BEST way to die

Best way to die?

  • Drowning in liquid gold

    Votes: 4 7.1%
  • Snoo snoo

    Votes: 27 48.2%
  • Being licked to death by kittens

    Votes: 20 35.7%
  • Eating lots of yummy burgers

    Votes: 5 8.9%

  • Total voters
    56

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So, we tried worse, how about best?!

And yes, this IS a rip off of another thread, blow me.



I vote snoo snoo :D
 
Best way to die is sky diving while having sex without a parachute, while high on ectasy.
 
First, Die'n on bed. :naughty:
Second, Die in a gigantic explosion, like a citadel explosion, or a meteoric collision in reality.
Third, Die quietly on bed, while sleeping. So I can't even notice that I expired.
 
I need an English to English translation of 'Snoo Snoo' please.
 
Being shot/killed doing something stupendously heroic, so heroic in fact, that after you die a statue is erected on the spot you died and you become a sort of modern folk hero.

Also, being sexed to death would be OK.
 
Brazilian hookers suffocate you with their breasts.
 
smoke said:
Somebodys been watching too much football :O

No, I just love brazillian women.

Have never seen a televised footbal game in my LIFE.

Adriana Lima, Gisele, Ana Beatriz Baros, the list goes on.
 
I'd like to die old, knowing what I've acheived and being able to rest happilly.
 
Solaris said:
I'd like to die old, knowing what I've acheived and being able to rest happilly.

You're too mature for this forum.
 
Snorting cocaine from the nipple of my 7th wife, who is an underwear model, at the ripe old age of 80.
 
Warbie said:
Snorting cocaine from the nipple of my 7th wife, who is an underwear model, at the ripe old age of 80.

You sick bastard, WHY THE NIPPLE?

THINK OF THE KITTENS.
 
BLAZE
OF
GLORY!


Like, exploding or something. I mean that's how I've always wanted to go out. A bright, fiery explosion, one that causes significant collateral damage, and triggered by me. 'Course, I'm thinking of it in a war scenario-type thing, not like a "suicide bomber Muhammad jihad" style thing. Take out a bunch of enemies and stuff with me, yeaaaaaaah...that's how I'd love to go, man.

Barring that, quiet and peaceful on my deathbed surrounded by family.
 
Darkside55 said:
BLAZE
OF
GLORY!


Like, exploding or something. I mean that's how I've always wanted to go out. A bright, fiery explosion, one that causes significant collateral damage, and triggered by me. 'Course, I'm thinking of it in a war scenario-type thing, not like a "suicide bomber Muhammad jihad" style thing. Take out a bunch of enemies and stuff with me, yeaaaaaaah...that's how I'd love to go, man.
Thats exactly what a suicide bomber does :/
 
Solaris said:
Thats exactly what a suicide bomber does :/

No, in battlefield 1942 I used to drive a jeep at like 500 mph into a tank, taking out the tank and myself to save many other lives. (well actually the tank would have just camped the airfield and not really have done anything, but still)
 
People really like the idea of kittens licking them to death...
 
I can not vote in this thread because there is no best way to die. Dieing sucks! But I know the worst way to die would be laying on your back underwater on the bottom of a pool and seeing all of your family standing around the pool watching you drown to death. That would suck.
 
Darth Sidious said:
I can not vote in this thread because there is no best way to die. Dieing sucks! But I know the worst way to die would be laying on your back underwater on the bottom of a pool and seeing all of your family standing around the pool watching you drown to death. That would suck.

WRONG THREAD, BITCH.


Kidding :D
 
Darth Sidious said:
I can not vote in this thread because there is no best way to die. Dieing sucks! But I know the worst way to die would be laying on your back underwater on the bottom of a pool and seeing all of your family standing around the pool watching you drown to death. That would suck.
I dunno man, that sounds kinda serene...
 
Explosive death for me - instant, spectacular.

Either that or a pride-induced heart attack, standing upon a 10ft high mound of bodies of your recently defeated enemies.
 
My gf will die if she eats tomatos
Itd be kinda kewl to die by grilled cheese with ketchup
 
Satan told me that cutting my wrists are the best, I said adrenaline poisening.
 
In a 1989 volvo 740tic (matt black) having a head on collision with a 1986 ford granada 2.8 ghia whilst firing out the window at the car with a sub machine gun.
Whilst listening to 80's music on the tape player.

Damn, i've been watching mad max 2 too much again :)
 
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