Anyone Else Glad they are not a woman?

[CrazyHarij]

We've got this small binocular tunnelvision though, while they've got a very wide sharp vision but on short range. That's why we get accused of staring at chicks alot more than they get accused of staring at guys.

 

[Dalamari]

allow me to put that in layman's terms:

a big penis is to be admired. a big vagina is not.

GJ Stealing that from crossballs, atleast next time say where's it's from before you copy it.

 

[not28]

i wish i was a superhero(?) that had the ability to turn himself into a hot woman. i mean, it'd be fun on lonely nights at home, but more than that.. i could get out of speeding tickets, get free drinks and all sorts of crap. plus, i have to admit, trying lesbianism would be interesting.

i love you.

 

[Dalamari]

i wish i was a superhero(?) that had the ability to turn himself into a hot woman. i mean, it'd be fun on lonely nights at home, but more than that.. i could get out of speeding tickets, get free drinks and all sorts of crap. plus, i have to admit, trying lesbianism would be interesting.

That is sad...C'mon, that is sooo damn sad, imagine doing the lezzy and trying to mount her.... talk about odd.

Its like using a hose all the time to drink water, then switching to a faucet, less control.

 

[Shippi]

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[Lil' Timmy]

That is sad...C'mon, that is sooo damn sad, imagine doing the lezzy and trying to mount her.... talk about odd.

Its like using a hose all the time to drink water, then switching to a faucet, less control.

that's gotta be the strangest analogy i've ever heard. you should probably stay away from this thread, it seems to be hurting your mind.

as far as crossballs.. i think you should calm down. everything ever said on this forum is stolen from somewhere, i don't really think it's the end of the world if every dumb joke isn't cited...

Wish I was a guy

shippi.. it's not all it's cracked up to be. i mean, for one, men have all the responsibilty, all you have to do is sit there and look pretty while i go out and earn our family's living. you don't have to work or think ever. all you need to do is fix dinner, wash the dishes and clean the house. the man has to open the peanut butter and pickle jars, gotta fix the car, gotta know the directions to where we're going, gotta work every day to support you and the kids, gotta put up with your pms, gotta teach our sons how to not be gay by throwing footballs at them.. and all this just because we're the physically superior and dominant sex! oh and on top of all that, we have to juggle several mistresses and keep you happy at the same time! you just have to be faithful to one man, how hard is that? you've got it easy.

:angel:

 

[LittleB]

I would like to try either of the sexes. My mechanical existence causes great sorrow in my neural net ;(