Best Movie Line

[LAYP]

Rainbow Randalf: Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam mother****er!


Shaun: ****-a-doodle-doo!

 

[DarkStar]

"Gentlemen!"
"There's no fighting in here! This is the War Room!"

-President Merkin Muffley
"Dr. Strangelove" 1964

There are actually better lines in the movie, but this is probably the most memorable.

 

[joule]

:sniper:

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! ~Tony Montana-Scarface (1983)

:sniper:​

 

[tokin]

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!!!

 

[Kristafon]

haha Snatch and Lock Stock have endless funny quotes
"Hes a natural"
"A NATURAL F#CKING IDIOT"

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the F#CK can 'e get away from, eh?"

"Armed? Armed with what?"
"Oh i dunno, bad breath, a feather dust, colorful language.... GUNS YOU TIT!"

"Look, will everybody STOP getting shot!"

"You kids shouldnt play so rough"
"He was like, bang, bang, bang, bang"
Reservoir Dogs

"Cant we all just, get along?'
Red Alert 2: Yuris revenge (ok so it was a game)

"If I killed you, then went upstairs and killed your daughter, waited for the good doctor to come home and kill him as well. That would be fair, that would be - sqaure"
Kill Bill, so many more from that film though

 

[Zeus]

"Ill be back" - terminators 1 2 and 3

 

[Bait]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
-Schwarzenegger

Not sure which movie though, but it's in a bunch of prank calls.

 

[joule]

"Ill be back" - terminators 1 2 and 3

So, does that mean there will be a Terminator 4?

 

[dura]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, when McMurphy is trying to lift the stone fountain:

McMurphy : Well, I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

 

[Sprafa]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
-Schwarzenegger

it's in Kindergarden Cop.

 

[Dax]

"-What's that?
-It's your coctail.
-I asked for a 'refreshing drink', I wasn't expecting a f*cking rainforest. You could fall in love with a orangutang in there."
-Lock Stock...

"Walter Sobchak : Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

"Donny : Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak : No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of."

"The Dude : **** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!
Donny : What do you need that for, Dude?"

"The Dude : Well, I still jerk off manually."

"The Dude : ...I dropped off the money exactly as per - look... man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light, and - y'know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, y'know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, y'know, given the nature of all this new shit, y'know, i-i-i-i-this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, y'know?
The Big Lebowski : What in God's holy name are you blathering about?"

aah...can't go wrong with The Big Lebowski..so many great lines. One of the funniest movies ever.

"It's not hiphop, it's electro...prick"
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"Can...I...get...any of you c*nts a drink?"
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"Kill the queen!"
What?
The MUSIC!"
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"Aaah! Oh for God's sake!" He's got an arm off!"

"I'm quite alright Barbara. I ran it under the tap." :E
-Shaun of the Dead" aah...you need to see this movie to fully understand them. Great movie.

 

[Mattigus]

So many good lines from Aliens.

"Game over, man! Game over!"

 

[NeptuneUK]

"how can i get outta this chicken sh*t outfit?"

 

[vitale]

No ticket.

YES!
Boondock Saints-
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

 

[Beast206]

"Mmmhmmm" - Billy Bob Thornton from Slingblade.

"Naw, man. I just don't dig on swine is all."
"Why not? Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste gooood" - Pulp

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hmm...I don't have a favourite, but the most recent one from a fantastic film!

"Boris the blade. Not, Boris the bullet dodger?"
"Why do they call him he bullet doger?"
"Because...he dodges...bullet avi"

 

[eLGee]

- Well, these are all your problems, not mine.
- If I put my foot up yo' ass, would that be your problem?

Dawn of the dead, 2004

 

[Beast206]

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and ... kill them." - Joker from FullMetal Jacket

 

[falconwind]

read my sig

 

[el Chi]

at the end of matrix reloaded, the architect:

"teh anomnolly!!11, ergo, visa vi, neo- the one, concordently- shoping is fun!"

The architect is one of the worst characters ever. And, coming from the last two Matrix films, that's almost an achievement.
Plus he looks like Colonel Sanders.

"Don't touch him up, hit 'im!" - Lock Stock (forget which character)

Dax, I love you so many times over for quoting not only The Big Lembowski, but also Shaun of the Dead! An officer and a gentleman.

 

[Icarus]

JULES: What country you from!

BRETT: What?

JULES: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

BRETT: What?

JULES: English-motherf**ker-can-you-speak-it?

BRETT: Yes.

JULES: Then you understand what I'm sayin'?

BRETT: Yes.

JULES: Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

BRETT: What?

JULES: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherf**ker, say "What" one more god**mn time! Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

BRETT: Well he's ...he's...black --

JULES: -- go on!

BRETT: ...and he's...he's...tall --

JULES: -- does he look like a bitch?!

BRETT: What?

*Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder*

JULES: Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

BRETT: No.

JULES: Then why did you try to f**k 'im like a bitch?!

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JULES: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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I'm pretty sure you can all guess my favorite movie...

 

[Sparta]

Sol: What the hell is that?
Vincent: Its a shotgun Sol
Sol: Its a ****ING ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN VINCENT!!!

 

[lePobz]

"ohhhhhhhhhhhh shitttttttttttt" -Mr Data


Star Trek: Generations



Oh yeah, and anything/everything from Snatch

"propper f*cked?"

 

[AudioRage]

"pull the pin, throw the grenade."
"Pull the grenade, throw the pin."

 

[Rupertvdb]

we can't stop here, this is bat country!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[raoulduke]

To stay in Vegas, I'll add: "Tell them to take off their ****ing golfshoes!"

 

[-JeZ-]

Well, I'm surprised no-one's come up with:

"Impressive! Most Impressive!" Darth Vader, AKA Anakin Skywalker, The Empire Strikes Back.

and:

"We're on an express elevator to Hell, going down!" Hudson, Aliens.

also

"Shibby!" Dude, where's my car?

and finally from Red Dwarf:

Rimmer - "Great! How are we going to get out of this one?"
The Cat - "Use the laser cannons!"
Kryten - "A superlative plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have any laser cannons and two, we don't HAVE any laser cannons. Now I realise that technically this is just one drawback but it's such a huge one I thought it deserved to be mentioned twice!"

Class :thumbs:

 

[DEATH eVADER]

SNATCH

Turkish: Here's ten grand, I wan't you to buy me a caravan.
Tommy: What do I know about caravans?
Turkish: You spent your holiday in one.
Tommy: Well, whats wrong with the one we got?
Turkish: (Pullin the caravan door off its hinges) Oh nothing Tommy, its all tip-top....Just not sure about the colour

 

[Hapless]

Lancelot : We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad : I don't think I was.
Lancelot : Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad : Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot : No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad : Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot : No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad : Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot : No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad : I bet you're gay.
Lancelot : No, I'm not.

King Arthur : Old woman.
Dennis : Man.
King Arthur : Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis : I'm 37.
King Arthur : What?
Dennis : I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur : Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis : Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur : I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis : Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur : I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis : What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur : Well I am king.
Dennis : Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Woman : Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here...ohh, how do you do?
King Arthur : How d'you do, good lady ... I am Arthur, King of the Britons...can you tell me who lives in that castle?
Woman : King of the who?
King Arthur : The Britons
Woman : Who are the Britons?
King Arthur : We all are, we are all Britons, and I am your king.
Woman : Oh, I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collevtive.
Dennis : You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes ...
Woman : There you go, bringing class into it again.
Dennis : That's what it's all about ... If only -
King Arthur : Please, good people, I am in haste. What knight lives in
that castle?
Woman : No one lives there.
King Arthur : Then who is your lord?
Woman : We don't have a lord.
King Arthur : What?
Dennis : Look, I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week--
King Arthur : Yes
Dennis : ... But all the decision of that officer ...
King Arthur : Yes I see!
Dennis : ... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.
King Arthur : Be quiet!
Dennis : ... but a two-thirds majority ...
King Arthur : Be quiet....I order you to be quiet!
Woman : Order, eh...who does he think he is?
King Arthur : I am your king.
Woman : Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur : You don't vote for kings.
Woman : Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur : The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis : [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
King Arthur : Be quiet!
Dennis : Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis : Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.


Bow to the master...............

 

[Stone]

Nar, you guys are missing the best line ever in a film.....


SilentBob: No Ticket...

from Dogma

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Clever girl.

(Best last words ever!)

Get your ass to mars!

 

[Yuri]

I'll do my best.

Your best? Losers always complain about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.

-The Rock

Why don't I just take your head and smash it against the window, and we can get out that way?

Why, my head would squash like an eggplant!

-One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Mmm.. Juicyfruit.

-One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

You are one ugly mother-f*cker!

-Predator

I believe you have my stapler?

-Office Space

Welcome to Rivendell... Mr. Baggins

-The Fellowship of the Ring

All I can think of at the moment

 

[Dedatorv]

Hans: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
McClane: Yipee Kay Yae Mother****er

John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus.
Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: That guy back there, he called you Jesus.
Zeus: No, he didn't, he said "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't **** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus! You got a problem with that?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

You, you're ok. This one, real ****in' ugly.

Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.

Best quotes ever.