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Obviously we've all been leading unguided and unpathed lives. Please repent and reply.
 
Pesmerga said:
Proof? :|
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Their merchandise includes slogans such as "Loving Our Lord" with a big LOL next to it.

Plus the whole way its written (eg, the "z" Is for zealousness!)
 
bliink said:
Their merchandise includes slogans such as "Loving Our Lord" with a big LOL next to it.

Plus the whole way its written (eg, the "z" Is for zealousness!)
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Heh, the extent of the site is very wide. It's probable those are simply methods to "reach out to the widest crowd". I very much doubt the entire site is a joke, although me and Foxtrot were discussing ways to submit a subliminal message into a "Jesus loves me" drawing.
 
well, if the site is indeed real.... It will only re-enforce my non-religious status..
 
Yeah, it's fake. I decided that a long time ago.
 
Nah it's not fake. It has way too much content and a lot of it is serious. Some people actually do believe some of this ridiculous crap that is on there(T-rex isn't a meat eater...sharp teeth are for shredding plants HAHA). Also it has a list of all the people on that site and has e-mail addresses and all.

OMFG I just found this...
The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
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That is absolutely horrible. They are claiming the internet as their own.
 
Glirk Dient said:
Nah it's not fake. It has way too much content and a lot of it is serious. Some people actually do believe some of this ridiculous crap that is on there(T-rex isn't a meat eater...sharp teeth are for shredding plants HAHA). Also it has a list of all the people on that site and has e-mail addresses and all.

OMFG I just found this...


That is absolutely horrible. They are claiming the internet as their own.
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There's so many little absurd things like that, that just add up to it being a fake joke site.
 
Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
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Damn you apple computers!
 
Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
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WTF! apple=commies! does comradebadger work for apple? so many questions that have yet to be anwsered...
 
does this mean comradebadger=communist? The truth finally comes out.
 
They try too hard to be joking. The stuff seems like a joke because it is ridiculous but to them it is serious. I just hope a T-Rex doesn't shred my plants up with his sharp teeth.
 
French Ninja said:
Ayn Rand is the devil! :rolling:
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ayn rand? could they have at least picked someone who hasnt been dead for 50 years?

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word."



damn straight! that sounds like an invitation to kick god-fearing ass :angel:
 
i cannot stand religion one bit.

i have my own faiths ffs, i belong to no religion. :E
 
Damm it none of it works, just diverts to and ecommerce site!
And another link went to pron, stuipd computer!
Need to fix it.
 
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