Best Movie Line

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I thought since there's no thread about the best movie line, So I'd like to start one. While I'm sure there are others I can't remember, there is one that I just love. It's from "pulp fiction". It's while Jules and Vincent were cleaning the bloody car out:

VINCENT
I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red.
Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's ****in' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.

JULES
You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the mother****er should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.

I just love that Line.


Whats your best movie line? :)
 
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children." - Eric Draven 'The Crow'
 
Jimmie Dimmick : No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage?"

Jules Winnfield : Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie Dimmick : Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage?"

Jules Winnfield : [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie Dimmick : You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules Winnfield : Why?

Jimmie Dimmick : 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!



and



The Wolf : You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

Jimmie : Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.

Jules : Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, mother****er.


i could quote the whole movie, its just so damn good.
 
The entire first half of Full Metal Jacket
 
"Now I know what you're thinkin' - did he fire six shots, or only five. Well, to tell you the truth, I've kinda forgotten myself in all this excitement and being this a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean off - you've got to ask yourself a question - Do I feel lucky?.

Well do ya, PUNK?!"

Class
 
Another one from Pulp Fiction..

"We gonna be like Fonzie!, Why are we gonna be like Fonzie?"
"-Cuz hes cool?"
"CORRECTOMUNDO!!"
 
zoolander

"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO"
wake me up before you go go

lol
 
h00dlum said:
Another one from Pulp Fiction..

"We gonna be like Fonzie!, Why are we gonna be like Fonzie?"
"-Cuz hes cool?"
"CORRECTOMUNDO!!"
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And no one thought my avatars were linked in any way ;)
 
burnzie said:
And no one thought my avatars were linked in any way ;)
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LOL yes i notice u had a Fonzie avatar...Fonzie rocks :)
 
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE JIGGAWATTS!!!

Can't beat that series. Ahhh...

Edit: Or, "I'm back from the future."
 
h00dlum said:
LOL yes i notice u had a Fonzie avatar...Fonzie rocks :)
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yeah he certanly does :thumbs:

i was talking about the link between my previous jules avatar and my current one.

That line made me think of the fonz. and when i decided that 'jules' needed a break fo a while, this was a natural move. Maybe i put to much thought into it :dozey:

:)
 
"I'd be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning for life forms! Life forms! You pretty little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?"
- Star Trek
 
dawdler said:
"I'd be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning for life forms! Life forms! You pretty little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?"
- Star Trek
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Id shout "NEERRRRDDD" homer simpson style accross the forum but i know what movie that came from. I feal so dirty.

*Burnzie scrubs himself with steel wool.

its scary i know but i cant help if my mum is a huge star trek and episodes screen daily at my house. (ok exageration)

personaly i dont like the show, i prefer star wars.
 
haha Snatch and Lock Stock have endless funny quotes
"Hes a natural"
"A NATURAL F#CKING IDIOT"

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the F#CK can 'e get away from, eh?"

"Armed? Armed with what?"
"Oh i dunno, bad breath, a feather dust, colorful language.... GUNS YOU TIT!"
 
no1 on these forums has the right to call anyone a nerd, you hypocrites!
 
Also, "I'm surrounded by assholes!" from Spaceballs is hilarious.. You could just quote the entire movie here.
 
Dark Helmet : What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?
-------------------------------------------------------
Dark Helmet : I bet she gives great helmet
-------------------------------------------------------
Dark Helmet : We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet : Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet : How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two more henchmen with a giant pick]
Dark Helmet : What about you guys?
Henchmen: We ain't found shit!
 
The Snatch-Desert-Eagle-monologue is very cool ;)

But teh rul0r is:

I haven't killed a man since 1984!
 
[Lord Helmet is playing with his dolls in his quarters when Col Sandurz bursts in]

Colonel Sandurz : Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet : WHAT?

[Helmet gathers up his dolls]

Colonel Sandurz : You're needed on the bridge sir!
Dark Helmet : Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz : Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.

[Sandurz closes the door]

Dark Helmet : Good!


the quotes just keep comming :LOL:
 
President Merkin Muffley said:
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

Dr. Strangelove Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
Ambassador de Sadesky It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.

check my Tyler Durden thread for some Figth Club memorable dialogue.
 
Snatch:

TURKISH
No Tommy, there's a gun in your
trousers. What is a gun doing in
your trousers?

TOMMY
It's for protection.

TURKISH
Protection from what, zee Germans?
 
Chris_D said:
Snatch:

TURKISH
No Tommy, there's a gun in your
trousers. What is a gun doing in
your trousers?

TOMMY
It's for protection.

TURKISH
Protection from what, zee Germans?
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That line was class.

as was alot of stuff from that movie, and lock stock
 
Damn, I forgot about the great one-liners from "the Last boy scout"

Alley Thug : Alright, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck : Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug : Hey man, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck : Ask me how fat she is. Ask me.
Alley Thug : **** you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck : She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Mother****er, if you wanna **** her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial shot.


Joe Hallenbeck : This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.


Joe Hallenbeck : Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix : Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck : What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix : Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck : Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix : Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck : They're pants.
Jimmy Dix : Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck : You wear them?
Jimmy Dix : YES.
Joe Hallenbeck : They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix : Nope.
Joe Hallenbeck : I am very old.


Milo : Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck : Who gives a ****? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo : I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck : And I'm supposed to be trembling in fear or something like that?
Milo : Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck : I'll tremble later. For now, how about a drink?


Jimmy Dix : Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck : She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

[Talking to himself]
Jimmy : Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.


Officer: Good morning gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo : Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
[uses the gun to kill the officer]

Detective : There's a new invention out. It's called the razor.
Joe Hallenbeck : Too risky, I might start thinkin' about you and slash my wrist.

Milo : You think you are so ****ing cool, don't you? You think you are so ****ing cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck : Play some rap music.


Scrabble Man : Drop the gun, Hallenbeck.
[takes Joe's gun and tosses it]
Scrabble Man : Bit late for a stroll, don't you think?
Joe Hallenbeck : Yeah, you girls oughta be gettin' home.
Jimmy Dix : Yeah, streetlights are on.
Jake : Shut up ****face.
Joe Hallenbeck : I'm ****face, he's asshole.
[Jimmy smiles sarcastically, in agreement]
Scrabble Man : Jake?
[Jake punches Joe in the face]
Scrabble Man : Advise Rodney Dangerfield here of the situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
Joe Hallenbeck : You want the envelope, right?
Scrabble Man : The envelope, very smart. See Jake, here is a man who knows when a situation is untennable.
Joe Hallenbeck : Good word.
Scrabble Man : You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?
Joe Hallenbeck : Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here.
[Jake punches Joe again]
Jimmy Dix : Hey man, just leave him the **** alone.
[Jake proceeds to kick Jimmy in the gut]
Scrabble Man : Leave him alone? Yeah, sure Jimmy. Whatever you say. Jake here takes his job with a certain exuberance.
Jimmy Dix : Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of scrabble.
Scrabble Man : He's in a good mood, Jake. Kick 'em again.
Joe Hallenbeck : All right. You want the envelope the hooker had, right?
Jimmy Dix : She wasn't a hooker, Joe.
Joe Hallenbeck : Shut the **** up.

Joe Hallenbeck : Hey flash, rescue attempt?
Jimmy Dix : Blow me.
Milo : You must be James.
Jimmy Dix : James?
Joe Hallenbeck : He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph.


[On pulling up to Joe Hallenbeck's home]
Jimmy Dix : Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.


Jimmy : It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?
Joe Hallenbeck : Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out.

[Hallenbeck and Dix are trying to tell the bodyguards in a car about a bomb]
Joe Hallenbeck : Now what are you doing?
Jimmy Dix : I'm drawing them a picture.
Joe Hallenbeck : What's that?
Jimmy Dix : It's a bomb.
Joe Hallenbeck : It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, "don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit"?
Jimmy Dix : Do you want to draw the damn thing?
Jimmy Dix : [Dix shows Hallenbeck the draw of a bomb with "bom" written below] Happy?
Joe Hallenbeck : Are you kidding me?
Jimmy Dix : [Dix shows the draw to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
Jimmy Dix : [the bodyguards shoot them] Oh, shit!
Joe Hallenbeck : I forgot to tell you. "Bom" means "**** you" in Polish.
Jimmy Dix : Hey, that's not funny, man. I almost bought it there!
Joe Hallenbeck : Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.
 
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes. --Roy, Bladerunner.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die. -- Roy, Bladerunner

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets. " -- Brigadier Leftbridge-Stuart, Doctor Who

''Ford,'' he said, ''how many escape capsules are there?''
''None,'' said Ford.
Zaphod gibbered. ''Did you count them!?'' he yelled.
''Twice,'' said Ford

... and then there's the absolute classic from Yes Prime Minister:

Jim Hacker: "Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country, The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country, The Times is read by people who actually do run the country, The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country, The Financial Times is read by people who own the country, The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it already is."
Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?"
Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, so long as she's got big tits."
 
Best movie line evar: "No, not without incident" ~Equilibrium
 
Lock stock:
JOHN: Ah, Jesus, ****, I've been shot!
DOG: I don't ****ing believe this. Could everybody stop getting shot.
 
haha some great ones here. my favourite Spaceballs quote, had me in stitches when i first watched it...dorky but funny.


Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!
 
"I'm trying to save money so I can go to college."
"Your mom goes to college!"

It's the most witty retort ever.
 
at the end of matrix reloaded, the architect:

"teh anomnolly!!11, ergo, visa vi, neo- the one, concordently- shoping is fun!"
 
Blade Runner:

Rick: I was quit when I came in here. I'm twice as quit now.

Roy: I want more life, f*cker.

Snatch:

Tyrone: I didn't see it.
Vinny: It's a two f*cking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of f*cking peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.
 
Best Movie Line Ever:

*Alien bursts through ceiling and grabs a soldier and disappears*
*Everyone panics*
*Pause*
*Prisoner looks up whilst holding a chair*
Prisoner: "F*CK!"
-Alien 3

Also...from Aliens
[Lieutenant Gorman orders the troops to unload all their weapons before the first alien encounter]
Private Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?
 
"Bend over baby and take off those panties."
~Dishonerable Discharge
 
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