Another chinese girl at work wants to me badly

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Different one to the previous thread.

I was walking down the stairs (she's a receptionist) and she was positioned so that when you (ME) come down the stairs you can see down her top, clevage etc.

As i was walking out to lunch she said "going to lunch?" to which i answered "indeed"

...then i just walked out.

When i came back from lunch she asked if i live in a suburb (which i used to live in). HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW I LIVED THERE. I've never spoken to her in my life. Wtf.

Is this another case of male misinterpretation of female actions or is she on the verge of tearing her clothes off for me.

Your thoughts guys?
 
I forgot to mention when i came down the stairs she was sucking on an ice cream on a stick. Honestly, ****. Why at that exact moment. What the **** is happening in this world.

Weird.
 
Today I was at a restaurant, and this cute asian waitress looked at me, and she asked me what I wanted to drink, and I didn't even tell her that I was thirsty. I'm not making this shit up.
 
Two Chinese girls? They obviously want your body for Chinese aphrodisiac ingredients.
 
Woa, she guessed you lived in a suburb.. She wants your babies, man.
 
At work, I have cashiers ask me if I can pack their bags. Not a jest.
 
Obviously, we need to nuke china. The cyborgs are getting out of hand.
 
Dan said:
Today I was at a restaurant, and this cute asian waitress looked at me, and she asked me what I wanted to drink, and I didn't even tell her that I was thirsty. I'm not making this shit up.
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Most waiters and waitresses do this, at least for me its common :dozey:
 
Swing and a miss.

For the thousandth time.

Because nobody told Deathmaster the game was over and his team lost.

And the stadium's been closed for three hours.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Different one to the previous thread.

I was walking down the stairs (she's a receptionist) and she was positioned so that when you (ME) come down the stairs you can see down her top, clevage etc.

As i was walking out to lunch she said "going to lunch?" to which i answered "indeed"

...then i just walked out.

When i came back from lunch she asked if i live in a suburb (which i used to live in). HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW I LIVED THERE. I've never spoken to her in my life. Wtf.

Is this another case of male misinterpretation of female actions or is she on the verge of tearing her clothes off for me.

Your thoughts guys?
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You = chill.

She != wants your cock.

Asian bitch.smallTalk == true
 
Where do you work, anyway, Fusion?
 
This thread made me lol hard. But ya she totally wants you.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Different one to the previous thread.

I was walking down the stairs (she's a receptionist) and she was positioned so that when you (ME) come down the stairs you can see down her top, clevage etc.

As i was walking out to lunch she said "going to lunch?" to which i answered "indeed"

...then i just walked out.

When i came back from lunch she asked if i live in a suburb (which i used to live in). HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW I LIVED THERE. I've never spoken to her in my life. Wtf.

Is this another case of male misinterpretation of female actions or is she on the verge of tearing her clothes off for me.

Your thoughts guys?
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Gosh I love this guy. I don't even need to look for porn.
 
Krynn72 said:
What in the butt?





Mr-Fusion in the butt.
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Do you want to put it in her butt?(In her butt)

What What (in the butt)
I said what what (in the butt)

MR. FUSION in the butt(in the butt?)

I said what what (in the butt)
 
$kelet0r said:
Isn't Mr. Fusion married? I think it's the lady-friend paying every woman she can find to try and seduce you...but You. Will. Not. Fail.

trap.jpg
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****ing awesome.
 
Dan said:
Today I was at a restaurant, and this cute asian waitress looked at me, and she asked me what I wanted to drink, and I didn't even tell her that I was thirsty. I'm not making this shit up.
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God damn I lol'd.

/thread
 
"Indeed" smooth lol.

Hehe, ask her out if she's hot. Oh you're married.

Erm, tell your wife, maybe she'll be up for an asian foursome.
 
Onetime this Asian girl followed me to the winter gardens located in m city, she followed me about and then she totally wanted to kiss in a quiet corner of the tropical house, so we totally did, and she followed me home and totally stuck her hand down my boxers, I'm not making this shit up, do you guys reckon she wanted me?.



OP, its okay to sometimes think some random piece is checking you out, but don't let it go to your head, she wasn't wanting to tear your clothes off.



Also as I constantly keep saying, ASIAN WOMEN ARE ****ING PSYCHOTIC AND TO BE AVOIDED.

:thumbs:
 
Another girl wants to you badly? That's pretty sick nasty.
 
nurizeko said:
Also as I constantly keep saying, ASIAN WOMEN ARE ****ING PSYCHOTIC AND TO BE AVOIDED.
:thumbs:
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When you least expect it, she'll turn out to be your daughter.
 
I hadn't seen that last one. Pretty cool.
 
Whoever made the original talking pear drawing must be very proud at how famous it is. :LOL:
 
Dan said:
Today I was at a restaurant, and this cute asian waitress looked at me, and she asked me what I wanted to drink, and I didn't even tell her that I was thirsty. I'm not making this shit up.
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LMFAO!

Raziaar said:
Two Chinese girls? They obviously want your body for Chinese aphrodisiac ingredients.
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LMFAO!!

Que-Ever said:
Obviously, we need to nuke china. The cyborgs are getting out of hand.
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LMFAO!!!

$kelet0r said:
Isn't Mr. Fusion married? I think it's the lady-friend paying every woman she can find to try and seduce you...but You. Will. Not. Fail.

trap.jpg
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LMFAO!!!!

Naph said:
When you least expect it, she'll turn out to be your daughter.
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Oldboy ftw!!!

Anyway this thread is just full of win. On a serious note. You probably misinterpeted but then again you never know. Pursue, whats the harm in being wrong? Being right tho = win. Just treat it like a video game. It works.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Different one to the previous thread.

I was walking down the stairs (she's a receptionist) and she was positioned so that when you (ME) come down the stairs you can see down her top, clevage etc.

As i was walking out to lunch she said "going to lunch?" to which i answered "indeed"

...then i just walked out.

When i came back from lunch she asked if i live in a suburb (which i used to live in). HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW I LIVED THERE. I've never spoken to her in my life. Wtf.

Is this another case of male misinterpretation of female actions or is she on the verge of tearing her clothes off for me.

Your thoughts guys?
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the only way to be sure is to grab her crotch and ask her if it's available
 
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