Best Birthday present. EVER!

[simonjedi]

A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.

The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day.

The woman even asked the teenager's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see his reaction.

On arriving halfway through the lesson, the stripper walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.

To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers.

It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.

The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error.

On Thursday a spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.

She confirmed that nobody had been suspended and the police were not involved.

The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklatest/story/0,,-7060456,00.html

 

[Hellrider]

what?

 

[Nitre]

Hahaha, what the hell.

 

[The Monkey]

So when will the video clip be on youtube?

 

[<RJMC>]

and where the gorilla ended?

 

[Ennui]

Oh man, if only I could have been there. That sounds like it was completely hilarious.

 

[Reginald]

Awesome! My 18th in a few days. This better happen to me.

 

[Pesmerga]

She asked for a gorilla but got a stripper?

Now that's an awesome mistake.

 

[PvtRyan]

Heh, my heart goes out to the poor bastard who ordered a stripper but ended up with a gorilla giving him a lapdance.

 

[Pesmerga]

Heh, my heart goes out to the poor bastard who ordered a stripper but ended up with a gorilla giving him a lapdance.

Hah. Didn't think of that.

 

[Asknoone]

I read about this in the paper and had my hand on my head for most of it.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Wasn't there already a thread about this? Or was that another kid.

 

[delusional]

Now why did the teacher stop her after so long. I bet he enjoyed that.

 

[Cheomesh]

:|

And the most I get is the occasional remembrance.

 

[jerkasaur]

I don't get it, if it's illegal to strip in a 10th grade classroom, inside a SCHOOL (which i presume it is) then the stripper must have not accepted to do so in the first place...

Heh, my heart goes out to the poor bastard who ordered a stripper but ended up with a gorilla giving him a lapdance.

 

[k3ithrm]

:|

.

 

[lePobz]

Hooray for strippers!

 

[Jintor]

:|

Lol?

 

[CyberPitz]

****, I wish my mother was that aweshens.

 

[Druckles]

My god... all I got for my 16th was sex!

 

[Cormeh]

.........

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lol

 

[soulslicer]

this whole thread made me laugh my ass off. pvtryan wins this thread...

 

[<RJMC>]

Heh, my heart goes out to the poor bastard who ordered a stripper but ended up with a gorilla giving him a lapdance.

dude1: mack birthday boy you know what time it is? is HOT time!
everybody: yeaaah!
*gorilla disguised guy comes out of cake*
mack(birthday dude)and everybody: what the f...?!
dude2: hehe, dam mack,I know you have weird taste but...ewww...

I don't get it, if it's illegal to strip in a 10th grade classroom, inside a SCHOOL (which i presume it is) then the stripper must have not accepted to do so in the first place...

maybe she is a really "bad girl":imu:

striper: I once disguised as the virgin maria and performed to the pope, I am a highly requested professional *wink*

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

/facepalm

 

[taviow]

Hilarious! :naughty:

 

[SamuraiKenji]

DAMN i wish that would happen to me....

 

[-Psy-]

So according to this strippers are now the equivalent of gorillas? :O

 

[Evo]

Haha legendary

 

[delusional]

So according to this strippers are now the equivalent of gorillas? :O

Yes, strippers are devolving they are what blacks were a century ago.

 

[Cheomesh]

Yes, strippers are devolving they are what blacks were a century ago.

Raceism ftl.