An Olympic moment of horror

He really put his best foot forward.. wait

He really bent over backwards for Hungary... no ... wait


I really want to shake this guy's hand. What a champion.
 
He really put his best foot forward.. wait

He really bent over backwards for Hungary... no ... wait


I really want to shake this guy's hand. What a champion.

Incorrect puns is my thing.
 
If that happened to you, I think the term awsome would be least in your mind at that moment.

To be honest, if that were me, I would try everything in my willpower to not scream or show any weakness and just casually walk behind the stage, then scream and cry.. I get so embarrassed in public when I **** up.
 
Who are you?
:D
I'm so glad you asked!

I'm 6 foot 2
with a big ass shoe
but that's not what I do
It's what I am
and I really like ham
and also to jam
to a sweet ass rap
as I pop a cap
in the back of your lap
no I'm not too white
my skin tone's just right
to stay out of sight
in a snowstorm
cause I was born
when my mom's vagina was torn
between north and south
with no words in my mouth
and I'm rappin about
the fact that, until recently
I couldn't see
you sappin mah sentry

Revised edition
 
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