Arizona fugitive planned suicide by bear

I wonder if he planned to strip down to his bare ass before he let them eat him.
 
The bears wouldn't eat him, they'd just steal his hat and tie.
 
A bear and an escaped convict met in Yellowstone National Park.

The bear asked, "What's ursine?" and the man responded, "Ophiuchus."
 
Looks like he was loaded for bear.
 
Even if you have the whole country to hide in, when you're on the run from the law you'll start feeling mighty clawstraphobic.
 
It kind of makes sense because fugitives don't have the right to bear arms.
 
This is bearly news worthy?

My pun has ****ing failed, cast me into the abyss!
 
Oh no, that paw man!

YES I MADE THE WORST ONE. SUCK IT.
 
I think we can bear to see more of your puns, Fusion. Just keep trying.

I'm sure that this guy would've clawed his way to the top of the social ladder, if they just gave him a chance.
 
His plan didn't bear fruit bearcause the bears were hibearnating.
 
Death by hairy gay men whilst on heroin?

Whatever floats your gondola.
 
A convicted killer who escaped from an Arizona prison said after his capture that he had planned to overdose on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and let bears eat him to end the fear and panic he was experiencing while on the run.
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I think yogui and booboo would have joined
 
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