Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Iron Kat]

3. Why didn't you face any of those Shark looking aliens in any of the numerous aquatic areas in HL2??

Because you never go into coastal waters that are deep enough!!

 

[McGooTheWise]

Why doesn't Gordon have a specially made helmet glass for the HEV suit so that he doesn't have to wear glasses?

 

[Rapstah]

Why doesn't Gordon have a specially made helmet glass for the HEV suit so that he doesn't have to wear glasses?

Government budgets.

 

[Remus]

When is the last time Gordon went to teh little boy scout's room?

 

[Iron Kat]

Two decades ago!

 

[McGooTheWise]

Why does gordons MP3 player only consist of techno non lyric stuff? :|

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Because the music is actually good for a change.

 

[function9]

Why does gordons MP3 player only consist of techno non lyric stuff? :|

Cause, sh*tty 90's music is all that was left after the war. The Combine want no part of that.

 

[Remus]

Doesn't the HEV suit need repairs after being shot at, blown up, crushed etc?

 

[DannyC.]

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hahaaaaa. I luvs The Dark Tower much.

 

[Narvi]

Doesn't the HEV suit need repairs after being shot at, blown up, crushed etc?

It's magically self-repairing. That's what all those health and armor stations do. :thumbs:

 

[McGooTheWise]

Why doesn't Gordon ever hint to Alyx how we know he feels about her? (Thinking there might be a cinematic...)

 

[Headcrab Pie]

He's in denial.

Why do the Combine bother with CPs and soldiers? Why not make Elite Armies?

 

[Narvi]

He's in denial.

Why do the Combine bother with CPs and soldiers? Why not make Elite Armies?

Eh? It's a waste to use highly trained soldiers as policemen. The Elite is the final stage of Combine engineering. Obviously the soldiers will be more common.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Better question

Why do the elites only have more HP than the soldiers, and are basically the same? (Unless I'm terribly mistaken...)

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

because it was controlling the chicken, as well

1. If the antlions feel your vibrations when you step on the sand, then how could they not feel the vibration when you step on something as thin as a piece of metal roofing?

2. Why are all the fast zombies skinless?

3. Why didn't you face any of those Shark looking aliens in any of the numerous aquatic areas in HL2??

1. antlions are scared of thin things; that's why the rebels always have at least one anorexic with them when they go to the beach (what? it said get a STUPID answer)
2. streamlining
3. saltwater, freshwater?

 

[Narvi]

Better question

Why do the elites only have more HP than the soldiers, and are basically the same? (Unless I'm terribly mistaken...)

They have a smaller cone of fire as well. And they can use the energy ball thingies (the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, to you and me. :farmer