Angry Drunken Chinese man bites Panda

[CptStern]

A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.

"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

"No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for the Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident happened but would not give any details. She said Gu Gu was "healthy."

"We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060920/ap_on_re_as/china_man_bites_panda

jeez they almost reward stupidity in that part of the world ..had he been torn to shreds it would have been his fault

 

[Cormeh]

Guess the panda couldn't bear being touched. It was probably really bamboozled when the guy touched him!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Took me ages to think those up >_>

 

[eraser]

Guess the panda couldn't bear being touched. It was probably really bamboozled when the guy touched him!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Took me ages to think those up >_>

Oh, you sly fox.

I'm sure it's completely out of line to think that a live animal, in an enclosure, will attack. No ****ing way.

Then again, the man loves to touch.

 

[Beerdude26]

Angry Drunken Chinese Man

Just one less degree of awesome away from Angry Lawyer.

 

[hungryduck]

hah thats hilarios....

Let the chinese robot judges decide his fate!!!!!!!!1

 

[kirovman]

hah thats hilarios....

Let the chinese robot judges decide his fate!!!!!!!!1

He's going to plead insanity.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Jesus christ, ahaha. Hardcore.

 

[The Monkey]

I suck.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

 

[Tr0n]

That china man is one bad mutha ****a.

 

[CyberPitz]

He just wanted to pet the poor thing.

 

[evil^milk]

ROFL

Thread of the day

 

[Icarusintel]

I wanna shake his hand, he just bumped Chuck Norris off my list of heroes.

 

[bliink]

"I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

Famous last words

 

[Que-Ever]

Dammit, I'm not chinese, I'm vietnamese :/

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Pandas aren't that cool I guess. The best bears kill people with a single blow. That happened once with a Polar Bear, and another with a Grizzly Bear.

Pandas need more work. No wonder they're endangered.

 

[15357]

中共侵犯 非戰卽和 主和賣國

 

[Jintor]

zhong something something something fei something something something wen he something something.

 

[Danimal]

In Soviet Russia, Drunken Pandas bite YOU!

 

[JellyWorld]

zhong gong jin fan fei something something he zhu he something something

 

[Steven]

Win.

 

[15357]

Joong Gong Chim Beaom Bi Jeon Jek Hwa Joo Hwa Mae Gook!

 

[Beerdude26]

Joong Gong Chim Beaom Bi Jeon Jek Hwa Joo Hwa Mae Gook!

Yeah, that's an awesome recipe.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Moron, i hope the panda is ok, couldn't care less about that bloke. Who jumps onto a sleeping panda and bites it? Drunk perhaps, but also without his lithium that day. Hope he gets charged as well!

 

[<RJMC>]

if someone hav filmed that it would become rich

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

This thread is Gold

 

[CyberPitz]

if someone hav filmed that it would become rich

So true. Would have been the funniest video on the net.
Ok, but would have ranked high up there.

 

[PvtRyan]

Joong Gong Chim Beaom Bi Jeon Jek Hwa Joo Hwa Mae Gook!

You mean #14 on the Menu? Yeah, that's good eatin'!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Feel sorry for the panda. Damn thing probably has rabies. D:

 

[Greatgat]

I read the thread title as "Angry Lawyer bites Panda". I was actually worried about the panda D:

 

[Loc-Dog]

Gotta stick it to those pandas, man. Show them who's boss.

 

[kirovman]

CFP - Cantonese Fried Panda.

 

[Azner]

zhong gong jin fan fei something something he zhu he something something

Dun bother



Hokkien Panda Fry

 

[PvtRyan]

Angry Drunken Chinese man bites Panda

Can't stop laughing at this sentence.

 

[bbson john]

Joong Gong Chim Beaom Bi Jeon Jek Hwa Joo Hwa Mae Gook!

That's friggin' irrelevant. But it's kinda funny you mention it here.

CFP - Cantonese Fried Panda.

What?

 

[15357]

That's friggin' irrelevant. But it's kinda funny you mention it here.

Indeed. :smoking:


Actually, I didn't know what panda was in chinese, so I had to put 共 instead.

 

[ríomhaire]

He just wanted a bear hug :naughty:

 

[Jintor]

*Dum'tish!*

 

[Tyguy]

Wait, was the bear drunk?

 

[Parlez]

He should wear this shirt: