Anyone think this person looks like G-man?

No. He dosen't. He looks like he is consuming my soul, piece by piece. This... Leaves an empty person, desperate for the truth as this demon from hell walks away, I lay there asking myself "IS he the Gman? Or he is just a figment of my imagination, created for self-awarness that indeed I do not have a soul?

But then there is my conciense, who has barely helped. As I hold this piece of infomation while my enemies lie in front of me. I want my soul back, i'll do anything for it. So far I have killed over 20,000 of this "G-man"s demons. Never again shall I read such a post made by one "Stupid boy" as he was the one responsible for this tragedy. Slowly and painfully I was regaining pieces of my once belonginess soul. Weapons? Bah, they ain't nothing compared to the force... Or, infact the magical bean land people call 'California'. Dude, seriously. This man who is named Frank is not the king of kings. Only the man named "Smelly sock man" rules all.

People, this is where we stand. Over that hill is there contains 20 warlord's armies. We are outnumbered 20:1 but if we have bravery, lads. We shall win.




Just then, the box flew open - and out poured a black carpet of deadly Hobo Spiders


Don't worry, there is no sugar!

Peace out, Danimal for president.
 
No. He's wearing a suit and has medium length sensible hair.

Those're like the only similarities.
 
He looks as much like gamn as i look like G.Freeman. So no he doesn't look like him.
 
But you're a girl, VAVLe hates cooties...


*runs away screaming at the top of his lungs "I'M KIDDING!"
 
Danimal said:
No. He dosen't. He looks like he is consuming my soul, piece by piece. This... Leaves an empty person, desperate for the truth as this demon from hell walks away, I lay there asking myself "IS he the Gman? Or he is just a figment of my imagination, created for self-awarness that indeed I do not have a soul?

But then there is my conciense, who has barely helped. As I hold this piece of infomation while my enemies lie in front of me. I want my soul back, i'll do anything for it. So far I have killed over 20,000 of this "G-man"s demons. Never again shall I read such a post made by one "Stupid boy" as he was the one responsible for this tragedy. Slowly and painfully I was regaining pieces of my once belonginess soul. Weapons? Bah, they ain't nothing compared to the force... Or, infact the magical bean land people call 'California'. Dude, seriously. This man who is named Frank is not the king of kings. Only the man named "Smelly sock man" rules all.

People, this is where we stand. Over that hill is there contains 20 warlord's armies. We are outnumbered 20:1 but if we have bravery, lads. We shall win.




Just then, the box flew open - and out poured a black carpet of deadly Hobo Spiders


Don't worry, there is no sugar!

Peace out, Danimal for president.
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That was truly beautiful, you have my vote, friend.
 
I dont think he's similiar to Gman in anyway...except for the smile...God, that smile....
 
Dude, not even NEARLY. A monkey in a suit respresents G-man better.
 
He looks like a nondescript old white guy doing the G-Man face.
 
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