

damn 10 char limit

Just press space a lot of times.

 

[dura]

I can...

but I won't, as I want to sleep at night.

What is with this alyx thing anyway? is she gonna be lara croft 2 with bikini calendars n stuff?

TBH, i'd rather shag a thunderbird puppet

What's so unattractive about a computer model?

 

[DeltaBlast]

A space isn't a character...

 

[HeadcrabOnMyAss]

but can anyone photoshop and image of the gman as a guy in a g string? oh god... gman, gstring...

Haha! Don't even say anything like that, you'll scar us all for life.

 

[RotorHead]

damn 10 char limit

use the .......................works fine

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I can...

but I won't, as I want to sleep at night.

What is with this alyx thing anyway? is she gonna be lara croft 2 with bikini calendars n stuff?

TBH, i'd rather shag a thunderbird puppet

God I hope not, Valve seems to have created the first realy reasonbly 'real' female character in a computer game. (possibly except Mona Sax)

 

[ferd]

this is not a cool thread :x

 

[Esquire]

God I hope not, Valve seems to have created the first realy reasonbly 'real' female character in a computer game. (possibly except Mona Sax)

Mona Sax is a real person (with different name ofcourse). She has her own website and so forth. Mona Sax = kathy tong

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Mona Sax is a real person (with different name ofcourse). She has her own website and so forth. Mona Sax = kathy tong

I know I know, but with charachter I mean charachteristics, voice, clothing, personality, acting etc. and most female characters in compuer games are like in american sitcoms, very one-dimensional.

 

[YourMom]

I just send the G-man a G-mail asking for a picture of him in a G-string. Gee.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

aaw gsuz...

 

[Esquire]

I know I know, but with charachter I mean charachteristics, voice, clothing, personality, acting etc. and most female characters in compuer games are like in american sitcoms, very one-dimensional.

ahh! Right yeah, i said in another thread that one time i was watching the Kliener's Lab bink and watching Alyx's facial expressions, and i actually empathised with her

Well done Valve.

 

[Dile]

It might be a caught-by-barnacle animation.

The_Monkey: Whats that in your sig?

 

[CR0M]

What's so unattractive about a computer model?

Far too shallow for my liking. No substance. Get inside their heads and you can see right through them. Is that normal(s)?
They are also two faced (or thousands of them).
And when you peel away the mask and take them away from the limelight they show their true colours and you realise that they are totally flat and boring and lack any kind of texture.
:hmph:
No thanks, I'll stick to papier-maché. (probably)

 

[The Monkey]

It might be a caught-by-barnacle animation.

The_Monkey: Whats that in your sig?

Just a quote from a swedish TV-show, saying "That was all from me". "Köszönöm" is impossible to translate, since it is not a real word.

 

[PunisherUSA]

lol, nice one, but the line should be; "Gordon, I'm up here"

No cuz in the E3 vid, if you stare at her for too long she says,"gordon, you're staring at me (again? too lazy to look)"

Anyway, I think the model is for the Gordon/Alyx love scene, remember?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Anyway, I think the model is for the Gordon/Alyx love scene, remember?

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

 

[dura]

I'd turn her face into a slightly discoloured cinnibun.