Americans

[BabyHeadCrab]

are getting crazy anxious, notice the forum posts thru out hl2.net's history they get more and more paranoid meanwhile americans in particular seem to all be going awol the terrorist have suceeded in what they wanted to do scareing the crap out of america its like the world is entering another world war........

everyone its a tinfoil hat thread

www.johntitor.com (this is NOT another john titor thread)

I can see the truth in that kind of silly story

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

anyways my point is I want hl2 to be out before I get blow'd up!! :E

 

[LoneDeranger]

I believe this calls for some quotes from Dr. Strangelove:



Gen. Jack T. Ripper

"Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater and help yourself
to whatever you'd like."
- to Mandrake

"I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist
indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids."
- to Mandrake

"God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true
health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids."
- to SAC

"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? As human
beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily
fluids."
- to Mandrake

"Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and
dangerous communist plot we've ever had to face?"
- to Mandrake

"Foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without
the knowledge of the the individual. Certainly without any consent.
That's how your hard-core Commie operates."
- to Mandrake

"Well, I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of
love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed.
Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of
essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women seek my
power and they seek the live essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake,
but I do deny them my essence."
- describing how he discovered the conspiracy.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

"Foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without
the knowledge of the the individual. Certainly without any consent.
That's how your hard-core Commie operates."

my favorite... so true :frog:

 

[GhostValkyrie]

BabyHC: Americans...
/me cuts BabyHC off in the middle of his sentence.
Ghost:...are awesome!!!

 

[fizzlephox]

Americans are a noble and simple people who live as one with the land. They enjoy life for its simple pleasures never having any doubt about why they should live it. They don't look for happiness in technology, natural spa treatments, or self-help books writtenby Dr. Phil... wait that's Native Americans.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

Americans are a noble and simple people who live as one with the land. They enjoy life for its simple pleasures never having any doubt about why they should live it. They don't look for happiness in technology, natural spa treatments, or self-help books writtenby Dr. Phil... wait that's Native Americans.

I guess it's true, on some things. I'm what you would call "Native American."
/me is traditional, while loving technology.

 

[qckbeam]

Americans are a noble and simple people who live as one with the land. They enjoy life for its simple pleasures never having any doubt about why they should live it. They don't look for happiness in technology, natural spa treatments, or self-help books writtenby Dr. Phil... wait that's Native Americans.

Indeed, Native Americans are to busy building casinos to do any of that stuff

 

[fizzlephox]

Yes, the current Native Americans are busy building shrines to the great gods of taking away money from silly American tourists.

 

[qckbeam]

Yes, the current Native Americans are busy building shrines to the great gods of taking away money from silly American tourists.

Exactly

 

[DreamThrall]

are getting crazy anxious, notice the forum posts thru out hl2.net's history they get more and more paranoid meanwhile americans in particular seem to all be going awol the terrorist have suceeded in what they wanted to do scareing the crap out of america its like the world is entering another world war........

uhh... AWOL means "absent without leave" ... and you can only really *technically* go AWOL if you're in the military... yeah.

it's not the terrorists that have scared the crap out the american people. the american people, without the media and the government constantly pushing their bullshit down our throats, would have gotten over this "terrorist" thing by now. sure, everyone has said at one point something to the effect of "man, if i see a terrorist on an airplane, i'll kick his ass with every other passenger on board!". and the "world" is not entering another "world war", bush and his cronies are pulling everyone else down with them into an "america vs the world war". try this "axis of evil" on for size... george w. bush, donald rumsfeld, john ashcroft, condoleezza rice, donald rumsfeld............................

 

[GhostValkyrie]

Yes, the current Native Americans are busy building shrines to the great gods of taking away money from silly American tourists.

It's a good way to get back what once belonged to them.
Only in dollars, not dirt.

 

[waedoe]

dont forget about the herbal *canibus*

 

[GhostValkyrie]

Reservations have strict laws against freely smoking Cannabis, it's for ceremonial purposes only.

EDIT: Seeing as gh0st would just happen to know how "cannabis" is spelled correctly. ^

 

[waedoe]

Reservations have strict laws against freely smoking Canibus, it's for ceremonial purposes only.

they never end their ceromonies

 

[gh0st]

i have strict laws of spelling cannicorectly.

cannabis.

does ceremonial mean scalping the white devil?

 

[Blair]

I'm an American... I don't like 90% of us.

 

[fizzlephox]

They can't have a never ending cannabis session. How would they run their casinoes? Scalping the white devil would be considered murder.

 

[Pauly]

speaking of john titor....didnt he say a war will start (civil war) this or next year!!!!!??
we will find out
O and also....if he was born in 98 shouldnt he be about5 or 6 years old??? maybe we can do a search for him lol
theses upcoming 3 years should tell us if it is indeed possible that john titor is from the future(scary music plays)

 

[DreamThrall]

I'm an American... I don't like 90% of us.

agreed. try living in the south, you'll up that to 97% ;-)

 

[Fender357]

I love everything Dr. Strainglove said.........he was hilarious.

Kept calling the prez "mine feuor" (sp)

 

[OCybrManO]

Someone find little baby John Titor and kill him... then check back at the forums to see if all information about him has disappeared mysteriously. That's how we'll know.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

pauly! cybr! what thread are you in!!!??

man, it's a good thing we gave those natives syhpilis, otherwise, they'd be around to be offended by the overt racism in this thread.

cannabis? shouldn't it be peyote?

 

[OCybrManO]

everyone its a tinfoil hat thread

www.johntitor.com (this is NOT another john titor thread)

I can see the truth in that kind of silly story

It's in the first post of this thread.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

pauly! cybr! what thread are you in!!!??

man, it's a good thing we gave those natives syhpilis, otherwise, they'd be around to be offended by the overt racism in this thread.

cannabis? shouldn't it be peyote?

Not true, I'm Native American. ( a large part anyway)
I like racial humor, it's when it gets down right pure (True racism) that I don't like it.

As for Peyote; Yeah, but these n3wbs don't know the difference.

 

[waedoe]

im mostly german.... dont call me a gerry or i might gass your whole F*&^IN ethincity.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

I'm kind of a Mutt.

waedoe: Oh, can't take the heat, Sour Kraut?

 

[Shuzer]

I'm a mutt too well, not horribly. Half German, a quarter Irish and a quarter Finnish

Someone find little baby John Titor and kill him... then check back at the forums to see if all information about him has disappeared mysteriously. That's how we'll know.

Simply brilliant idea. I'll be right back with the results

 

[GhostValkyrie]

I won't reveal my age, but I shall reveal my heritage in vague messages.

Native American - I already told you.
American - Phew, glad I got that out in the open.
****** - I celebrate Bastille Day.
****** - All your Jews are belong to us!!!
******* - I await the end of their plight from the British and Scottish.
******** - I await them to realize they should break from England, and leave the Irish alone.
****** - Like, I love Hockey, eh.

 

[Vigilante]

I'm american and not really afraid of terrorists, weve gone code red (or the highest one, I dont keep track anymore) 7 times since september 11th, nothing has happened. Also I do consider myself more conservative but I do think that Bush is a f*cking idiot, I really hope he loses the re election. If he was going to fight his "war on terror", why the hell didn't he invade Iran or Saudi Arabia where the government IS tied to al queda, sadam is not a islamic fundamentalist, he is a secular leader.

 

[Vigilante]

I'm french (ick)

 

[Sprafa]

I'm american and not really afraid of terrorists, weve gone code red (or the highest one, I dont keep track anymore) 7 times since september 11th, nothing has happened. .

Code Orange.

Code Red meams WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

And a big one too. WWIII

 

[chu]

I am not really worried about terrorists.

I don't fly on airplanes because I don't travel.
I don't go into big cities, closest one I live near is Buffalo.
I do avoid areas where large crowds of people will be though, that's just because I hate people.

 

[crabcakes66]

agreed. try living in the south, you'll up that to 97% ;-)

agreed :frown:

 

[Shuzer]

agreed :frown:

Try living in the capital of the confederacy! I went to a monster truck show here, holy CRAP.. where do ALL those hicks come from?

 

[GhostValkyrie]

I'm french (ick)

So am I...
As a matter of fact, My French heritage is the most abundant one of them all.
But, I still celebrate Bastille Day. Just because freedom rocks, no matter who you are. And because the other French people don't represent me, I love being who I am!

 

[Sprafa]

And because the other French people don't represent me, I love being who I am!

Why??????????????????
Have you even touched France with your feet and talked to the locals?
Have you eaten French food?
Do you know France at all?


If you asnwer no, your probably a conditioned mind, taking your steryotiped concepts from others.

 

[BlackWolfdrk]

ive been to france to get a load of cheap beer backy and king skins

 

[gh0st]

Try living in the capital of the confederacy! I went to a monster truck show here, holy CRAP.. where do ALL those hicks come from?

it might be that all those hicks hang OUT at dirty ass monster truck shows, getting drunk off their asses to go tip cows and shoot their shotguns with pitchfork bayonets at those bitchin southern rats.