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ITS JUST A LARGE PAIR OF GLASSES! How the hell can no one tell its Superman! For God's sake! Everyone must be effing blind! And how come bad guys shoot him and the bullets just bounce off, but when they throw the gun at him, he ducks?
 
Oh wow! I've never thought about that before.
Oh no wait, everyone has...
Its really not that amazing.
Its just a normal superhero thing.
If you can buy theres a man flying
You can buy that.
Its not as bad the catwomen movie.
Now that was just sad.
She looked exactly the same.
 
I think, of course my opinion is twisted and not worth much, that Superman is not even about that. You see, Superman is an alien, he was born with super powers, he always been a superman. He didn’t get super powers through freak accident, he wasn’t born on Earth, he is not human. However, the weak side of his personality is Clark, it’s a way Superman thinks we humans are. Weak, cowards, uncertain about anything in our life, with no sense of direction.

Still it doesn’t answer your question much, because frankly comics don’t need to make much sense, it’s an idea behind a super hero that holds.
 
:dozey: WHAT!? Clark Kent is Superman, what teh fukc!? I got pr0nZ0|2e|). Hmm, I think he ducks when they throw the gun at him is 'cause he is gunophobic?
 
Superman was not born with powers.
He was born on another planet.
He got his powers when he came to earth
From our sun.
He himself has a weak personality.
It took him years to finally do lois.
 
I'm trying all so very hard to think..... nope nothing, oh well.

Do you think Superman checks for change in the payphone when he changes in those booths. And why no one ever seems notice that one large man with glasses enters the booth, then one man with no glasses, and a completely different attire, exits?
 
i like the superman breakdown in kill bill vol. 2. like what mr. reak posted, him dressing as clark kent IS his uniform, to blend in with us. he sees us as being weak.
 
When someone walks into a phone booth
Do you pay attention to what they're wearing?
I dont.
Plus when he leaves, he's going uber fast.
So you dont really see him.
You just see something shoot out of the booth.

And he does not see us as weak.
If he were on his home planet
He would be just like us.
 
He also changes his hair: he parts it on the opposite side and gets rid of the curl.

Still, maybe one of his powers is the power to make others more gullible?
 
Mechagodzilla said:
He also changes his hair: he parts it on the opposite side and gets rid of the curl.

Of Course! It's the hair cut. :O :p

"Faster than a speeding bullet,
More powerful than a locomotive,
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound..."

Is there anything that Superman can't do (that doesn't interfere with the fabric of time)? Oh wait... :|
 
:naughty: Superman has all that, and Batman was so close to whoopin' his ass.
 
CyberSh33p said:
ITS JUST A LARGE PAIR OF GLASSES! How the hell can no one tell its Superman! For God's sake! Everyone must be effing blind! And how come bad guys shoot him and the bullets just bounce off, but when they throw the gun at him, he ducks?

its a conspiracy man!! :O :stare:
 
I'm still entirely convinced that batman
Under any circumstances could totally
Own Superman.
 
You know,
the forum automatically
creates new
lines where
appropriate.
 
Christ Ikerous, could you stop that talking in prose thing? It's just annoying.
 
:dozey: I think he's used to that. Maybe he writes like that in school on paper.
 
Ikerous said:
I'm still entirely convinced that batman
Under any circumstances could totally
Own Superman.
Superman is too cheesy... but! Superman is what made the superman thing cheesy to begin with... the orignal cheese of cheesiness... therefore, Superman is swiss cheese... that IS though-provoking! :eek:
 
Why dont people like it
When i write like this
Chri_D deleted like thirty posts
Cuz they were like this
(He claimed they were off topic)
They werent.
I much prefer this way.

Edit:
Superman is sweese cheese...
He doesnt have any holes in him...
And he doesnt smell weird when left in the sun
And what is this: :borg:
Swiss cheese doesnt fly
Unless you throw it at someone
 
Ikerous said:
Why dont people like itWhen i write like thisChri_Ddeleted like thirty postsCuz they were like this(He claimed they were off topic)They werent.I much prefer this way.
Maybe because it's the same thing as doing that... only the opposite... :rolling:


And Superman has plenty of holes... like the one for weewee... and of course he's gonna smell funny since he works out so much...
 
Ikerous said:
Why dont people like it
When i write like this
Chri_D deleted like thirty posts
Cuz they were like this
(He claimed they were off topic)
They werent.
I much prefer this way.

Edit:
Superman is sweese cheese...
He doesnt have any holes in him...
And he doesnt smell weird when left in the sun
And what is this: :borg:
Swiss cheese doesnt fly
Unless you throw it at someone
so you do it just to piss people off?
 
So typing in caps is the opposite
Of typing in lower case..
And since typing in caps is bad
Then typing in lower case is bad
So ThErEfOrE ThIs Is BeTeTeR?
No, no its not.
You're opposite theory is flawd.
I had frosted cherios for dinner.

edit:
Superman doesnt work out.
He doesnt need to.
He's super.

No i dont do this to piss ppl off
Why would this piss you off...?
I prefer writing like i think.
This is how i think...
In spurts.
 
Wow, trying to talk to Ikerous is like getting my wang caught on passing car going 75 miles/hour...
 
Ikerous said:
So typing in caps is the opposite
Of typing in lower case..
And since typing in caps is bad
Then typing in lower case is bad
So ThErEfOrE ThIs Is BeTeTeR?
No, no its not.
You're opposite theory is flawd.
I had frosted cherios for dinner.

edit:
Superman doesnt work out.
He doesnt need to.
He's super.

No i dont do this to piss ppl off
Why would this piss you off...?
I prefer writing like i think.
This is how i think...
In spurts.
and between these spurts you blackout for a split second, just long enough to unconsciously hit the enter button.
 
:hmph: Dude, you DO get off topic in your posts man, out of nowhere you tell us you ate frosted flakes for dinner, the ****nuts!?
 
You know who you remind me of
Ikerous
You remind of that guy
in Malcom in the Middle
Who's in a wheelchair
And has big glasses
And has to ta-
ke a breath
for every
thing
he's
s
a
y
s

:E
 
OMG So you ARE a guy!!
I've been waiting for you to post that
For a long time now.
How sad is that.

Why on earth would your wang be out
While cars are traveling 75mph next to you
That cant be safe.
Always keep your pants
Especially when walking on the freeway.

And just cuz one line is off topic
Doesnt make my whole post off topic
At least i address the convesation
At hand.
I have two hands.
 
Letters said:
Wow, trying to talk to Ikerous is like getting my wang caught on passing car going 75 miles/hour...
That just made my day.
 
Ikerous said:
OMG So you ARE a guy!!
I've been waiting for you to post that
For a long time now.
How sad is that.

Why on earth would your wang be out
While cars are traveling 75mph next to you
That cant be safe.
Always keep your pants
Especially when walking on the freeway.

Hitchhiking?
 
A True Canadian said:
Hitchhiking?

Lesson for the day:
When hitchiking, use your thumb
Not your "wang"
C'mon man.. its just safer.
 
Ikerous said:
OMG So you ARE a guy!!
I've been waiting for you to post that
For a long time now.
How sad is that.

Why on earth would your wang be out
While cars are traveling 75mph next to you
That cant be safe.
Always keep your pants
Especially when walking on the freeway.

:) Hmm I agree with you on that, I have never EVER seen Letters admit to being; telling us, that he was a male or any indication that he was male, but now he mentioned HE HAS A PENIS! Well, some women have penis's.
 
ailevation said:
HE HAS A PENIS! Well, some women have penis's.

Wow, none of the women i know do
I'm seriously hoping
That you didnt find that out the hard way.
Thatd be an unpleasant surprise.

Erm.. What was the topic of this thread?
Oh yea.. Superman.. Wow we got off
So, yea. Superman should have more powers.
He should be like a transformer.
And turn into a car or something.
Or maybe a power ranger.
 
Ikerous said:
Wow, none of the women i know do
I'm seriously hoping
That you didnt find that out the hard way.
Thatd be an unpleasant surprise.

Erm.. What was the topic of this thread?
Oh yea.. Superman.. Wow we got off
So, yea. Superman should have more powers.
He should be like a transformer.
And turn into a car or something.
Or maybe a power ranger.

Well I only know one woman with a penis, her name is Ikerous, it WAS an unpleasant surprise. I hope Superman defeats her.
 
Is anyone else amazed at the irony..
This thread is entitled:
Interesting and thought-provoking
And yet look at were we've led it...

And im not a woman! o.<
Why do you keep calling me her...
And i could so take superman.

Wait.. what did you just imply..
We never had relations...

Pwitty color.
I used to eat nail polish that looked like this.
 
Back on topic...

CyberSh33p said:
ITS JUST A LARGE PAIR OF GLASSES! How the hell can no one tell its Superman! For God's sake! Everyone must be effing blind!

Since he doesn't wear a mask, why doesn't anyone realize that Clark Kent is Superman?

The prime reason is that when in his Superman identity, our hero always vibrates his face slightly so that photographs will only show his features as a blur. The physical distinctions between the Superman and Clark Kent persona are a curl of hair, the glasses, and a deepening of his voice. Another major factor is that the lack of a mask keeps people from even suspecting that Superman has a secret identity. For example, Lex Luthor was once told the truth, but he dismissed the idea because he could not believe that someone so powerful would want another identity. Also in the modern stories, Lois Lane never suspected the dual identity.

Furthermore, there have been several occasions where Clark and Superman have been seen together. In the first case, "Superman" was really a robot (ADVENTURES #439). Soon after Superman's return from his self-exile in space, Jimmy snapped a photo of Superman and Clark (a confused Matrix) (SUPERMAN #34). Finally, after Superman's return from death, the Man of Steel publicly rescued Clark Kent (secretly Matrix) from an old Civil Defense Shelter (ACTION #692).

From
here.
 
wouldn't that get really annoying to always vibrate your face? And wouldn't your face go numb or something?
 
Mr.Reak said:
I think, of course my opinion is twisted and not worth much, that Superman is not even about that. You see, Superman is an alien, he was born with super powers, he always been a superman. He didn’t get super powers through freak accident, he wasn’t born on Earth, he is not human. However, the weak side of his personality is Clark, it’s a way Superman thinks we humans are. Weak, cowards, uncertain about anything in our life, with no sense of direction.

Still it doesn’t answer your question much, because frankly comics don’t need to make much sense, it’s an idea behind a super hero that holds.

Hehe, someone has seen Kill Bill 2!!! But I love that idea.
 
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