Apparantly my girlfriend thinks I'm a fashion expert.

[McGooTheWise]

Yes, yes, another therapylife2.net thread.

Every time I see her she asks me what I want her to wear... And I'm a guy... And I'm straight... Very straight. It's more laughable than other guys would want others to know. But, she wants me to pick out what she wears... And I have no clue what to say. If it's a day for closed doors, I tell her to wear something showey... or that shows off her curves... But she makes me pick out every ****ing article out of a shopping mall that is her closet.

And thursday she's going shopping with her friends. She's going to get clothes that I'll like... I don't do clothes... i know what food I like, what movies I like, what games I like, and what position I like...

But, clothes... My daily outfit is usually a band shirt, and jeans... or jean shorts if it's warm. I don't know jack shit about clothes. She knows this. She makes fun of my "clothing line." So she asks me to dress her... And she's mad at me, and threatening to not buy any lingerie for me because I won't tell her what I want... But even if she does get lingerie I know what will happen... I'll be all hot and ready for it, and she'll do the same thing... let me pull her clothes off, and oh, there's the lingerie. And now it's off.

And i love this girl to death, but what I want to know is, how can I get her to dress her damn self. Cause I know Halflife2.net has so many stud muffins on it... heh... /sarcasm

pls halp giyz.

 

[Vegeta897]

Quit being a penis and just pick some stuff, god damn you are taking it for granted.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I'm sick of picking out her outfit. I'm not taking it for granted. I enjoyed it at first, but now it's just tiresome.

 

[unozero]

pick something that's easy to take off.

 

[McGooTheWise]

pick something that's easy to take off.

Heh... Not the best idea... due to our... housing situation... We're 18... but live with our parents. Her parents are still strict with her about her outfit. That puts even more pressure on me, not to pick something really titty friendly...

 

[kineaesth]

Send her a text that says

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=3176555&postcount=1

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm sick of picking out her outfit. I'm not taking it for granted. I enjoyed it at first, but now it's just tiresome.

Stifle down and keep at it, she'll probably get tired of it eventually too.

 

[Warped]

She only wants the attention and to keep you interested.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Send her a text that says

I rephrased it quite a bit and sent it to her, and she's stubborn, so she's kinda pissed... So that was stupid. I got it now. I understand master.

She's got my attention quite well... She's the only thing i pay attention to, practically... It irritates my friends.

EDIT: Damnit... She got me doing it again...

 

[Mogi67]

Yes, yes, another therapylife2.net thread.

Every time I see her she asks me what I want her to wear... And I'm a guy... And I'm straight... Very straight. It's more laughable than other guys would want others to know. But, she wants me to pick out what she wears... And I have no clue what to say. If it's a day for closed doors, I tell her to wear something showey... or that shows off her curves... But she makes me pick out every ****ing article out of a shopping mall that is her closet.

And thursday she's going shopping with her friends. She's going to get clothes that I'll like... I don't do clothes... i know what food I like, what movies I like, what games I like, and what position I like...

But, clothes... My daily outfit is usually a band shirt, and jeans... or jean shorts if it's warm. I don't know jack shit about clothes. She knows this. She makes fun of my "clothing line." So she asks me to dress her... And she's mad at me, and threatening to not buy any lingerie for me because I won't tell her what I want... But even if she does get lingerie I know what will happen... I'll be all hot and ready for it, and she'll do the same thing... let me pull her clothes off, and oh, there's the lingerie. And now it's off.

And i love this girl to death, but what I want to know is, how can I get her to be more interactive in bed, and to dress her damn self. Cause I know Halflife2.net has so many stud muffins on it... heh... /sarcasm

pls halp giyz.

Being straight or gay has no bearing on taste. No offence mate, but lose the jean shorts. No self-respecting woman finds jean shorts attractive. As for your girlfriend, sounds like she's lacking some self confidence. She already knows what she wants to wear really. She is just looking for re-assurance that you find her attractive in it.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Being straight or gay has no bearing on taste. No offence mate, but lose the jean shorts. No self-respecting woman finds jean shorts attractive. As for your girlfriend, sounds like she's lacking some self confidence. She already knows what she wants to wear really. She is just looking for re-assurance that you find her attractive in it.

Well, that's the thing. I'm not really here to make every girl's pussy wet. Just hers. And she doesn't care what I wear, she thinks I'm out of her league... But she doesn't realize there is no such thing... At least, not in reality. I wear what I find comfortable, and if some girl doesn't want to talk to me cause I wear it, I'm not interested.

I'm not about to go outside in my underwear or something though. I look sensible, although out of place as far as the way the rest of the world spins... Which works for me.

 

[morgs]

We can't change her, you need to talk to her. We're not in your relationship.

 

[McGooTheWise]

We can't change her, you need to talk to her. We're not in your relationship.

Indeed. That wasn't my goal though. She won't give up on it. I just wanted to know if someone had been in that situation before...

 

[VirusType2]

Put it in her butt. Then she will understand.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Tried it. She nearly killed me.

 

[Qonfused]

And I'm straight... Very straight.

WE GOT A ZERO ON THE SCALE HERE GUYS

Dress her up like a goddamn gorilla and she'll never ask you for your opinion again.

also,

 

[VirusType2]

If you are intimate with this girl, I'd love to be in your situation. You can pick out her underwears? And you complain? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here and not call you a braggart. I've had girlfriends that were insecure and they need a lot of attention. The advantage being that she really, really likes you. But if you aren't up to the task, she will find someone else who pays attention.

Let her know you like the granny panties, an' shit. (I think that's you) Otherwise, she could stock up on the shit you don't like and you'll be stuck with it. Pick one you like and ask her if she's going to wear that favorite of yours again. That's all. Then she sorta knows what you like and she can get a few similar outfits.

 

[Mogi67]

Well, that's the thing. I'm not really here to make every girl's pussy wet. Just hers. And she doesn't care what I wear, she thinks I'm out of her league... But she doesn't realize there is no such thing... At least, not in reality. I wear what I find comfortable, and if some girl doesn't want to talk to me cause I wear it, I'm not interested.

I'm not about to go outside in my underwear or something though. I look sensible, although out of place as far as the way the rest of the world spins... Which works for me.

That's the thing mate, women want a challenge. If you're going to want to keep your GF reeled in, you're going to want to be attractive to other women. If no other girls find you attractive, sooner or later she's going to be looking at other guys.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Strict parents? Obviously she's excited by the idea of you forcing her to wear shameful, revealing clothes.

 

[Krynn72]

Heh... Not the best idea... due to our... housing situation... We're 18... but live with our parents. .

 

[McGooTheWise]

I did actually make that face when I wrote that.

Maybe I'm just being a dipshit about it... And making this thread definitely wasn't the best decision I've made in the last... year... But I talked about it with her, and we narrowed it down to colors. Thanks anyway, for the "comments." You guys are a lot like spiritual vampires.

 

[VirusType2]

Yeah, no problem. I just think if you were to keep telling her to "wear my favorite", eventually she would get tired and pick her own shit.

 

[Shift]

That's the thing mate, women want a challenge. If you're going to want to keep your GF reeled in, you're going to want to be attractive to other women. If no other girls find you attractive, sooner or later she's going to be looking at other guys.

Yes because stereotyping applies to all girls..

And well here's a thought, try TALKING to her about it. Say you find it wierd that you have to pick out all her clothes and ask why she can't do it, encourage that whatever it is will be good. If you can't do that then your relationship is ****ed I'm afraid.

And oh yeh, LOOSE the jean shorts. I mean seriously...

P.S. Some of the replies here have REALLY made my morning, haha I love this forum.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Tell her if she can't ****ing dress herself like an adult then she has to start wearing a diaper, too. Either she'll fold and stop asking you, or you'll add a whole new level to your relationship.

 

[Drackard]

That's the thing mate, women want a challenge. If you're going to want to keep your GF reeled in, you're going to want to be attractive to other women. If no other girls find you attractive, sooner or later she's going to be looking at other guys.

I could learn a lot from you. I mean, you seem to know everything about every single female on the planet, so maybe you could help me? My missus keeps wanting to insert things into my anus. Luckily I clench just before she gets a chance to, so it never happens, but I'm kind of inclined to let her .. you know .. so she still finds me attractive and doesn't run off with the next guy she lays eyes on. So, should I let her? What are the chances of me having an 'accident' whilst she does this? Is it enjoyable?

Many thanks for any advice you can give!

P.S. You're like a god to me!

P.P.S. Just kidding. I think you're a bit of a spanner really.

 

[LadyNapkin]

As for your girlfriend, sounds like she's lacking some self confidence. She already knows what she wants to wear really. She is just looking for re-assurance that you find her attractive in it.

This.
In my relationship, I ask his opinion, not for him to actually dress me. All girls have body insecurities and a lot of the time, in a guys eyes, they're unfounded.
I know what I'm going to wear when I get up, I might change my mind but generally I don't.
He doesn't care what I wear - He gives his opinion if it's asked for but ultimately, it's up to me.

It seems to me that she just wants to be reassured that you find her attractive and sometimes, you don't have to say a word. Trust me, one look can do more than seven "you look gorgeous".
Sit her down and reassure her that you find her attractive no matter what she wears.
Yeah, failing that, suggesting clothes that look outrageous might work *Shrug*

 

[Naph]

I'm pretty sure there are ample lolita forums that will show you great outfits to dress your little pet in.

 

[Sulkdodds]

There's no such thing as an ample lolita.

 

[Danimal]

Buy her one of these.

EDIT: Oh God I don't mean buy her as a slave I'm not racistinfactmostofmyfriendsareblackandareinfactnotslavestome.

 

[Drackard]

Buy her one of these.

*snip*

I thought slave trading was illegal?

 

[Danimal]

Wow you actually beat me to my edit, I looked at it and thought:

Nah. No one will think of that as racist, though I should put that edit in so people think I am funny.

Because I am really funny.

So ****ing funny.
And fat.

 

[JUL3]

threatening to not buy any lingerie for me

Why can't you buy your own lingerie?

 

[Reginald]

I just want to voice my approval of jean shorts. They can be fashionable without being gay and it all depends on what you wear with them. I've had a few girls comment on liking mine.

As for the main issue... I have no opinion on the matter.

 

[Shift]

I just want to voice my approval of jean shorts. They can be fashionable without being gay and it all depends on what you wear with them. I've had a few girls comment on liking mine.

No. They are very gay and should be avoided at all costs.

 

[Reginald]

No. They are very gay and should be avoided at all costs.

No. You are very gay and should be avoided at all costs.

Zing.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Jean shorts? What the hell Reggie...the 90s are over!

My thoughts for the OP, think of a better question for a thread to hide the real desire to brag about getting your end away with some insecure lass who will do the full works. Zing, oh yes indeed!

 

[Polaris]

Jeans shorts, slightly better than leather shorts.

 

[Shift]

No. You are very gay and should be avoided at all costs.

Zing.

 

[McGooTheWise]

This.
In my relationship, I ask his opinion, not for him to actually dress me. All girls have body insecurities and a lot of the time, in a guys eyes, they're unfounded.
I know what I'm going to wear when I get up, I might change my mind but generally I don't.
He doesn't care what I wear - He gives his opinion if it's asked for but ultimately, it's up to me.

It seems to me that she just wants to be reassured that you find her attractive and sometimes, you don't have to say a word. Trust me, one look can do more than seven "you look gorgeous".
Sit her down and reassure her that you find her attractive no matter what she wears.
Yeah, failing that, suggesting clothes that look outrageous might work *Shrug*

I've had long talks with her about how I think she's beautiful... I mean, a lot deeper than that makes it sound. I guess I have to explain that, because it seems like these guys can't scratch past the surface. Our relationship is a lot more intimate than just our private parts. We confide a lot of personal knowledge in one another. We've known each other for 4 years almost. She puts herself down a lot, and I feel like she just wants me to say she's beautiful again, which is fine, but I can't take her seriously. I've tried telling her to stop doing it, but she won't, and I think this is just another side of it, tbh.

And did I not say my manliness was laughable? A believe it was in the first post. You guys would see me on the street and think "Man... What the **** happened to you?"

As in, I cut my fingers when I use a knife, but I get the job done quite well, manly.

 

[LadyNapkin]

She puts herself down a lot, and I feel like she just wants me to say she's beautiful again, which is fine, but I can't take her seriously. I've tried telling her to stop doing it, but she won't, and I think this is just another side of it, tbh.

.

I put myself down a lot. Too much. I think it's just something girls do. It doesn't help with all the media pressure to constantly perfect our flaws and I know it's the same for guys. Seems like she wants you to dress her so she's dressed in what you want and isn't kind of responsible? if that's the right word, for her own attractiveness, though it's not what she wears that attracts you to her...
I think that makes sense...
...or it does to me at least.