Barneys clothes

[Freeman85]

Just had a thought.. If we see Barney in EP3, what do you think he'd have on? I doubt he'd still be wearing his (by now) very skanky CP uniform and I seriously doubt he'd be able to wear his Black Mesa Security Guards uniform, I think he'd be'll wearing rebel clothes. Thoughts?

 

[Reflex]

I think he'll be wearing tight lycra.

 

[Freeman85]

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk *sidesteps till out of screen*

 

[Barnz]

He'll wear nothing, but lingerie.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Thongs and bra.

 

[the cow says moo]

A banana hammock.

 

[MFL]

He is to put himself into time-stasis with professional body-building equipment and work out until he is the most physically built man in the entire continuity, whereupon he is going to paint his entire body Royal Purple, and put on matching bright orange elbow-length silk gloves, bright orange knee-length boots, and a bright orange Tyrolean hat with an ostrich feather in it. He is going to get a neon green doom-rider mustache permanently lased onto his face, cover himself with glow-in-the-dark imitation crab meat, and learn to Cha-Cha. This will be his primary mode of transportation.

 

[Iron Kat]

OP, you didn't really expect serious answers, did you?

 

[FireStarter]

Barney will be wearing a bedsheet.

This is how the game will open. You will be Gordon, and turn to see Barney next to you covering himself in a bedsheet. You turn the other way and see Judith.

Then Alyx walks in.

Then you spend the rest of the game wondering if the whole experience was the G-Man and his alien prowess, or if you're reading into it too much.

 

[kupocake]

Barney will be wearing Eli.

 

[Iron Kat]

The OP will never ask a serious question again on here!

 

[FireStarter]

Barney will be wearing Eli.

Alyx would cry, Gordon would have to kill him, Judith would laugh like a whore, and the G-Man would smile to himself knowing how insignificant they all are.

**** BARNEY AND HIS OLD MAN HAIR

 

[Iron Kat]

Pinkle would kick your arse right out of this thread for saying that, FireStarter!

 

[FireStarter]

I say what I want.

I have free will unlike SOME people here. |:<

also lol seriously look at his hair it's so old looking no really

 

[Iron Kat]

I've told Pinkle, btw.

 

[Rafa 5.0]

lol @ this thread and the shenanigans you f**kers come up with

 

[FireStarter]

I DECLARE SHENANNIGANS

No wait, no I don't.

I've told Pinkle, btw.

I care not. Muahahahaha.

 

[Rafa 5.0]

wtf is your avatar FireSTarter???

 

[FireStarter]

A random badly drawn Combine pointing from my badly drawn comic in the Art/Design forum that EVERYONE SHOULD GO READ BLATANT ADVERTISEMENT LOL

Actually Barney is in the comic and I drew his hair pretty un-old-man like so I guess I shouldn't be talking. ._.

 

[Rafa 5.0]

you lost me.

lol

 

[FireStarter]

I DRAW A COMIC. IT IS DRAWN BADLY. IT CAN BE FOUND HERE.

Must I be this blatant about everything for this forum to understand my finesse?

 

[Rafa 5.0]

I got what you said before, I just have ADD

what's that

brb

 

[FireStarter]

I have ADHD and dementia.

Bad combination of syndromes.

Anyway, back to Barney's normal people close. I take this as a seariuth issue, and will address it as such. Barney will probably be wearing his CP outfit, seeing as how he hasn't been wearing much else recently.

 

[the cow says moo]

Barney will be wearing Eli.

I take back my banana hammock comment for this.

 

[lord_raken]

he will probably be wearing some sort of arctic suit (If you see him up north) or some other random yet distinct cloths. i think it would look similar to his CP uniform.

 

[G-MAN]

2 words
Butt neked'

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Barney will wear a MANHOLE

 

[FireStarter]

Barney will be wearing a lampshade.

On his cock.

He will have finally bought Gordon that beer he owed him.

 

[Freeman85]

OP, you didn't really expect serious answers, did you?

Not really lol *scratches arse*

 

[jet_porkins]

He'll wear nothing...

Nothing at all.


Nothing at all.


Nothing at all.

 

[G-MAN]

Oh god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[altceva]

Valve is still undecided. They are trying to figure out which one fits Barney's personality better. Below there are a few versions.

1. Arctic suit.
2. Camo suit.
3. Armour suit.
4. Combine synth suit.
5. Rebel suit.
6. Anti-suppression field awareness campaign suit.
7. Space marine suit.
8. Bullet proof suit.
9. Sniper suit.
10. Iron man suit.

 

[Freeman85]

Yes after highlighting those links and reading the actual address I decided against looking lol

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Barney will wear a SADFACE

 

[the cow says moo]

Valve is still undecided. They are trying to figure out which one fits Barney's personality better. Below there are a few versions.

1. Arctic suit.
2. Camo suit.
3. Armour suit.
4. Combine synth suit.
5. Rebel suit.
6. Anti-suppression field awareness campaign suit.
7. Space marine suit.
8. Bullet proof suit.
9. Sniper suit.
10. Iron man suit.

Number 6 was the best.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

4. Combine synth suit.

No words -_-

I personally think he will dress up like a lumberjack; with checkered shirt and trousers with braces

 

[Darkside55]

This thread makes me sad. All these posters imagining what Barney will be wearing in Episode 3, when they aren't aware that he's dead.

He's dead, everyone.

He's dead.

 

[kupocake]

This thread makes me sad. All these posters imagining what Barney will be wearing in Episode 3, when they aren't aware that he's dead.

He's dead, everyone.

He's dead.

Then he's wearing a Pine Box. Stay on topic.

Spoiler

:cheese:

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Barney will wear a BEAR



please stop me

 

[Iron Kat]

This thread makes me sad. All these posters imagining what Barney will be wearing in Episode 3, when they aren't aware that he's dead.

He's dead, everyone.

He's dead.

Don't you DARE say that!!! He's not dead! HE'S NOT DEAD, I TELL YOU!!! /caps