Assessing the situation and choosing the right choice

[jverne]

I'm right now hitting on some different women.

One is someone who also acts instead of only reacts, but shes average at best by looks and personality. Not that bad but i have also other options to consider.

The second is someone who is IMO pretty and has a really nice character, but shes very little active. I mostly have to do everything myself. She said i'm not bad also but there's someone else in between probably a better competitor, because she said "right now, might be a problem" when i asked her if there could be something more between us.

The third and fourth are more of new potential that isn't yet much discovered.

Problem is that i'm single for a year and a half and i really miss sex and personal affection to the opposite gender. I'm not talking about the emptying my balls type sex but also some feelings in between.

I'm afraid if i choose option one option two which i'd like more would become unattainable. An if i wait for option two the first might close up.

Basically what i'd wanted is to have a fun but shorter relationship with the first woman and hopefully retain the possibility to get the other one.

Any suggestions?

And as selfish as it might sound...no it's not, if any of those woman has a similar situation i'd totally understand them and wish them luck in choosing the right one. Actually it would be great if those two thought the same, because then we could come to a suitable compromise.

 

[kineaesth]

Can I just merge all your posts into one giant thread and call it "shit that jverne thinks about and for some reason makes threads for"?

 

[Rizzo]

That's a pretty crappy name for a thread KA.

 

[kineaesth]

"Excrement that spews from jverne's keyboard"?

 

[Tyguy]

post some pictures of these sluts and i'll lend my opinion

 

[jet_porkins]

Decide for yourself.

 

[xcellerate]

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

 

[Warped]

**** them all and then call it a day

 

[VirusType2]

I'm right now hitting on some different women.

One is someone who also acts instead of only reacts, but shes average at best by looks and personality. Not that bad but i have also other options to consider.

Each sentence is a reason to stop reading and close the thread. That's as far as I'm going to be able to progress today. Who talks like this anyway? Where you from, holmes?

 

[ChiliFan]

"Excrement that spews from jverne's keyboard"?

"My Shallow Dilemmas And How I Am Unable To Deal With Them", by jverne.

 

[YROC]

jverne is a manwhore.

 

[Danimal]

"Excrement that spews from jverne's keyboard"?

The Somewhat Aimless Typings of a Dislikeable Manchild.

 

[jondy]

The Somewhat Aimless Typings of a Dislikeable Manchild.

Oh good lord, I can see that in hardcover.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Sometimes the choosiest choices are the choices we choose to choose for choice's sake.

 

[morgs]

If you have so much as the slightest doubt about ANY of them, don't do it. The girl who is right for you will be flawless to you, and you wont need to think about it.

But otherwise, sort this out for yourself, if you need other people you don't even know to tell you which relationships you should pursue, there's something wrong.

 

[The Monkey]

If you have so much as the slightest doubt about ANY of them, don't do it. The girl who is right for you will be flawless to you, and you wont need to think about it.

That's the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my life.

 

[jondy]

That's the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my life.

+1, jesus

 

[jverne]

Well i don't deny i write alot of things that just pop in my mind.

Hmm, but don't you think it's a legitimate question? What would you do?

 

[Rizzo]

Yeah seriously Lone wolf, come on!
I whould go for the hot one... Or at least the one I had feelings for. If You can't decide by that, go by the one who is availible. Failing that, go for a new girl.

 

[Tyguy]

how about whichever one is more likely to hook up with another girl?

 

[No Limit]

Do you not have people outside of the internet you could talk to about this type of shit? When you make stupid posts asking for advice about something nobody gives 2 shits about you'll get stupid replies such as this one:

If you have so much as the slightest doubt about ANY of them, don't do it. The girl who is right for you will be flawless to you, and you wont need to think about it.

 

[Krynn72]

Hmm, but don't you think it's a legitimate question

No.

What would you do?

Not post on the internet, then I would not be an idiot and decide what to do.

 

[Naph]

Should I switch to the thinner panty liners that have the flexibility to sustain many hours of leg movement, or should I stick with the moisture absorbent ones; mind you aren't that comfy but seem to do the job better than the other kind. What would you suggest?

 

[jverne]

No.



Not post on the internet, then I would not be an idiot and decide what to do.

I will decide by myself in the end, but i'm just curious what would you do.


Yes i do have other people IRL to talk to, but i thought it was fun to post is here also. Precisely for the shitty answers.

 

[15357]

Why are we flaming him again, guys? Because I need to know before I join in on the fun. Helps my flaming skills, you see.



Anyway, I've never had to "choose" a girl in my whole entire life, so... meh. Hopefully that'll change soon.

 

[Dekstar]

Yes i do have other people IRL to talk to, but i thought it was fun to post is here also. Precisely for the shitty answers.

Basically trolling then!

 

[No Limit]

Hey guys, I just talked to this chick at IHOP who was serving me my food. The way she was refilling my drink when I asked her to refill my drink clearly means she's totally digging me. I might go back there and make a move but as I was walking out the door I saw another chick standing there that said "thank you, have a nice day". Clearly she also wants my nuts. In my opinion the one serving my food was a little too reactive for me, doing whatever I tell her to. I liked instead how the door lady took control with her "have a nice day" comment. So what do you guys think, which one should I follow home first?

 

[CptStern]

how old are you jverne? early 20s I'm guessing. why even choose? I mean it's not like at your age you need to be a relationship JUST **** THEM ALL and then move on



you guys overthink relationships with women. JUST **** EM IN THE ASS

 

[No Limit]

how old are you jverne? early 20s I'm guessing. why even choose? I mean it's not like at your age you need to be a relationship JUST **** THEM ALL and then move on



you guys overthink relationships with women. JUST **** EM IN THE ASS

Buttsecks is yucky. Seriously though, its ****ing gross, don't do it (well maybe once).

 

[CptStern]

the trick is to have anal sex with clean women who wipe their ass thoroughly. or europeans. they're much more advanced than we are:

 

[No Limit]

the trick is to have anal sex with clean women who wipe their ass thoroughly

I don't think it's possible to be that clean, those things are pretty damn deep.

 

[CptStern]

I don't think it's possible to be that clean, those things are pretty damn deep.

it doesnt have to go that deep which might be a problem if the person's dick has the circumference of a pipecleaner.

pussies dont like pipecleaners

 

[jverne]

how old are you jverne? early 20s I'm guessing. why even choose? I mean it's not like at your age you need to be a relationship JUST **** THEM ALL and then move on



you guys overthink relationships with women. JUST **** EM IN THE ASS

that's the best answer yet.


And no, anal is not that gross. If the circumstances are right there's nothing unclean about it. You just wash your dick afterwords and that's it. If you happen to drag out some poo, well then shit happens. It's not that you're gonna die the instant you touch the poo.
And alot of vaginas can be unclean to, some might smell really bad.

 

[No Limit]

Yeah, what better way to keep an erection than to constanty have a whiff of her poo hit you.

 

[Tyguy]

I tried anal once and afterwards I just stared at myself in the mirror with a disapproving look. Unless this bitch has a bleached asshole and cleans it with lemon pledge i'd prefer to stick with the basics.

Don't even get me started with putting a tongue in there....UGH

 

[jondy]

I think it's sort of reasonable in that you don't have to hesitate when it comes to ~*The One*~, and while they don't seem flawless you're more than ready to accept those flaws. HOWEVER just because you haven't found them doesn't mean you should never get laid ever until you do?

arf you assume the existence of this One, which is a super-contentious move

 

[No Limit]

Don't even get me started with putting a tongue in there....UGH

Thanks for that mental image.

 

[VirusType2]

If you haven't licked an asshole before, you haven't slept with a hot enough girl yet.

 

[CptStern]

TONGUE IN THE ASS!!! SPIN HER LIKE A TOP! WHEEEEEE

 

[jverne]

What's wrong with that? ...i did it...several times