And I thought train simulator was bad...

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/90200/

Hey, your life dull and lacking tractors? ****ing buy this game. You can pretend to drive slow moving vehicles across various plants for hours on end. Who's buying these things? Where's the market? Driving farm machinery wouldn't even be that great to be doing in real life.
 
You start the game by choosing from a small collection of vehicles and machinery to explore your fairly sparse farmland which measures just 4 km. As you progress through the game you complete a variety of tasks like breeding and feeding the cows or spreading manure, milking, plowing, seeding and baling to build up wealth to invest in newer and better equipment and machinery.

Exciting!
 
The sequel to the best-selling worldwide hit "Farming Simulator"

Wait, what?

****ing lol'd at the title: FARMING SIMULATOR 2011. Farming changes drastically every year. Farming Simulator 2012 will feature farm animal cloning and lab induced cross-species breeding.
 
ITT people who have never played Harvest Moon

Yes, I know they're different games. One is "arcade" while the other is a sim, but **** you, the reason people enjoy these games are the same. **** you.
 
This is just farmville with less social networking and more realism. Looks mindnumbing to me but there could be quite a market given that Farmville has like 100 million players or some equally revolting figure of that nature.
 
ITT people who have never played Harvest Moon

Yes, I know they're different games. One is "arcade" while the other is a sim, but **** you, the reason people enjoy these games are the same. **** you.
So...

This game will let me marry realistic underaged girls?
 
This is just farmville with less social networking and more realism.

But you can play with your 'friends' over the internet and LAN. I know what I'm bring to the next LAN party!!!!
 
Can you fall off a farm vehicle and be maimed and mangled?
 
Simulator Simulator

"A realistic simulation of playing a simulation game."
 
I've got one for you.

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0040QCS...de=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=B0040QCSIM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Y4UsXXUSQ
 
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