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I tried to jump feet first into the passenger side window of my car.

There is now a fat dent where my ass slammed into the door.

What'd you do today? Doesn't have to be awesome, just... What'd you do?
 
Considered changing my major after listening to a 4 hour lecture on financial accounting.
 
Food shopping ($141 AUD!). Went for a ride.



Doing an assignment now.
 
We literally already have a thread like this. "Life Lately" Or did it get closed?

I guess it's just misc syndrome.

I went for a walk in the woods with my sister, then played a bunch of New Super Mario Bros. mini games with her on our DS's.
 
Well, step outside of the forum for 1 or 2 months and I guess it's an instafail pass :/

Oh well, it's my birthday. End.
 
It being your birthday is admittedly pretty cool, Sinko.
 
Happy birthday


Today I bought ~15 plants for a garden project. It was pretty awesome. I was also about $70 UNDER my allotted budget of $135.
 
1. Bunked 3 lectures and went for a long run instead.
3. Started programming an AVR chip for a group project.
3. Talked to a girl I like.
4 .Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


Just kidding!

It was a starving baby. In Ghana.
 
I tried brainstorming programming ideas in my sleep. I didn't intentionally try it.

Never try this... I warn you it's a horrible thing.

You'll get no sleep. You'll get no ideas.
 
I'm working from home today.

So...nothing
 
I woke up. A pretty good start to the day I would say.
 
its raining, im at work, im starving....i keep farting alot and the hang time is something out of an alfred hitchcock film.
 
i was up at 5, aint got nothin on me gangsta
 
Announced that I lick suck loudly.

EDIT: It was sucking feet, not licking.
 
Since this is now a competition I was up at 5:30am and went for for a 1.5 mile run. Beat that suckers.
 
Barney Trouble said:
i was up at 5, aint got nothin on me gangsta
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Slug Advisor said:
Announced that I lick feet loudly.
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No Limit said:
Since this is now a competition I was up at 5:30am and went for for a 1.5 mile run. Beat that suckers.
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So.. I guess tomorrow I should get up at 4 then go for a 2 mile run then lick my feet huh?
 
Insulted Americans on their vent. Oh the time me and my guild had.
 
No Limit said:
Since this is now a competition I was up at 5:30am and went for for a 1.5 mile run. Beat that suckers.
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on the way to work i saved a school bus full of mentally handicapped children from drowning. I gave mouth to mouth to most of them. I was then told a school bus had not in fact drove into a river, rather i was drunk and wandered into a nursery school.
 
Made a sign in my college saying "Hungry, Please Help" and actually got food.
 
Barney Trouble said:
on the way to work i saved a school bus full of mentally handicapped children from drowning. I gave mouth to mouth to most of them. I was then told a school bus had not in fact drove into a river, rather i was drunk and wandered into a nursery school.
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Actually, I got up at 7:00 last NIGHT, not this morning. I went to bed at 6:00 yesterday evening. After I got up, I got a call from the FBI saying they needed me urgently. When I got down to HQ the situation became clear: a terrorist had hijacked a US Jet Fighter and was on his way to blow up the White House. So I got into a FA/18 with my partner and we matched speed with the terrorist. Then I made a spectacular air jump and landed on top of the terrorist's fighter and disabled his engine control externally. My partner hoisted me back to my fighter by my harness and then we watched the jet fighter crash into the valley below.
After I got back to my house at about 6:00 this morning, I slept for about a couple hours and got up at 8:00. And here I am.

BEAT THAT. :naughty:
 
I took my trash to the dump and then went grocery shopping. Also saved Earth.
 
I had lunch at gastro-pub type place with girls from work and we got a bit tipsy.

Then we went back to work.
 
VirusType2 said:
I took my trash to the dump and then went grocery shopping. Also saved Earth.
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you also murdered a snake with a piece of wood.

"cold out today, i hope no one minds if I just go inside and....SPLAT!!!!!! OH NOES, im in two pieces!!!!111"
 
I gave a 30 minute presentation in my economics class with my fly down. I thought all the girls just wanted meh cock. :(
 
I slept right through my only class today and missed a quiz. Shit :( oh well, Happy Friday, 4pm is late enough to start drinking right? Right? Especially if you got up at 3?
 
I played bass along to two Queens of the Stone Age albums, and I think I've progressed pretty well. I'm actually decent at finger-picking now, and I'm getting pretty good at improvisation.

On the downside, three of the fingers on my left hand now have huge callouses, so my hand is going to hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat for my friend's party in two hours.
 
Stigmata said:
I played bass along to two Queens of the Stone Age albums, and I think I've progressed pretty well. I'm actually decent at finger-picking now, and I'm getting pretty good at improvisation.

On the downside, three of the fingers on my left hand now have huge callouses, so my hand is going to hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat for my friend's party in two hours.
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Keep practicing. There is nothing so awesome as a truly sick bass player. This guy I know through several different mutual friends is a bass god, we're talking high-tempo 32nd note scales and massive improvisation in different time signatures, and it's so excellent to watch him play.

Also, get super good at slap-bass.
 
I'm afraid to get them since a friend frequently has issues with his folding up and getting stuck in his eyes and being a general mother **** to him.
 
Want to hear something weird?

I am prescribed a single contact. Just one.
 
Ennui said:
Keep practicing. There is nothing so awesome as a truly sick bass player. This guy I know through several different mutual friends is a bass god, we're talking high-tempo 32nd note scales and massive improvisation in different time signatures, and it's so excellent to watch him play.

Also, get super good at slap-bass.
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Yeah I'm gonna start playing daily now. Practicing sucks when you're not any good, which is why I never played that often. I'm thinking of picking up the drums as well, I seem to have a good sense of rhythm and time, and when I'm bored I make up drum patterns in my mind.
 
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