Bacon To Kill Us All

[jondy]

"Eating large quantities of cured meats like bacon could damage lung function and increase the risk of lung disease"

I can't breathe!

 

[Terminator]

That's no new news to me bud.

 

[Danimal]

Too much bacon is obviously too much.

That's why it's called Too Much, right? >_>

 

[burnzie]

 

[burnzie]

Well that was epically huge but it appears i was foiled.

 

[Dalamari]

I hate you burnzie, I've had no lunch or breakfast and now you show me a picure of delcious bacons...

bastard

 

[Dynasty]

Yeah, and now theyre even saying that being fat is possibly linked to your gene pool...

 

[Ennui]

Well, I'm gonna keep eating it anyway.

 

[Murray_H]

It's because pigs don't have lungs. We eat the pig cells and their DNA becomes one with our lung cell DNA. Essentially, a message is sent saying "go away lung cells, we don't need you" and the lung cells undergo apoptosis.

 

[Terminator]

Yeah, and now theyre even saying that being fat is possibly linked to your gene pool...

Well it's not specifically a gene that makes you fat whatever you do but different people have different eating aspects wired into them that make them unable to stop eating (unless they use will power to control themselves)

It would have been a certain survival aspect where eating large amounts spaced out was necc.
Weight is very much linked to genetics and the type of diet you are eating compared to your genetics, black people are more likely to be fat that white people on a westernised diet for example.

One persons diet might keep them trim and healthy whereas the same diet in another person would make them obese.

The simplest awnser to it all is to eat less calories and exercise and not blame your genetics.

 

[Smoke]

Well, I'm gonna keep eating it anyway.

Likewise. Just TRY to seperate me from my bacon sarnie world, JUST TRY.

 

[Krynn72]

/eats all smokes bacons

yum.

 

[Dalamari]

Sausage > Bacon

 

[Ren.182]

Blasphemy!

Bacons > *.food

I'm still going to eat yummy bacon too.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Seconds the Sausage > Bacon motion

 

[Bob_Marley]

Sausage > Bacon

Bacon Sausage > Sausage > Bacon

(and yes, they're real, I've eaten them and they're awesome)

 

[Steve]

Too much bacon? More like never enough bacon.

 

[Ennui]

I'm on the decisive verge of going to fry up some bacon right now actually, as a snack. But my lungs! Oh well, I do many worse things to my poor lungs than eat bacon.

 

[Baal]

I never eat sausage and hardly ever eat bacon.

meh

 

[Pulse]

I eat bacon and occasionally smoke.

BRB SIGNING WILL LOL

 

[Muffin Man]

I never eat sausage and hardly ever eat bacon.

meh

Same.

 

[Ennui]

I eat bacon and occasionally smoke.

BRB SIGNING WILL LOL

I leave all my earthly possessions to the /b/tards

 

[Sulkdodds]

Devil on horseback?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

BLASPHEMY.

 

[kirovman]

I believe this news to be homeopathic pseudoscience.

On that note, read www.badscience.net

Actually, you can find a discussion of this news here:

http://badscience.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2277

Ben Goldacre for President.

 

[Smoke]

I leave all my earthly possessions to the /b/tards

Giving /b/ Drugs.

:|

Smart move.

 

[Cole]

Bacon Is Amazing

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Thirds the Sausage > Bacon motion.

 

[Kula Meenur]

DID SOMEONE JUST SAY BAYKUNS?!?!?!?!​

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

bacon > sliced bread

(Just had bacon for breakfast, with a side of eggs and bacon & cheese flavored grits. )

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

DID SOMEONE JUST SAY BAYKUNS?!?!?!?!​

OH YEAAAAH!