Artistic Nudes?

[Sheepo]

Dog-- has three tabs open just for hl2.net.

 

[bbson john]

artistic nudes, artistic nudes, ARTISTIC nudes :cheese:

 

[Dog--]

@ Krynn - Naw, man, naw.

Dog-- has three tabs open just for hl2.net.

lol I always do that I forget I have a tab open so I open another on instinct..

 

[Sulkdodds]

'Artistic' my arse.

 

[Dog--]

As long as you make it black and white or sepia tone then yes, sulkdodds.

 

[Vegeta897]

As long as it's a photo taken with a good camera and there's no porn site logo watermark, it's artistic.

 

[Sheepo]

If it has nudity it is art.

 

[Emporius]

As long as you include something wtf, and/or claim it represents a social issue, it's artistic.

 

[Vegeta897]

As long as it's posted in this thread, it's artistic.

 

[MJ12]

Then lets add a little spice to this thread shall we?




Spoilered for those easily disturbed.

Spoiler

 

[Dog--]

The fake prop head shit is more disturbing than a naked midget?

 

[MJ12]

It is real.

The photographer frequently takes odds and ends from autopsy places. Sometimes he just gets parts, and other times he gets full bodies, they are usually decaying/chopped up by the time he gets them however. He poses them in artistic ways.

IE:

Spoiler

 

[Krynn72]

Hint: They're real heads...

 

[Dog--]

Whatever, midgets are still worse, and ZT is a necrophiliac. Everyone wins!

 

[MJ12]

I just like............. artisticnessity..

 

[Eejit]

Pretentious artfag pics alert!

 

[The Monkey]

Lessons learned from this thread:

Colour: Porn
Black-and-white: Art

 

[Vegeta897]

Wish I had higher res.

 

[jverne]

Wish I had higher res.

oh lol

 

[Norn]

? ok I'm not visiting this thread anymore...artistic my crack hole
people have oppressed me saying I posted smut...
when you got smut right here....

hypocrites

 

[Vegeta897]

All girls are lesbians, don't waste your lies on us.

 

[Norn]

sorry I have no taste for the female flower....
I can't even stand my own flower to tend too....

I have too much love for penis and it's functions....

So says the norn

 

[Krynn72]

Wish I had higher res.

What the jesus **** is wrong with her legs? Her knees are like twice the size of her upper thighs. WHAT.


Silly Japanese dont know how to photoshop their women correctly.

 

[Emporius]

? ok I'm not visiting this thread anymore...artistic my crack hole
people have oppressed me saying I posted smut...
when you got smut right here....

hypocrites

No, see, you posted lame fanfiction.

What the jesus **** is wrong with her legs? Her knees are like twice the size of her upper thighs. WHAT.


Silly Japanese dont know how to photoshop their women correctly.

Welcome to 3 dimensions.

 

[Krynn72]

More like welcome to blobby undefined legs with bigger knees than thighs dimensions.

 

[MJ12]

I have too much love for penis and it's functions....

So says the norn

My name is Norn.
I need attention.


There you go, now find something else to do.

 

[bbson john]

What the jesus **** is wrong with her legs? Her knees are like twice the size of her upper thighs. WHAT.


Silly Japanese dont know how to photoshop their women correctly.

Ya, I always wonder it. A lot of stuff is so freaking ridiculous. For example, when I rise my hand towards the sky, my fingers are freaking bigger than an aeroplane. I mean if the God wants to mess with photoshop, do it professionally.

 

[Vegeta897]

Bump with more asian. 1 More. Possibly more to come.

 

[Krynn72]

Oh look at that, your image host failed you. And here I was, convinced, by you, that tinypic was the bestest web host ever.

 

[Vegeta897]

**** I forgot it was an inappropriate pic. It's not a flaw in tinypic, most image hosts don't allow adult content jerk.

Give me a minute...

 

[No Limit]

Might as well allow porn. Why not post full blown porn videos as long as you make them black and white?

 

[Krynn72]

Might as well shut the hell up. Why not shut the hell up as long as you shut the hell up.

 

[Raziaar]

See me over there just playing it cool... playing it cool but totally getting a glimpse?

 

[Danimal]

I used to draw naked chicks at Uni.

Don't worry, it was for a subject.

 

[Krynn72]

Would you hit on the nude models? People at my school would, even before they got dressed again. It made me RAGE. ****ing unprofessional cockbags. You could tell the models were always uncomfortable, especially since it was always ugly desperate douchebags.

 

[Danimal]

No, people in class usually had a good respect for the models.

the naked guy helped me sharpen my pencil once.

He was still naked.

Nobody ever wants to hear about it.

 

[bbson john]

No, people in class usually had a good respect for the models.

the naked guy helped me sharpen my pencil once.

He was still naked.

Nobody ever wants to hear about it.

And nobody ever wants to touch you again.

 

[PvtRyan]

the naked guy helped me sharpen my pencil once.

That's what he said.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

That's what he said.

To tell you the truth, I'm getting very sick of this joke. Plus you used it incorrectly.

"the naked guy helped me sharpen my pencil once." Is that trying to say that a girl has a penis?

I'm done with that joke. DONE.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Omg.. Sorry. Did not see that it said "He". I am retarded. Shun me. Please.

No but seriously, why can't I edit my messages?