Anyone ever have to dump a girl who is still in love with you?

Anyone ever take a dump on a girl who is still in love with you?

Alabama hotpocket baby.
 
sinkoman said:
Booze...

Fo really though, wtf is she gonna do? Stop eating for a day at worst I betcha. Nobody is dumb enough to physically hurt themselves over "OMG ONLY PERSON I LOVED AND NOW THEY'RE GONE D: D: ".
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My cousin commited suicide after his girlfriend said "No" when he asked to marry her. Thats not the whole story there was more things he hated about his life, but thats when he succesfuly commited suicide
 
Angry Lawyer said:
You could do what one of my friends' best mates did. Get into sechs, and then come out with something really odd.

"Make sheep noises"
"What?"
"You heard. Make sheep noises."
"Whaa?"
"Baa."
"Oh, okay, baaaaah"
"Louder"
"BAAAAAH"

He recorded the conversation on his mobile and sent it to all his mates. Owned.

-Angry Lawyer
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People can be able to do such odd things :|
 
Get her to break up with you. Obviously i'm talking about having sex with another girl and video taping it. Then mail the video to her.

If she still loves you, then well.... just keep on doing it, including mailing each video to her.
 
If you don't have the balls to dump her, fake your death.

If that doesn't work, fake HER death. (By fake I mean don't fake.)
 
I confused this thread title with "Steve Irwin is dead".

"Anyone ever have to dump a dead girl who is still in love with you?" :|
 
Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?
 
I was expecting uber-mind blowing advice from the ladie's man, while at the same time telling a tale how he was able to **** 23.4 women at the same time.

But alas.
 
rambler said:
oh wow, you are so stone cold man... :dozey: :rolleyes:
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Apparently you're a moron because you can't detect when somebody is being blatantly facetious.

Shut the **** up and go back to writing about how many hot girls your banging. Your pathetic internet "playa" persona gives me a laugh.

Dickface.
 
Absinthe said:
Apparently you're a moron because you can't detect when somebody is being blatantly facetious.

Shut the **** up and go back to writing about how many hot girls your banging. Your pathetic internet "playa" persona gives me a laugh.

Dickface.
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<3

-Angry Lawyer
 
Absinthe said:
Abstinence ftl
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I find it gives relationships much greater depth, where I know I am falling in love with the PERSON, and not just their appearance...as well as the knowledge that marriage will hold something really special. :D
 
bliink said:
It's like chopping off a limb with gangrene.. it will hurt like ****.. but you gotta saw right through the bone, and cauterize that sucker; or else you'll die from the infection.

You pick how far you want to let it spread.
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My favourite post in this thread yet :), appreciate the advice everyone by the way, things are way less intense now. <3 hl2.net
 
A2597 said:
I find it gives relationships much greater depth, where I know I am falling in love with the PERSON, and not just their appearance...as well as the knowledge that marriage will hold something really special. :D
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Your penis hates you.
 
in response to the first post in the thread, yes i have, and it sucks. can't get around it though, and it's crueller to let it go on than to end it.
 
Yes, but I didn't love her, and she was being extremely naive. Greatest decision of my life now that I think of it.
 
Did it, regretted it later.

I saw her a couple years later but she was moving in 3 days. ):
 
God, every time I see this thread it's: "Anyone ever have to dump a...". >_<

In reference to the actual thread title, no I haven't.
 
joule said:
God, every time I see this thread it's: "Anyone ever have to dump a...". >_<

In reference to the actual thread title, no I haven't.
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It could say fat load on a girls chest, but no it's emmotional bs which leads to big letdown
 
Fake amnesia/Become a schitzo/discover your 23rd chromosome and succumb to drooling.
 
Off topic but if anyone can't handle being treated like shit by the opposite sex then there pathetic and below human.
 
Thats okay steven no one really listens to you anyway, which is fortunate.


I would personally just become distant for a week or 2 and not go and see here whatever then dump her but that would be silly just get one with it.
 
But if you know you're not going to take it seriously, why read?
 
Tell her the truth...be honest...It will be the best for both of you.

I had to do it once, hurted like hell...still think about it sometimes...
Felt really bad, but it was the best thing to do. Sometimes there's no right thing to do...

Eventually It'll happen sooner or later.

The longer you wait, the harder it will get and the messier
 
Either cut her loose, and stop the pain sooner, or drag her along, let her think EVEN more it's perfect, then drop her like a boulder...sucks either way, but it's gotta be done ASAP

PS I didn't real ANY of the thread, since there are 6 pages..I'll just asume he still needs more advice :p
 
don't go out with people you like, i've done it a couple of times and trust me, it's never an easy in easy out you think it's gonna be, it's always soo complicated. i'm in a relationship now where i wasn't that keen on her, it messes with your head.

do you cut loose and get a proper gf? or do you stay with the regular sex and cheat on the side?
 
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