Apparantly my girlfriend thinks I'm a fashion expert.

I am angered by your fraternization with the female species.

That said, I am now depressed.
 
When I first read your OP I thought to myself "this guy is probably gay". As I kept reading your replies I came to the conclusion that you are definitely a homo.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
In conclusion, tell her to dress like Adam Lambert. You'll get your kicks and nobody else will notice the difference.
 
When I first read your OP I thought to myself "this guy is probably gay". As I kept reading your replies I came to the conclusion that you are definitely a homo.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Whoever's penis I stick my anus in is of no concearn to you.

Wait... Did I say that wrong?

At any rate, screw ou guys, I'mma goin homo.

Home. I mean home.
 
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