Best combine theory ever!!

[Berkman]

I have been browsing these forums for about one year, that's one year of pain, anger, disbelief and hunger.

For so long have I waited for a normal thread, a thread that has one simple question...one simple questions that would end all other questions...


WTF IS THE COMBINES PROBLEM


Let the flame BEGIN

 

[Russian Mafia]

They want what every powerful empire wants: more power.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I have been browsing these forums for about one year, that's one year of pain, anger, disbelief and hunger.

For so long have I waited for a normal thread, a thread that has one simple question...one simple questions that would end all other questions...


WTF IS THE COMBINES PROBLEM


Let the flame BEGIN

I can't see why anyone would flam you, but I'll tell you what i CAN see, is this thread getting deleted.

 

[Berkman]

I just wanted to scream but it's 3:00 am here and everybody is sleeping, so I wrote this...

 

[Acepilotf14]

They want to eat everything. ****ing fatty Advisors.

 

[Cheomesh]

They fear death.

 

[Ridge]

They seek delicious cake

 

[Naph]

They're after gman, and his plenty ass meats.

 

[Operational]

They are using inter-dimensional warfare as a means to divert the public's attention away from domestic issues.

 

[AciD]

They want to spread their big asses all over universe

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

There like humans. They gobble up all resources, then move on. I mean, that's the best I can say. They come, they take, they leave. They don't even colonize (ok, maybe for themselves) They just eat and eat and take. They take the locals for soldiers too, so their lazy asses don't do the dirty work. As for why, I don;t know, DA POWER! Their mad with power I guess.

Any hows:

 

[Azner]

Theyre battling a third party.
Gosh, search button.

 

[Tagaziel]

They're after gman, and his plenty ass meats.

Ghey.

 

[Berkman]

gay...

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

yea, you don't get warning for saying that.

But I 100% endorse their statements.

 

[Hullu]

It makes them happy?

Isn't that why anybody does anything. Except when just trying to survive.

 

[jobizzie]

****correction To Post #11****

they're Like Locusts!

 

[dragosbr]

I think that the combine planet is almost distroyd and they are looking for a new one I think.

 

[Berkman]

**** you, **** the combine **** humanity.

 

[Omnomnick]

Combine = Empire = Need for power = conquering more areas = more power = more rescources = more domination = ultimate beings = rulers of the universes = combine win = me bored of putting so many = signs...







=

 

[Lamarrfz]

They thought Earth haused weapons of mass interdimentionall destruction, and ended up wishing to free Earth of its shortminded oppressors and thus became Earth's benefactors, freeing Earth of the horrors that come with self-governance and successfully created an utopic reality on Earth as they see it.

 

[Pesmerga]

They are using inter-dimensional warfare as a means to divert the public's attention away from domestic issues.

This is awesome.

 

[Druckles]

I think Combine, I think Borg.

 

[Berkman]

Just make thing's clear, I wasn't asking what thee combine was doing on earth, I asked what there problem was.

Why do they even bother, in my opinion they are semi-retarded fags who like to **** with people...much like the natzi's.

 

[Druckles]

Um... yeah, that's the general idea.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Just make thing's clear, I wasn't asking what thee combine was doing on earth, I asked what there problem was.

Why do they even bother, in my opinion they are semi-retarded fags who like to **** with people...much like the natzi's.

Lolvut.

 

[LordShadovar]

I have been browsing these forums for about one year, that's one year of pain, anger, disbelief and hunger.

For so long have I waited for a normal thread, a thread that has one simple question...one simple questions that would end all other questions...


WTF IS THE COMBINES PROBLEM


Let the flame BEGIN

Power, all there is to it. Kinda like that one guy...what's his name...some sort of shrub I think.

 

[Druckles]

Druckles?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shrubbles.

 

[Naph]

Combine are headcrabs, but on a planetary scale.

 

[Cheomesh]

/r/ shoop of headcrabbed earth.

 

[Gmodtrash]

They have sand in their vaginas:bounce:<- this is a combine he is saying "OW THERE IS FU***** SAND IN MY VAGINA!"

 

[lord_raken]

Theyre battling a third party.
Gosh, search button.

This might provide the enemy for the nest "Story Arch".

 

[z0mbin3]

Theyre battling a third party.
Gosh, search button.

I hope the Lambda resistence ally's with this third party.

 

[Eejit]

Any hows:

 

[Pesmerga]

>>their like locust
>>their like
>>their

 

[Druckles]

Why the hell was this thread raised to talk about Vaginas that the Combine don't have...??

<insert retort to zombin3>

<insert comment about PortalStormzzz stupidity>

 

[Gmodtrash]

Why the hell was this thread raised to talk about Vaginas that the Combine don't have...??

What's the matter? Do you have sand in your vagina? :bounce:<- Is this you? Are you saying "OW THERE IS FU***** SAND IN MY VAGINA!"?

 

[z0mbin3]

<insert retort to zombin3>

<insert comback to Druckles>

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

<insert sexual innuendo regarding the Half-Life series>