Any Turks Over There?

[TheRage]

Hey! Any Turk players at the forum? I will be really excited to find a Turk gamer.

 

[Shakermaker]

Better hold your excitement then. There aren't any people from Turkey on this forum afaik.

Also, adana kebab ftw.

 

[<RJMC>]

turok gamers?

 

[Polaris]

In b4 Munro.

 

[Top Secret]

People actually live in Turkey?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Turkish chicks can be hot.

 

[<RJMC>]

People actually live in Turkey?

every turkey is a world

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

The Turk?

 

[TheRage]

Nope . Turkey is a country in Europe you insanes xD.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

My best friend at college is a Turk and a very dedicated gamer, he just doesn't go on forums--learned his English with Starcraft instead, he's a former top DotA player. Needless to say, he probably likes to deny the Armenian genocide as much as you do, you Islamofascist prick. Damn country can't even pick a continent or culture to cling to. Have fun walking to Asia to get groceries in Istanbul.

He's a Hizir and his name is Cem (that's gem in pronunciation you ignorant ******s), he's actually trying to organize some gaming league stuff for Bobby Kotick right now, we're looking at monetizing professional gaming and charging for mods (akin to the apple store) through Blizzard's battle.net store portal. Goddamn Bobby Kotick knows how to stay paid--I really admire the guy, doing business with people of all nationalities. Even a place as fascinating, diverse, multi-cultural and enigmatic as Turkey.

I'm a Demon.

 

[Barnz]

Hey BHC, do you know what "gerzek" means?

 

[Dekstar]

Turk Gamer?

Seriously though, no.

 

[CptStern]

I know it's no business but the Turks but why did Constantinople get the works?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

means like jerk or prick, bit more narsty though. love the way they say it in Istanbul. Specially with lungs half-full of smoke from sheisha. **** I miss all the hashish

If that scared him off, **** it, worse that happens is infraction--pretty sure I've never met a Turk who was that big of a pussy though, so he'll be back and joking around soon enough

I know it's no business but the Turks but why did Constantinople get the works?

Because the Ottomans shat down the throat of every single Roman mother ****er and has locked the place down.. P.S. every crusade that touched pre-Turkey regretted it (p.e.n.i.s: in the dawn of the 20th century Turkey killed some more ****ers and was actually allowed to call itself Turkey). Hence one of the few non-Western (relatively speaking) empires to really get a foot in the door and, you know, colonize some mother ****ers for a while until they bit at each others' ankles too much around some mountains with sword guys that forced them, for the most part, back to what is now Turkey and southern Bulgaria or more aptly named: the bunghole of europe: LE BALKANS

Any empire that used these bad boys is alright in my book~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"

GINNUH' **** SOME SHIT hell yea nigga I'm uh elephant mofo gonna buck them 380s come up yo crib bust right thru yo' ancient ass leather kevlar nigguh"

!!"check out this rape":!!

pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek yeyeeyeee!!!! öldürmek Kürt ibne... ?akaaaaaa =D <--- wow vBulletin is ignorant, can't do a cedilla s

Spoiler

These people have been good at killing people since BC, or to be more culturally respective or whatever gay shit: BCE -- Hoping to write History Textbooks myself. I do quite a bit of history and it's a good starting job to get some money for life expenses in a PhD program.

Spoiler

OOPS, I said myself, I meant a certain Mr. Robert A. Kotick, genius world leader and video game industry emperor, and I are very much planning to monetize certain elements, add subscription fees and destroy their self-proclaimed secularism with a textbook system that only offers Muslim propaganda at a flat rate instead of paying tons of tons of lira for each text.

Spoiler

make money smoke trees!!!

You'd shit your Roman polytheistic hardened leather then a few gazillacenturies later, the ancestors of these same dudes would take simple weapons, just to troll you and make you shit your catholic crusading chainmail you can also look at the crusaders as romans who made pederasty a holy profession and believe in that whole carpenter nailed to a stick by the sniveling jew menace story. I should teach world history to high school kids.

 

[CptStern]

oh look what I did!

Because the Ottomans shat down the throat of...

my post comes from this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeQ-wjDH4F4

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'm well aware, old man

 

[Sloth]

Alby, you somehow talked about the Armenian Genocide and Turkish / Ottoman Empires in forum and troll speak...

I'm not sure if I want to think you're stoned or a Genius?

 

[Barnz]

BHC, I don't know if you are serious, or just high, because your posts make no sense.

Do you even know what does this mean?

pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek pezevenklik etmek yeyeeyeee!!!! öldürmek Kürt ibne... ?akaaaaaa =D <---

 

[15357]

A Turk!


Turkey is always interesting, especially their armament programs and military projects.



But I think it's a stretch to call it inside Europe. Sure, it has some territory inside Europe, but it's not a European country, per se. Anyway, Turkey is awesome. I'm going to sleep now.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

BHC, I don't know if you are serious, or just high, because your posts make no sense.

Do you even know what does this mean?

He's just possessed.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Nah, it is quite geographically part of Southeast Europe dudertron. Not stoned at all, just a bit tense and splosive. I may be completely losing it.

BHC, I don't know if you are serious, or just high, because your posts make no sense.

Do you even know what does this mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkpR2Q6Oy8

 

[CptStern]

I'm well aware, old man

so that's why you posted about the ottoman empire even though you knew I was referencing they might be giants. oh ok

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

"I know it's no business" was kinda the giveaway there duder... I know you were talking about the song. I'm A Demon though, and we have obligations... it ain't easy bein red

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUkpR2Q6Oy8

Gonna have go 'head and suggest you uh...

READ A BOOK NIGGA.

Alby, you somehow talked about the Armenian Genocide and Turkish / Ottoman Empires in forum and troll speak...

I'm not sure if I want to think you're stoned or a Genius?

Haha I wuv u Australia.

 

[TheRage]

Yes and I'm a human. And I'm a caucasian. It means I'm white!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

BHC, I don't know if you are serious, or just high, because your posts make no sense.

Do you even know what does this mean?

Made sense to me

 

[Barnz]

So you support the racist shit he posted? Whatever, I'm done with that guy, he's full of shit.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

lol butthurt

 

[Barnz]

cut the shit, you racist fag - should have reported you earlier

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Yes and I'm a human. And I'm a caucasian. It means I'm white!

So that's what it means!

 

[love_nutz2]

You didn't know that? pfftt... everyone knows that.

 

[15357]

cut the shit, you racist fag - should have reported you earlier

I don't follow you. Then again, I kinda didn't understand BHC's posts.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You didn't know that? pfftt... everyone knows that.

Either my sarcasm detector is broken or yours is.

 

[evil^milk]

Needless to say, he probably likes to deny the Armenian genocide as much as you do, you Islamofascist prick. Damn country can't even pick a continent or culture to cling to. Have fun walking to Asia to get groceries in Istanbul.

Damn you BHC. I was eating pizza and nearly choked.

 

[love_nutz2]

Either my sarcasm detector is broken or yours is.

I believe your one is broken good sir!

 

[Schall]

Knight Online got taken over by Turks lol.