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Bear army invades russian mine, eats workers. Snipers dispatched to take down bears.
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I heard that they will be calling in this man to consult them.
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Obligatory penguin army post...
Adrik_Senturu
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**** yeah bears are awesome. You don't mess with bears ever.
The bears are just gonna catch the bullets with their paws and then fly at the snipers and tear them to pieces. This is how it will happen.
The bears are just gonna catch the bullets with their paws and then fly at the snipers and tear them to pieces. This is how it will happen.
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This makes me miss the forests 
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Me! Do i roll first?
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I heard that they will be calling in this man to consult them.
what is that? looks..... wtf.
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Okay okay! I get three dice right?
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Two. Attacker gets three. Provided I have enough guys. And I have eight, so there's plenty.
So man... how fun would that be, being able to be so up close and personal with a bear? Not just one bear, many bears. I hope they took the courtesy of not ripping out the throat first so they could have watched themselves be torn limb from limb. That would be the most exhilarating way to go.
"So uhh... how'd you die?"
"Took a bullet to the ****ing head like a man. I'd like to see you top that, what happened to you? How'd you die?"
"Eaten by four bears. There were more, but they couldn't all gather around me at once."
So man... how fun would that be, being able to be so up close and personal with a bear? Not just one bear, many bears. I hope they took the courtesy of not ripping out the throat first so they could have watched themselves be torn limb from limb. That would be the most exhilarating way to go.
"So uhh... how'd you die?"
"Took a bullet to the ****ing head like a man. I'd like to see you top that, what happened to you? How'd you die?"
"Eaten by four bears. There were more, but they couldn't all gather around me at once."
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Lol cow-man
Ok i have 5.
Ok i have 5.
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Sounds like a low-level quest in a RPG.
"We've had reports of beasts attacking some miners outside of town. We need you to go out and take care of these beasts for us. Theres a reward of 10 gold if you succeed!"
-Experience for this quest: 350
-Renown with Russia: +130
"We've had reports of beasts attacking some miners outside of town. We need you to go out and take care of these beasts for us. Theres a reward of 10 gold if you succeed!"
-Experience for this quest: 350
-Renown with Russia: +130
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That's what they get for causing Chernobyl.
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The History of Earth
Chapter 65
Man Becomes Prey.
Year - 2285 A.D.
Humans had managed to unintentionally wipe out most species on the planet, by chance, preserving only the most dangerous creatures, perhaps because of their size and legendary status, they were spared. Yet the food for these powerful beasts no longer existed due to extinction.
No one seems to have suspected that the fall of man would have come to end at the feet of towering bears - many of which featured an undocumented evolutionary change that consisted of an active camouflage, where the beasts could change their skin coloring to exactly match their surroundings. This type of camouflage had been witnessed in some rare sea creatures like several species of octopi. The skin color seems to be controlled by electrical impulses from the brain, and was documented to be able to duplicate even the most intricate patterns.
It was undocumented however, since their electro-reactive skin was hidden beneath a thick layer of fur for hundreds of generations. No one knows why or how they developed this mutation, but it will have shown to be very valuable for their dominance in the end.
With global warming creating a massive change in the environment of Earth, the bear's thick fur was no longer ideal, and through generations, had become thinner, until eventually Darwin's law (became law in 2190 A.D.) reveals that natural selection had created a completely new species with no fur at all - except for the occasional bear with patches resembling a human beard.
These were the first furless bears, casually referred to as 'Colbears', this indeed became the scientific name for them, named after a legendary bear alarmist from the 21st century.
The colbears, no longer having fur, now had exposed their incredible electro-reactive active camouflage skin, which they could blend into any surrounding. Each skin cell not unlike a pixel on a monitor, it could be any color, even a range that was invisible to the human eye - the Ultraviolet range. This would prove to be devastating for the Human race.
The Colbear bears could - with little practice needed, store preset skin patterns in their minds, for later recall as desired.
During mating season, the Colbear bears would go off in a wild display, their skin flashing spectacular colors that could even move in patterns. This could explain why the 'Colbears' were so successful, their skin flashing brilliant colors - while not actually casting light, were enough to stand out with bright colors in stark contrast to their surroundings in order to call attention to themselves if desired. They could communicate without making a sound by using various patterns. It was also key to finding a mate.
The final chapter of human history on Earth. Earth was overrun by these incredibly successful, fast breeding species of bears. They would often have litters of a dozen or more offspring, which were sexually active within just 4 years (compared to humans who generally required at least 10 more years than that, and could produce usually only 1 offspring per year maximum.)
The Colbears had millions of years of evolution as a backbone, making them powerful swimmers. This was key in the flooded, ice-less planet after the Climate changes of the 21st and 22nd century which had seen sea levels engulf 39% of land from previous centuries.
Humans abandoned Earth, leaving the planet to the ferocious beasts humans had for so long preserved and protected. Perhaps their own doing, humans were now extinct - on Earth at least, leaving a trail of garbage behind them as they travel through space and time.
Chapter 65
Man Becomes Prey.
Year - 2285 A.D.
Humans had managed to unintentionally wipe out most species on the planet, by chance, preserving only the most dangerous creatures, perhaps because of their size and legendary status, they were spared. Yet the food for these powerful beasts no longer existed due to extinction.
No one seems to have suspected that the fall of man would have come to end at the feet of towering bears - many of which featured an undocumented evolutionary change that consisted of an active camouflage, where the beasts could change their skin coloring to exactly match their surroundings. This type of camouflage had been witnessed in some rare sea creatures like several species of octopi. The skin color seems to be controlled by electrical impulses from the brain, and was documented to be able to duplicate even the most intricate patterns.
It was undocumented however, since their electro-reactive skin was hidden beneath a thick layer of fur for hundreds of generations. No one knows why or how they developed this mutation, but it will have shown to be very valuable for their dominance in the end.
With global warming creating a massive change in the environment of Earth, the bear's thick fur was no longer ideal, and through generations, had become thinner, until eventually Darwin's law (became law in 2190 A.D.) reveals that natural selection had created a completely new species with no fur at all - except for the occasional bear with patches resembling a human beard.
These were the first furless bears, casually referred to as 'Colbears', this indeed became the scientific name for them, named after a legendary bear alarmist from the 21st century.
The colbears, no longer having fur, now had exposed their incredible electro-reactive active camouflage skin, which they could blend into any surrounding. Each skin cell not unlike a pixel on a monitor, it could be any color, even a range that was invisible to the human eye - the Ultraviolet range. This would prove to be devastating for the Human race.
The Colbear bears could - with little practice needed, store preset skin patterns in their minds, for later recall as desired.
During mating season, the Colbear bears would go off in a wild display, their skin flashing spectacular colors that could even move in patterns. This could explain why the 'Colbears' were so successful, their skin flashing brilliant colors - while not actually casting light, were enough to stand out with bright colors in stark contrast to their surroundings in order to call attention to themselves if desired. They could communicate without making a sound by using various patterns. It was also key to finding a mate.
The final chapter of human history on Earth. Earth was overrun by these incredibly successful, fast breeding species of bears. They would often have litters of a dozen or more offspring, which were sexually active within just 4 years (compared to humans who generally required at least 10 more years than that, and could produce usually only 1 offspring per year maximum.)
The Colbears had millions of years of evolution as a backbone, making them powerful swimmers. This was key in the flooded, ice-less planet after the Climate changes of the 21st and 22nd century which had seen sea levels engulf 39% of land from previous centuries.
Humans abandoned Earth, leaving the planet to the ferocious beasts humans had for so long preserved and protected. Perhaps their own doing, humans were now extinct - on Earth at least, leaving a trail of garbage behind them as they travel through space and time.
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In soviet russia, penis try YOU
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I, for one, re-welcome our returning bear overlords.
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That was epic virus.
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McBear Burger?.
That or we find oil under their feet, nothing can stand against fat spoilt westerner's thirst for the black goop.
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they don't need too they have bear armor.
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Oh man I forgot, this thread and what Adrik said above gives me a perfect situation to say once again the stupid line from The Golden Compass.
I am an armored bear!
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