Baby Zombies are on the prowl.

[Acepilotf14]

Babies.

A baby boy born 16 weeks prematurely was declared dead by doctors at a hospital in Paraguay only to wake up in time for his funeral wake hours later.

Dr. Ernesto Weber, head of pediatric care at the state-run hospital in the capital of Asuncion, said the baby weighed just 500 grams (17.6 ounces) when he was born.

"Initially, the baby didn't move, he practically didn't have any respiratory reflexes, nor did we hear a heartbeat and, as a result, we declared a premature fetus of 24 weeks dead," Weber told Reuters Television.

Whelp, looks like Episode 3 is never coming out.

 

[bryanf445]

Wow, and just before I was about to go to bed. Yay for nightmares about undead babies.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Weird how the only reactions in this article from the family are of "wtf is this shit" instead of "we're ****ing happy"

 

[MJ12]

"I opened the box and took the baby out and he cried. I got scared and I said "the baby's crying" ... and then he started moving his arms, his legs and I got scared, we got very scared," said one member of the family, Liliana Alvarenga.

Great out of context.

 

[Krynn72]

The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin.

Classy.

 

[VirusType2]

f***** up, in every way possible.

 

[Shamrock]

That's awesome. Zombie babies.. They're coming for us!

 

[Au-heppa]

Wow, and just before I was about to go to bed. Yay for nightmares about undead babies.

Babies are scary even when they are not dead.

Weird how the only reactions in this article from the family are of "wtf is this shit" instead of "we're ****ing happy"

Yeah. Although if the baby was not breathing for some time it makes me wonder if it would now have brain damage.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Lets just hope the baby doesn't bite when breastfeeding. Would be the ultimate irony for the start of the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Sulkdodds]

It'd be pretty cool to have a copy of your own death certificate.