Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

[jondy]

No, really.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm

 

[gh0st]

lol.. rediculous

The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled

 

[jondy]

lol.. rediculous

Yeah, I pissed myself at that one

 

[CptStern]

that's not a phallus symbol ..it's a dildo

 

[Dgenatron]

they have been around ever since the dawn of humankind.

Edit: notice the size of that artifact. It is a testatement that for women bigger has always been better.

 

[Maxi]

"It's highly polished; it's clearly recognisable," said Professor Conard.

Hahahahahaha

 

[<RJMC>]

what the hell the most acient dildo in the world?

 

[Maxi]

that's not a phallus symbol ..it's a dildo

I thought the same.

 

[kirovman]

When are they going to find the prehistoric 100lb sex dolls?

 

[CptStern]

they have been around ever since the dawn of humankind.

Edit: notice the size of that artifact. It is a testatement that for women bigger has always been better.

nah ...at first the were used as a make-shift spoon, soon after that they were used as a shoe-horn followed by a long period of it's use a weapon and as a means of crushing garlic ...it wasnt until the Cenozoic Era when leisure time (invention of fire freed up early man, no longer did they have to run from animals ...now they could cook them) was at an all time high that females had discovered what it was truly good for



disclaimer: the above may or not be true

 

[T.H.C.138]

phallus...isn't that basically something penis-like in shape? sooo wouldn't a dildo be phallic? especially one that resembles a penis?

 

[Maxi]

phallus...isn't that basically something penis-like in shape? sooo wouldn't a dildo be phallic? especially one that resembles a penis?

Yes, you are indeed, correct with your assumptions.

 

[jondy]

Edit: notice the size of that artifact. It is a testatement that for women bigger has always been better.

It's 20cm long.

 

[CptStern]

phallus...isn't that basically something penis-like in shape? sooo wouldn't a dildo be phallic? especially one that resembles a penis?

ahh but you give early man too much credit ...seeing as how most of their language consisted of "ugh, oooga, blaaa"

 

[Icarusintel]

It's 20cm long.

anyone have a cm to inches converter? i wanna see how i stack up to this thing, to see if i coulda made it with prehistoric chicks

 

[jondy]

anyone have a cm to inches converter? i wanna see how i stack up to this thing, to see if i coulda made it with prehistoric chicks

Roughly 7 1/2 inches.

 

[Icarusintel]

Roughly 7 1/2 inches.

i like my odds:imu:

 

[SidewinderX]

Roughly 7 1/2 inches.

google says...

20 centimeters = 7.87401575 in

 

[Gorgon]

28000 years old dildo ?

naaaaaaah!!!!

 

[Razor]

How do they know it's a dildo and not some sort of bludgeoning device?

 

[jondy]

How do they know it's a dildo and not some sort of bludgeoning device?

A 7 1/2 inch phallic bludgeoning device? In my experience, theres only one thing a 7 1/2 inch phallus is good for bludgeoning, and it's not neanderthals

 

[Icarusintel]

A 7 1/2 inch phallic bludgeoning device? In my experience, theres only one thing a 7 1/2 inch phallus is good for bludgeoning, and it's not neanderthals

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