Anyone Else Glad they are not a woman?

[Dr.Spock]

Bored as always, I realized 2 things. If you're a woman and you don't put out (have sex) you're considered a b!tch. If you put out you can be considered a slut. Doesn't that suck! :x

 

[CyberSh33p]

I'd hate to be a girl, they have a lot more 'societal pressure' than guys I think. I don't know. whatever. spock += me;

 

[Sui]

:O

what the FECK is this about???

anyay, i probally was a woman in a previous life.... if there are any...

hmmm... if you were lesbian, surly you could feel you ow---

ANYWAY, moving on...

and just to say, the first in before close post i see, i will personally kill the poster myself.

 

[PunisherUSA]

Hey, but being a lesbo beats being gehy!

But I concur!

What, me worry?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

i wish i was a superhero(?) that had the ability to turn himself into a hot woman. i mean, it'd be fun on lonely nights at home, but more than that.. i could get out of speeding tickets, get free drinks and all sorts of crap. plus, i have to admit, trying lesbianism would be interesting.

 

[DarkStar]

If I was a woman I wouldn't get anything done. I'd just stay at home at play with my tits all day.

 

[kingthebadger]

what would be the point in having a previous life? if you have no knowledge about it?
life after death is bollox

 

[DarkStar]

Here's a question for you guys:

Would you give up a toe (any toe) for the rest of your life, to have a vagina for a day?

I would.

 

[PunisherUSA]

If I was a woman I wouldn't get anything done. I'd just stay at home at play with my tits all day.

Forgot about that!
Undeniable true.

Who needs the small toe!? You could give em both up and not notice!

 

[Sui]

If I was a woman I wouldn't get anything done. I'd just stay at home at play with my tits all day.

i agree to this...

Here's a question for you guys:

Would you give up a toe (any toe) for the rest of your life, to have a vagina for a day?

I would.

but this is complete bollox

seriously wtf are you thinking?

i want my toes and i dont want a vagina!!!

but i may consider swapping my left kidney for a pair of breasts :|

 

[CrazyHarij]

I read a log of a woman telling the details of menstruation and that stuff, and felt EXTREMELY lightened I had a willeh down there.

I think women have alot of fun though, they probably have much stronger sexual sensations due to their breats contributing to it and such. They're very good at telling whether people lie or not and they are good at seeing a persons feelings and such by just looking at that person.

 

[DarkStar]

but this is complete bollox

seriously wtf are you thinking?

i want my toes and i dont want a vagina!!!

Yeah, but you get to have a vag for a day! I think it would be incredible just to see what that shit feels like. And...you know...play around with it...and stuff. I'll give up a toe for that in a second!

 

[Maxi]

but i may consider swapping my left kidney for a pair of breasts :|

Yeah, especially since there are ALOT of kidneys available on the black market!

 

[Murray_H]

Forgot about that!
Undeniable true.

Who needs the small toe!? You could give em both up and not notice!

I would get rid of them all, never stub my toes again!

 

[Sui]

Yeah, but you get to have a vag for a day! I think it would be incredible just to see what that shit feels like. And...you know...play around with it...and stuff. I'll give up a toe for that in a second!

......?

well, maybe if i got to try it ou---

THIS THREAD IS SICK!!!

I QUIT!!!

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
R.I.P. douglas adams

 

[PunisherUSA]

I would get rid of them all, never stub my toes again!

Yeah, Why bother to mess around with a vagina when you have a stubbed toe? :naughty:

 

[CrazyHarij]

True to that.

Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive

 

[Dr.Spock]

If you dont have toes you cannot run bare foot. You could only walk.

 

[Dalamari]

If I was a chick I would have to clean out the vag and stuff, got that time of the month, too much work and upkeep for me. I perfer soap+water=clean.

 

[CrazyHarij]

If I was a chick I would have to clean out the vag and stuff, got that time of the month, too much work and upkeep for me. I perfer soap+water=clean.

And we can make cool haircuts too

 

[Dalamari]

Like what? the bush, the flat-top (dont make me explain) and the bare, women have the Mowhawk, clean, bush, hitler mustache, hairy taco. **prays to not get banned*

 

[ailevation]

Theres some plus sides to being a woman. Some reasons I would like to be female: you'd have breasts, vagina, you could play with your vagina in many interesting ways... that's about it. Ummm lemme think... yeah I am glad i'm a male.

 

[DarkStar]

Did anyone see the movie "Strange Days?" It was pretty bad, but there was this technology that let a person record their experiences onto disks for other people to download into their brains. The most popular one for people in the movie was a chick masturbating in the shower...

 

[Foxtrot]

In before close....


Breasts would be fun to have, you can do all sorts of things with them that you can't do with...your balls or anything else.

 

[Dalamari]

You cant do the "hamburger" as a woman tho!

And then if you do end up having sex with a dude, you have to take IT (I wont say what) in the face.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

how did such an innocent topic become so disturbing? dalamari.. why would you ever have sex with a man?

 

[Dalamari]

Who said I would, I was saying why you SHOULDN'T be a girl. If you were a girl you wouldn't find chicks hot, you would have to be FOR the opposite sex.

 

[Prince of China]

Women's fart still smell as bad as ours.
And they don't think I can smell it.
Well, they're wrong.
:frown:

 

[63]

I want to hear what Bliink has to say...

 

[A True Canadian]

Women do live longer than men...




This thread is weird.

 

[Raziaar]

And you guys wonder why women don't like you. They're a pair of breasts and a sexual organ to you :-P

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Who said I would, I was saying why you SHOULDN'T be a girl. If you were a girl you wouldn't find chicks hot, you would have to be FOR the opposite sex.

well who said you'd have to be a heterosexual woman? for me, it's a necessary condition of the question that i'd get to be a lesbian for me to even consider it.

And you guys wonder why women don't like you. They're a pair of breasts and a sexual organ to you :-P

we should be so lucky.. :E

 

[Adrien C]

Man Help I'm lost in a crappy city in Mexico for 3 days, full of indians on the floor, dirty city, damn boring, but full of European Woman, You guys are so damn lucky.

Bad things about a girl : -They have their days
They get raped (more often than us)
They get get called sluts if they have to much sex
They get pregnant
They get fat more easily
Ad much more

 

[Prince of China]

Women do live longer than men...




This thread is weird.

I heard they have one extra pair of ribs than us.
But that's in Christian religion or something.
When God made Eve, he took Adam's rib and did something with dirt.

 

[qckbeam]

This thread has surpassed the badger fan-club thread in terms of sheer weirdness...that's an achievement :thumbs:

 

[Prince of China]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/menhappy.html

 

[CrazyHarij]

Women do live longer than men...




This thread is weird.

This forums is weird.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

They get get called sluts if they have to much sex

allow me to put that in layman's terms:

a big penis is to be admired. a big vagina is not.

 

[mortiz]

Yea, sucks to be a woman.

 

[ailevation]

:hmph: Shows you how tough women really are than men eh?