Apparently, Jessica Simpson farted

[VirusType2]

...and it's not the first time.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/oops-jessica-simpson-farts-during-business-meeting/34850

Anyone following this story should take their own lives.

 

[Raziaar]

 

[VirusType2]

ha, ha. Oh man, that made my day, Raz.

 

[Tyguy]

I farted in math class once on accident. It came out of nowhere, I didn't even feel like I needed to expel some gas. The entire class stopped, including the teacher, and looked in my direction. I then proceeded to blame the girl behind me.

If that happened now I'd simply explain that it was, indeed, a barking spider.

 

[The Monkey]

That article represents everything I hate about humanity.

 

[Tyguy]

celebrity worship is awesome, what are you talking about...

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh, how I love him.

 

[Rizzo]

If that happened now I'd simply explain that it was, indeed, a barking spider.

Oh lord, you made me laugh.

Edit:

Anyone following this story should take their own lives.

What the hell, you're the one who posted it here?

 

[Chrash]

You know, you think there would be something else more important to spend our time with, than writing about celebrities farting.

 

[knut]

who the **** is jessica simpson

 

[xombine]

You know, you think there would be something else more important to spend our time with, than writing about celebrities farting.

Wtf is wrong with you? You're not from the states so you obviously don't have your priorities straight.

 

[Vegeta897]

Wait... There's an "omg.yahoo.com"? The shit is that.

 

[Baal]

Wait... There's an "omg.yahoo.com"? The shit is that.

Yea, that's pretty horrible. I've never heard of it either.

I'd complain more, but they do have Kim Kardashian on their front page, so I'm not sure I can.

 

[Raziaar]

Wait... There's an "omg.yahoo.com"? The shit is that.

 

[Tyguy]

when the world is mine you will all know when i fart, that's a promise god damnit!

 

[Dan]

I came. I mean... I farted.

 

[VirusType2]

What the hell, you're the one who posted it here?

Yeah, I'm remarking "how in the hell is this news?" A woman farted. And she has farted before! Really? OMG!

I just wanted to make fun of the people that read that shit.

But can you imagine being so popular, that when you fart, it's world news?

 

[Baal]

Yeah, I'm remarking "how in the hell is this news?" A woman farted. And she has farted before! Really? OMG!

I just wanted to make fun of the people that read that shit.

But can you imagine being so popular, that when you fart, it's world news?

To be fair, people talking about the fact that it isn't news makes it bigger news than it otherwise would have been.

 

[Acepilotf14]

If I was making money to report this kind of arbitrary news, I would totally report this.

 

[the cow says moo]

If I was making money to report this kind of arbitrary news, I would totally report this.

If I was making money to report this kind of arbitrary news, I would do what the OP said and kill myself. True story

 

[Warped]

girls don't poop either

 

[jverne]

Duh...where do you think "chick" came from!? Birds don't fart....

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

someone call the the press....oh wait...

 

[Wizard]

I, for one, am genuinely interested in Jessica Simpson's gastrointestinal tendencies.

 

[Seppo]

That article represents everything I hate about humanity.

my contempt goes deeper. this article represents a mere fraction of it.