Sulkdodds
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Glirk Dient said:Doesn't make finding the mystical orb of rinji held by the mystical otakuniki which is the most deadly thing to have ever lived to save the world and the main character is an emo 12 yr old who sucks and screws everything up until he is pushed face first into a portal that popped out of his hamburger where he finds the magical dragon and energy shoots out of his ass for no reason and he saves the day/world. Still a shitty plot, japanese or english.
Glirk Dient said:Their mouths that are super small when closed and incredibly huge when open. The flying through the air scenes. I can't stand any of it. Not to mention I haven't found 1 story line that hasn't been complete BS that is so far fetched you couldn't come up with it if your not on drugs. Don't expect to change my opinion...you may like it but I hate anime.
No offence, but oh my god, shut up.
- Futuristic bounty hunter and friends go around a pretty realistically-realised solar system in their rustbucket spaceship. Sound slightly familiar?
- It's the future and mind and machine are beginning to meld. How implausible.
- A fantasy world where two large empires are locked in a political power struggle. Did I mentioned their use gigantic flying airship things? And actually it might actually be Earth in the future, or even some other planet?
- A woman fights in a secret war against vampires, but there is some ulterior takeover plot behind it and the 'original vampire' is somehow involved. My, nothing so stupid as that ever appears in Western media!
- Two normal people get caught up in the insanity of organised crime. I CANT BELIEVE WTF THEY WERE THINKING WITH THIS STUPID-ASS PLOT
- Ninjas and samurai. So ridiculous and unworthy of anyone's attention.
- A poignant tale of two orphans near the end of WW2. HOLY SHIT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
So far-fetched!
You're being ridiculous. And I've only seen the most mainstream and famous anime serious; I haven't even really delved into the genre. When trying to think of good anime series I can mention, I can count them on my fingers - but only because they're actually the only ones I've seen. I've done the equivalent of playing the top 10 PC games or top 10 war films or top 10 whatever. And still I can name a load of plots that are shared or at least share similarities with english films (notice Firefly in there anywhere? It shares a lot with both Cowboy Bebop and Trigun, I think). You're clinging onto this bullshit conception that all anime ever is stupid, kiddie-style with bad dialogue and ridiculous plots and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
There is more to anime than Pokemon, just as there is more to PC games than Daikatana.