At what age did you lose your virginity? (PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING OR POLLING)

At what age did you lose your virgnity at? (Please read the post before polling)

  • Teen years (before 18)

    Votes: 31 24.8%

  • Young Adult (18-23)

    Votes: 16 12.8%

  • Adult (23 and up)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm still a virgin

    Votes: 78 62.4%
  • Total voters
    125
LMAO, i always find rediculous/ sick sexual "experiments" highly amusing.
Anyone remember the lobster/lighter/mud shrimp incident?
 
Absinthe said:
At home in his bedroom, he was flopped on the bed. He was lighting a candle and flipping through some old porno magazines, getting ready to beat off. This is after he's heard from his Navy brother. That helpful hint about how Arabs beat off. The kid looks around for something that might do the job. A ballpoint pen's too big. A pencil's too big and rough. But dripped down the side of the candle, there's a thin, smooth ridge of wax that just might work. With just the tip of one finger, this kid snaps the long ridge of wax off the candle. He rolls it smooth between the palms of his hands. Long and smooth and thin.

Stoned and horny, he slips it down inside, deeper and deeper into the piss slit of his boner. With a good hank of the wax still poking out the top, he gets to work.

Even now, he says those Arab guys are pretty damn smart. They've totally reinvented jacking off. Flat on his back in bed, things are getting so good, this kid can't keep track of the wax. He's one good squeeze from shooting his wad when the wax isn't sticking out anymore.

The thin wax rod, it's slipped inside. All the way inside. So deep inside he can't even feel the lump of it inside his piss tube.
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aha! do you have that website? I wanted to print out the story and show it to my friend.

15 some, still a virgin. Not exactly for lack of trying, though.

1) forgot what the question was.
2) same^
 
It's from a book, you ****ing clownshoes. And a damn good one.

Any book that contains:

-A man shoving a broken chair leg up his ass and twisting it around to damage his rectum with blunt force and splinters.

-A group of people eating a pregnant woman's unborn baby.

-A group of people eating the asscheek of an unconscious woman.

-A man cutting off his own penis.

-A man attempting to eat and subsequently choke to death on the aforementioned penis.

-Rough and vigorous sex with life-sized dolls of children.

-The cutting of penises on razorblades embedded within aforementioned dolls.

-Various forms of masochism and self-mutilation including (but not limited to) loss of fingers, loss of feet, starvation, self-evisceration, and others.

-As well as a variety of other things.

...deserves some kind of award.
 
Absinthe said:
It's from a book, you ****ing clownshoes. And a damn good one.

Any book that contains:

-A man shoving a broken chair leg up his ass and twisting it around to damage his rectum with blunt force and splinters.

-A group of people eating a pregnant woman's unborn baby.

-A group of people eating the asscheek of an unconscious woman.

-A man cutting off his own penis.

-A man attempting to eat and subsequently choke to death on the aforementioned penis.

-Rough and vigorous sex with life-sized dolls of children.

-The cutting of penises on razorblades embedded within aforementioned dolls.

-Various forms of masochism and self-mutilation including (but not limited to) loss of fingers, loss of feet, starvation, self-evisceration, and others.

-As well as a variety of other things.

...deserves some kind of award.
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So that's why you're so ****ed up :|
 
That site made me throw up a little. But I kept on reading. How strange.
 
I find those stories somewhat....... erotic
 
Greatgat said:
Quick! Someone get the man a chair leg!
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*Breaks office chair*

This wheel on the end should enhance the...... pleasure
 
OvA said:
*Breaks office chair*

This wheel on the end should enhance the...... pleasure
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You need to stop italicizing your words, it's freaking me out.:eek:
 
Greatgat said:
You need to stop italicizing your words, it's freaking me out.:eek:
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You should try it sometime. You might find it quite......... enjoyable
 
18. Although i look back and wish it was definitely with someone else.
 
OvA said:
You should try it sometime. You might find it quite......... enjoyable
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Well, let's see.

For lunch today, I had some chips and a sandwich. It was........ tuna

Hmm, you're right! Italicize on, my friend.
 
Absinthe said:
"Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk. Same author of "Fight Club".
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You know, I don't really hang with the Chuck. "Fight Club" is probably the only movie I like better than the book. I think he's trying too hard to be ironic like Kurt Vonnegut. I've read "Fight Club" and "Choke", and "Invisible Monsters" but I don't know, I just couldn't get that into them. Ah well.
 
You don't even have to do the whole word. You can put emphasis on a single syllable. Awesome.
 
think about it, he's a hermaphrodite, losing viginity = having sex with a... different.... person. I mean sponges do it, and it wouldn't really be masturbating...

thats... disgusting
 
What are you talking about?

I can see him, though, in me minds eye... fapping into the wind and hoping someone catches his airborne minimes so he can advance his armies of eleven-toed kin.

By chance, a young female is hit by some flying wrigglys and absorbs it into her skin, and then begins to produce his offspring, which form as a tiny lump then spring from her skin with a tiny pop. Their development is immediate- already they can walk and see, and look like miniature versions of their parents. And such is the way of the world.
 
Muffin Man said:
think about it, he's a hermaphrodite, losing viginity = having sex with a... different.... person. I mean sponges do it, and it wouldn't really be masturbating...

thats... disgusting
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Okay, that's enough. Why don't you try some bolding for a change?

edit: Well, not as good. Dammit.
 
Greatgat said:
Okay, that's enough. Why don't you try some bolding for a change?

edit: Well, not as good. Dammit.
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Bah, you mis-emphasized. You should've italicized "bolding".

bolded it, rather.
 
Que-Ever said:
Bah, you mis-emphasized. You should've italicized "bolding".

bolded it, rather.
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So, we've officially hijacked this thread then? Okay. I was just...... checking.

edit: Well, the way that looks is just...... gay.
 
so this is when you guys get proud of getting high posts right?
 
Kamikazie said:
so this is when you guys get proud of getting high posts right?
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Are you saying I'm high?

naww, I don't even know my postcount.
 
Kamikazie said:
so this is when you guys get proud of getting high posts right?
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Well, I do admit to a certain warm feeling coursing through my.....loins.

Okay, I'm done, I swear. I'm only posting relevant things from now on.
 
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