Asshole!

You're barking up the wrong tree.
 
What sort of man gets royally pissed at a great opportunity to bust out the chainsaw?
 
Woke up this morning with Dennis Leary's Asshole stuck in my head then read this thread. LOL.
 
<Insert witty usage of tree-related words incorporated into an every day sentence>
 
This reminds me when my friend broke a bar off of a railing and then threw it like a javelin. It went right into someone's front door. If they were inside getting their mail, they'd have been pinned to the door. Couldn't hear any cries of agony though, so it's alright. :D
 
waaaaa someone threw a stick at my door;(
 
OMG I saw a leaf on my doorstep! WHO PUT IT THERE?! WTF!
 
Holy shit guys, some ****ing tree has the balls to be growing IN MY YARD! I'm suing.
 
There's a piece of bark on my front step.

...THERE'S A PIECE... OF F*CKING BARK ON MY GOD DAMN FRONT F*CKING STEP!

WHO THE FU-*gets tackled by an Ent*
 
mother****ing trees always sneaking up on you when you least expect it ..you should crucify the tree branch (to another tree of course) as a lesson to all other trees not to mess with you
 
Shall we turn over to a new leaf then? Ah here we are, page 5.
 
don't be a stick in the mud guise.

come on everyone, lets just leaves


well, i've got wood, so i'm leaving

if it was me, I would have just left a smelly "log" on your doorstep.
 
I'll just leaf(#4003) you guys to your own thing.

edit: NO WAIT WAIT... Um...

I completely photosynthesize* with the OP.









*sympathize​
 
Vegeta897 said:
FBI is on the scene, we'll find out soon enough.
Click to expand...

they are always a treemendous help with any case.

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Don't try to pick it up, it's clearly a trick set up by Antlions.


The stick is a lie. Ignore it.
 
Maybe it was your dad who called the cops but we all know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
you don't see the trees from the forest. i mean the forst in the tree... no wait there's like this tree, and a forest, and they're like... yeah
 
Kinda odd to get that po'ed over a stick...
Maybe his Dad is the long lost cousin of Tourrete's Guy.
 
Slug Advisor said:
God damn it Vegeta, now I'm imagining this on CSI.

"Whoever the perpetrator, lets hope he turns a new leaf. YEEEAAAAAaaaaah!
Click to expand...
"Looks like someone..." *glasses* "... had a chip on his shoulder."

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
Saw this thread while listening to "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" by Frank Zappa.. Couldn't help but laugh.
 
You guys are joking like what happened wasn't a very serious crime.

This thread is serious business, guys. Very serious business.
 
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