Amazing bushido hornets.

That was an awesome video, I wonder if the guy made those colonies just to film them fight.
 
OMG PETA THINK OF THE SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the human equivalent of a hornet, it would take 1000 men to stop me.
 
I hate wasps, my method of dealing with them is generally just flailing arms and running away screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
oldagerocker said:
I hate wasps, my method of dealing with them is generally just flailing arms and running away screaming "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I'm near enough immune to wasp sting...feels just like a weak stinging nettle to me, it's just bees that cause me a bit of pain. (wasp sting is different)
I just crush wasps and bees between my fingers.

When i was in primary school, i accidently put my hand on 2 breeding/fighting bumble bees on the field, both stung me in the same place, that hurt a bit but suprisingly didn't puff up or anything.
 
short recoil said:
I'm near enough immune to wasp sting...feels just like a weak stinging nettle to me, it's just bees that cause me a bit of pain. (wasp sting is different)
I just crush wasps and bees between my fingers.
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Wow, you're just so... big and strong!!! I want your bulging muscles and toned fingers! :bounce:

I think its more the suond than anything that freaks me out... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc
 
Anyone else notice that 3 guys in this thread have the same avatar?
 
Wasps are arseholes. They were like my racial enemy when I was a kid.

I declared war on the species and used to sit in my garden on hot summer days with a jar of jam. Wasps would fly down into the jar and have a sniff, at which point I would slam a book over the top and the air would force them down into the jam, where they drowned. Used to end up with jars full of dozens.

They used to get attracted to the smell of cut grass too. Bad idea to take me on when I have a lawn trimmer, you stripey yellow bastards! I have this treasured memory of seeing some little bits of yellow confetti float down and land on a leaf when I shredded one.

I quite like bees, though, they mind their own business. I am as yet untested against hornets :|
 
Laivasse, you should be pleased about my microwave experiments involving wasps when i was young :)
 
short recoil said:
Laivasse, you should be pleased about my microwave experiments involving wasps when i was young :)
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Ah, good work, that man. If only I'd have been as inventive...but I was too busy putting ants on spiderwebs.
 
short recoil said:
Laivasse, you should be pleased about my microwave experiments involving wasps when i was young :)
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I will laugh when wasps invade every orifice of your body and sting you repeatly.

btw, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
ray_MAN said:
I will laugh when wasps invade every orifice of your body and sting you repeatly.

btw, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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YOU ARE INSANE



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLololOOL!!!1111!!11!!111oneeleven!11!1111``1`11~21


MOKOCHOCO
 
Ennui said:
lemmings are suicidal too aren't they?
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Lemmings are not suicidal. In fact, the only reason I believe they go over the edge is because they are very near sighted.
 
Not really, the whole thing is just a myth.

Wikipedia said:
Lemming populations go through rapid growths and subsequent crashes that have achieved an almost legendary status, largely because of the well-known Disney Studios film, White Wilderness, which was produced in 1958 and reappeared on television at regular intervals for many years afterwards. White Wilderness popularized, using staged footage, the myth that during population booms Norway Lemmings become suicidal and leap en masse off cliffs into the sea.

In fact, the behavior of lemmings is much the same as that of many other rodents which have periodic population booms and then disperse in all directions, seeking the food and shelter that their natural habitat cannot provide. (The Australian Long-haired Rat is one example.)
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I'm sure there's more detailed information on this somewhere.
 
ray_MAN said:
I will laugh when wasps invade every orifice of your body and sting you repeatly.

btw, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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fix your ****ing sig
 
Awesome, that's sort of what would happen if you sent Maddox into a kindergarden.


The honey bees really got owned though, really owned. First the hornets start killing your peeps, then they eat your honey and then they steal your babies. ÜBER OWNED.
 
Reaktor4 said:
Its too wide.
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Yeah, it stretches the forum. Very annoying.

The honey bees really got owned though, really owned. First the hornets start killing your peeps, then they eat your honey and then they steal your babies. ÜBER OWNED.
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"I'm in ur hive, stealin ur babies"?
 
theGreenBunny said:
Not really, the whole thing is just a myth.



I'm sure there's more detailed information on this somewhere.
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They pushed the lemmings off the cliff i think.
 
SupremePain said:
Awesome, that's sort of what would happen if you sent Maddox into a kindergarden.


The honey bees really got owned though, really owned. First the hornets start killing your peeps, then they eat your honey and then they steal your babies. ÜBER OWNED.
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Hornetowned!

All your honey/babies are belong to us.
 
short recoil said:
OMG PETA THINK OF THE SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the human equivalent of a hornet, it would take 1000 men to stop me.
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but that would be like 1 hornet Versus 1000 hornets? surely :p

anyway i cud understand if you said

"I am the human equivalent of a hornet, it would take 1000 Midgets to stop me."

;)
 
SupremePain said:
Indeed it is.... indeed it is.

What's the hornets natural enemy by the way?
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Anything a human decides to hit it with?
 
SpuD said:
That was an awesome video, I wonder if the guy made those colonies just to film them fight.
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No doubt he did. Then he started the fight with a bit of provocation
"hey those bees over there said you were all gay hornets!"

I tried setting up insect wars when i was younger but it never turned out like that hornet-bee war. Sometimes i'd try to put to different spider species in a jar to see who would win the fight, or to see if they'd mate and produce a super-species of spider like in that film about spiders...arachnophobia. Everything was always an anti-climax..

pshshh :sleep:
 
Mr-Fusion said:
No doubt he did. Then he started the fight with a bit of provocation
"hey those bees over there said you were all gay hornets!"

I tried setting up insect wars when i was younger but it never turned out like that hornet-bee war. Sometimes i'd try to put to different spider species in a jar to see who would win the fight, or to see if they'd mate and produce a super-species of spider like in that film about spiders...arachnophobia. Everything was always an anti-climax..

pshshh :sleep:
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What happened that was so anti-climatic?
 
They didn't fight. They just sat in the jar being stupid moronic spiders!

Even when i put in a moth or something they just sit and stare. It's no fun.
 
lol! He's even documented it pictorially.

I never had the documentation equipment when i was 5 :(
 
Mr-Fusion said:
lol! He's even documented it pictorially.

I never had the documentation equipment when i was 5 :(
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Plus a few videos. :E
First fight is the only good one though, that board has some weird language filter too, Shakespeare and Frost. :LOL:
 
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