Aren't cars just awesome?

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My parents recently decided to get me a car. As you would expect, I was pretty excited. That is, until they told me that no, I would not be getting a used, or even functional, automobile, but my sister's old car. The one that hasn't been driven in over three years and has been sitting in our driveway the entire time.

Being the good sport that I am, however, I decided to take it in stride and look at it as an oppurtunity. I get to learn how to fix a car. So my dad and I worked for almost two months getting it into a drivable condition. We completely replaced the brakes, repaired the transmission, and fixed the leak in my power steering.

I was driving it for about a week when I pulled into the parking lot of the local BK and went inside. When I came out, low and behold, my car would not start! I must have sat there in the 80 degree weather for half an hour before someone could pick me up and inform me that my starter is broken. So now, after Two month's hard labor, over $500 invested, and having it run perfectly, I must now replace the $130 starter. I guess I should have seen this coming. I mean, what better reward is there for hard work... than more hard work?

Anyways, if you made it through that entire rant, thank you for reading and the next time I see you, you will get a cookie. If anyone's had similar problems, please post and we can fume together.:thumbs:
 
My parents recently decided to get me a car. As you would expect, I was pretty excited. That is, until they told me that no, I would not be getting a used, or even functional, automobile, but my sister's old car. The one that hasn't been driven in over three years and has been sitting in our driveway the entire time.

Being the good sport that I am, however, I decided to take it in stride and look at it as an oppurtunity. I get to learn how to fix a car. So my dad and I worked for almost two months getting it into a drivable condition. We completely replaced the brakes, repaired the transmission, and fixed the leak in my power steering.

I was driving it for about a week when I pulled into the parking lot of the local BK and went inside. When I came out, low and behold, my car would not start! I must have sat there in the 80 degree weather for half an hour before someone could pick me up and inform me that my starter is broken. So now, after Two month's hard labor, over $500 invested, and having it run perfectly, I must now replace the $130 starter. I guess I should have seen this coming. I mean, what better reward is there for hard work... than more hard work?

Anyways, if you made it through that entire rant, thank you for reading and the next time I see you, you will get a cookie. If anyone's had similar problems, please post and we can fume together.:thumbs:



or you could get a job and buy a real car
 
Or maybe go kick your sister in the ****.
 
push the ****ing car over the prone hooker, jebus, do I have to tell you guys how to do everything!?!
 
Two month's hard labor, over $500 invested, and having it run perfectly, I must now replace the $130 starter. I guess I should have seen this coming. I mean, what better reward is there for hard work... than more hard work?
Don't cars usually cost more than $630? So, you know... quit yer bitchin'.
 
The fuse for my cigarette lighter and CD player blew in my car yesterday. I replaced it today for a whole £1.50.

Such hard work! lol

Though, when I first got the car for £350 I had to spend £100 on MOT, then a new battery, new tyre, new lights, new wipers. So yeah, cars are awesome and sometimes expensive.
 
I haven't had a ticket or repair in about 8 years. It's sweet.

I wonder if that's not just a coincidence.

Never mind, I did buy a new battery. I got an Optima. It's supposed to be the best.

The OPTIMA is like no other battery found in today's market. OPTIMA's unique Spiralcell design offers the greatest technology in providing a strong and clean power source that far surpasses any of today's filled lead/acid batteries. With OPTIMA under your hood, you can count on a longer lasting battery life under starting and deep cycle applications.
 
I've compiled a to-do list from this thread.

1.Quit my bitching
2. Kick my sister in the ****
3. Steal a better car
4. Run over hooker with stolen car
5. Push broken car over dead hooker
6. Take a dump
7. Slap my grandmother with a sausage
8. Lay scrambled eggs

also:

I haven't had a ticket or repair in about 8 years. It's sweet.

I wonder if that's not just a coincidence.

Don't worry, it's just biding its time.
 
I got my '93 Buick Regal for free and in fully functional condition with only 21k miles on it. I ****ing loved my car.

And then some hillbilly bitch hit it with her truck in a parking lot and now I dont like it anymore. Bitch took off even though people were yelling at her to stop.
 
I've compiled a to-do list from this thread.

1.Quit my bitching
2. Kick my sister in the ****
3. Steal a better car
4. Run over hooker with stolen car
5. Push broken car over dead hooker
6. Take a dump
7. Slap my grandmother with a sausage
8. Lay scrambled eggs

also:



Don't worry, it's just biding its time.


This post was the one that made my day ;), thanks for the good laugh.
 
Or maybe let off that anger by taking a huge dump.

I want to say that I like this idea, and yet I can't help but feel that dumping should be a far more serene experience. Going into the toilet for an angry poo sounds like a good way to cause bleeding.
 
'95 Dodge Neon

My brother had a '97 Dodge Neon that has also been sitting in the driveway for about 3 years now. Thats because me and him go to college waay out of town and get around in my cooler '01 Plymouth Neon.

Sucks to hear about your car and all that hard work put into it. Hopefully once you get the new starter thats the end of the work so you can enjoy your ride and whatnot.
 
I want to say that I like this idea, and yet I can't help but feel that dumping should be a far more serene experience. Going into the toilet for an angry poo sounds like a good way to cause bleeding.

True but what if the poop was soft?
 
Thats the problem, he isn't a weight lifter, so I don't see how he would pull off a weightlifters dump. It actually depends on what kind of dump he has to take. and or if he is sitting above the toilet with a bar on his back with 225 lbs of weight.
 
Veins must bulge from the skin; i.e. a level of exertion that exceeds dangerous.
 
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