Australia would like to see your porn collection

[V-Man339]

What.

Most people entering Australia must fill out the customs card, which asks whether they are carrying food items, wood products, steroids, illegal drugs, or huge quantities of cash. For the last few months, the card has also asked if they are carrying "pornography."

Those who answer "yes" will apparently be taken for screening to ensure that they are not bringing banned material, such as images of child sex abuse, into the country.

 

[Vegeta897]

Implying anyone has a physical collection of porn anymore.

images of child sex abuse

This includes drawings.

Sigh Australia.

 

[Rizzo]

Only in Australia.

What happend dude, you used to be cool.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Yes because a paedophile is going to tick yes to carrying that kind material with him. Liar liar was a film, nothing more.

 

[xdrive]

Yes because a paedophile is going to tick yes to carrying that kind material with him. Liar liar was a film, nothing more.

Spoken like a person who has never been through our customs.

You could say the same about questions such as "do you have guns in your suitcase"

"Do you have any prescription medication in your suitcase?"

You can tick "no" to all of them and start to walk to the exit and then it hits you "hi sir, could you please go down this line to customs inspection"

They then xray your bag and a gun shows up "Excuse me sir, we have found a firearm in your bagged and you ticked no to having firearms."

This is how the system works, you don't just tick "no" and then they let you on your merry way. They do random searches.

If you tick "yes" customs will look at it, and if it's not illegal they will let you have it, if it is illegal they will take it and you won't have any charges or fines brought against you.

As for the new question about porn, they are just trying to stop illegal child porn coming into the country.

Anyway who would carry porn with them? Why not just watch it online?

 

[Danimal]

This isn't new, on all those ****ing Customs shows on TV they always inspect people's CD Wallets - If they find something remotely pornographic looking they review every disc to make sure it's not bestiality, Vegeta-snacks, etc.

Imagine having that as a job lol

 

[Krynn72]

SYou can tick "no" to all of them and start to walk to the exit and then it hits you "hi sir, could you please go down this line to customs inspection"

They then xray your bag and a gun shows up "Excuse me sir, we have found a firearm in your bagged and you ticked no to having firearms."

So austrailia has xray technology that can tell whether photos or magazines contain lewd content through luggage? Thats amazing!

I'm guessing this is just for deterrence, though I dont see it stopping a whole lot of content, considering there pretty much is no printed pornography anymore.

 

[xdrive]

So austrailia has xray technology that can tell whether photos or magazines contain lewd content through luggage? Thats amazing!

I'm guessing this is just for deterrence, though I dont see it stopping a whole lot of content, considering there pretty much is no printed pornography anymore.

No...... i was telling you all the process of catching people if they tick "no" to things on the card, using a gun as an example.. My point was that you can tick no on the card but you may still be searched.

 

[Eejit]

Yes because a paedophile is going to tick yes to carrying that kind material with him. Liar liar was a film, nothing more.

Like the question on US immigration forms asking if you were a member of the Nazi party between 1939 and 1945 (in which case you'd better be a rocket scientist) or whether you've ever plotted to overthrow the US government.

 

[xdrive]

Like the question on US immigration forms asking if you were a member of the Nazi party between 1939 and 1945 (in which case you'd better be a rocket scientist) or whether you've ever plotted to overthrow the US government.

I explained why they put these kinds of stupid questions on there and it makes perfect sense.

They give you a chance to own up, otherwise if you a caught you are in deep shit.

 

[Eejit]

You'd be in deep shit anyway.




Unless you're a rocket scientist.

 

[xdrive]

If you have a gun and then you tick yes to having a firearm, they will just take it off you and won't do anything to you.

or if you have illegal medication, you tick yes and they will just take it off you and wont do anything.

If you tick no and you get caught thats when you get in trouble.

 

[Eejit]

And if you're caught plotting to overthrow the US government after ticking no?

 

[ríomhaire]

This isn't new, on all those ****ing Customs shows on TV they always inspect people's CD Wallets - If they find something remotely pornographic looking they review every disc to make sure it's not bestiality, Vegeta-snacks, etc.

Imagine having that as a job lol

So if I burn a hundred CDs with the same photo of a blank wall and bring them to Australia and then label one as "hot action 23" then some poor bastard will have to look through all of them. *buys ticket to Australia*

 

[VirusType2]

"hot action 23"

A favorite of mine.

 

[Danimal]

Please do it, Riom! It'll make the news, and then that ****ing annoying 7pm project show will have a segment on it.

I can picture Charlie Pickering with his douche-bag haircut and suit "International Pranksters - Harmless prank or serious terrorist threat?"

No, Charlie. **** you.

 

[xdrive]

Please do it, Riom! It'll make the news, and then that ****ing annoying 7pm project show will have a segment on it.

I can picture Charlie Pickering with his douche-bag haircut and suit "International Pranksters - Harmless prank or serious terrorist threat?"

No, Charlie. **** you.

God i hate that guy. He thinks he is goodlooking and all the ladies like him

 

[Danimal]

I think he really wishes that he was on The Panel, you know?