Baby Rape

[Dog--]

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message470396/pg1

The Detroit News
LINCOLN PARK -- Prosecutors charged a Lincoln Park man today in the death and sexual assault of his 8-day-old daughter, who died from massive bleeding and blood poisoning after the attack.

Yea, seriously. :|

 

[Stigmata]

DAUGHTER?

Good god.

[edit] EIGHT DAYS OLD WHAT THE FUQHRTAISUDFA;DGFJSDFBEAGFD;363W$%L;AKEDRG;]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]no carrier

 

[Qonfused]

Michigan. **** yeah.

 

[MJ12]

Whoa.

Did he actually do it?

 

[Sliver]

He isn't proven guilty. The police went back to the scene to pick up a curling iron..

 

[taviow]

That's horrible :|

 

[Lucid]

Dear God...

 

[MJ12]

Christ if he didn't do it, then I feel so bad for him too.

I cannot imagine what would be more horrifying and depressing then being convicted of raping your own baby when you didn't do it.

 

[Emporius]

Oh god, that's absolutely heart-breaking

 

[VirusType2]

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

 

[Absinthe]

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

Best response to baby rape ever?

 

[Stigmata]

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

I'm pretty sure this is the best post to ever grace HL2.net.

 

[MJ12]

:| Guys.

 

[Vegeta897]

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

God help me I laughed.

 

[Dekstar]

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

This deserves a medal.


And possibly jail time.

 

[MJ12]

:| Guyss.

 

[mocho loco]

Thats just so sad....

 

[Calhoun]

This type of stuff makes me lose faith in mankind. :angry:

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

This joke surely restored it because I ended up laughing really hard despite the crime.

 

[VirusType2]

We always read articles about crazy shit like this but we never find out the decision in a court.

I'd like to know if he did it, or the mother did it, or a friend or something. We should try a search on this crime in several months and see if we can't find out.

 

[Asuka]

Whats new...

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

THIS IS SO SICK....PEDOPHILE DEMONS ARE EVERWHERE!!!!!!

At the bottom of the article, what the shit?

 

[Kula Meenur]

God help that mother****er.

 

[lefty]

What the hell is that forum? It scares me deep down.

Should I post virus' quote on there?

 

[Vegeta897]

What the hell is that forum? It scares me deep down.

Should I post virus' quote on there?

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

[lefty]

It's done; let us watch.

Now, on a more serious note, WHAT THE ****

IT'S A ****ING BABY

 

[Vegeta897]

I just realised that thread is almost a year old.

Fail.

 

[xombine]

Yes I noticed that too and am wondering if the mods will just lock it. :/

 

[lefty]

oh ffs
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Talk about opening your presents early. Sheesh

I'm pretty sure this is the best post to ever grace HL2.net.

God help me I laughed.

This deserves a medal.


And possibly jail time.

Oh my god, that's amazing, Virus. You diserve a medal!

 

[Shamrock]

I lol'd at this thread.

 

[ShinRa]

I was laughing at this thread long before Virus's post.

 

[VirusType2]

8 Days old. Jesus ****ing Christ. You might have to come die again.

 

[ShinRa]

8 Days old. Jesus ****ing Christ. You might have to come die again.

Killed it.

 

[MJ12]

:| Guysss.

 

[Shamrock]

:| Guysss.

Patrick, think about raping a baby panda bear then get back to us.

 

[MJ12]

:| Guys, Guys.

 

[highlander]

Wow, just...wow :|

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Terrible crap. I want that dude burned alive if he's lying about it.

 

[VirusType2]

This is what a newborn baby looks like:

Does this^ look like a good place to store your curling iron?

 

[Stigmata]

It could certainly absorb a lot of thermal energy if I were to accidentally leave it on, yes.