Are you a Chav? (Test)

[KoreBolteR]

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

check that out. how much of a chav are you? :rolling:

I am 15 % chav

"You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. "

i hate chavs btw :cheers:

 

[DrDevin]

Wannabe chav
You are 3 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

It is because my friend down the road has a hottub but I can see people being 10 - 15% chav for strange reasons like having a relative named kevin.

I hate chavs btw :cheers:

 

[SimonomiS]

Don't think anyone will admit to getting above 20%.

 

[Shippi]

3% for me

 

[joule]

3% as well.

 

[FictiousWill]

It's probably because I'm from the usa, so most of the questions didn't apply. I'm 0%.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

10% for myself, how does owning ankle socks make you chav-like? You can't wear proper socks with shorts or cut trousers in the summer, you look stupid. It just makes sense lol...

 

[xLostx]

Wannabe chav
You are 8 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

I didn't understand any of those questions, stoopid english.

 

[Jimmeh]

10% for myself, how does owning ankle socks make you chav-like? You can't wear proper socks with shorts or cut trousers in the summer, you look stupid. It just makes sense lol...

Yeah same here, normal socks with shorts don't go.

12% here though.

 

[French Ninja]

0 %
I hate the american version of chavs/chavs.

 

[Beerdude26]

13% here

 

[jimbo118]

You are 5 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

i love chavs btw

 

[ktimekiller]

whats a chav.....

 

[Crushenator 500]

FictiousWill/ French Ninja you liars, you can't get lower than 3%, and cant get higher than 97%

I got:

Wannabe chav
You are 13 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

:E

 

[Ev!lP!e]

5% damn you pot noodles =)

 

[ComradeBadger]

You are 13 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

:|

 

[KoreBolteR]

im so glad this is such a chavless forum , anyway, wheres that guy called 'chav' on this forum? wasnt he dutch?

 

[mortiz]

Dis test iz fukin dumb if any1 callz me a chav ill bang em out.

 

[French Ninja]

FictiousWill/ French Ninja you liars, you can't get lower than 3%, and cant get higher than 97%

:E

Yes you can. I answered each question "no" except for a few "yes"s.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

3%



Phew!

 

[Cooper]

Wannabe chav
You are 0 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

I'm from America, does that say anything?

We have worse things here then chavs.

 

[kaf11]

5%

i think the pot noodles did me in. pot noodles are ramen noodles right?

i hate chavs btw

 

[Cormeh]

Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!!!!11!!

 

[<RJMC>]

8%

I didnt know a shit aboutthe questiong like "you eaten pot noddle?" whats that?

 

[G-Dub]

Potential chav
You are 41 % chav
Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.

bollox...

 

[Evo]

Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Who wants to stat anti-Chav guerilla warefare? :E

 

[Gorgon]

You are 13 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

:|

yeah me 2.

13%

 

[Sulkdodds]

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

That's 3 percent? That doesn't make sense. That should be like twenty percent. 3 percent should be like 'well you are so not chavvy you're almost coming out the other side.' :|

 

[Boogymanx]

Wannabe chav
You are 3 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

 

[Shodan]

10%

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Those questions were retarded and aimed at women.

Hahaha, Croyden facelift.

 

[Kamikazie]

Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

at least im not devvo!

 

[ríomhaire]

Do you know anyone that’s ever been on Trisha?

???

Is your mobile phone on a ‘pay as you go’ tariff?

How in the name of God does that make you chav?

Would you ever consider naming your daughter ‘Chardonnay’?

Anyone who would should be neutered

Are any of your relatives called ‘Kevin’?

The name of the person you're related to makes you a chav?

Wannabe chav
You are 3 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

 

[pomegranate]

Some of this is bollocks written by people up their own posho arses. E.g. describing your evening meal as your 'tea' isn't a chav thing, it's working class/regional thing. Same with:
Corned beef,
'Nan',
Blackpool Pleasure Beach (wtf! Chavs don't go to Blackpool! And the Pleasure Beach is a part of the North West's cultural heritage),
Pot Noodles is a student thing as much as it is a Chav thing.
Oh yeah, and 'Kevin' is, in my experience, far more of an lower middle class name than a Chav name. By my reckoning, Chav names are Wayne, Craig and Shane... no offence to anyone with those names!

So yeah, I'm 15% chav, mostly because I come from a working class family.

 

[Asus]

3% chav

 

[Shodan]

Trisha is that bastard show where the chav families work out who their kids belong to.

Its a chat show... "If you that kiddys daddy, where you been at?"

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

15%......

Didn't even know what have the questions meant, lol.

 

[Reginald]

10% for myself, how does owning ankle socks make you chav-like? You can't wear proper socks with shorts or cut trousers in the summer, you look stupid. It just makes sense lol...

Fold regular socks down It's the man's way.

I got 15% Damn you Blackpool!

 

[MorneHeru]

13%

Is your mobile phone on a ‘pay as you go’ tariff?

Yes, because I only call home twice a month or so...

 

[Absinthe]

5%

Thing is, I think the only question I answered "Yes" to was the one about smuggling your own drinks into a bar.

 

[*~Alex~*]

oOoOo

Wannabe chav
You are 23 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.