BEST way to die

[tehsolace]

When its you and not me.

 

[Beerdude26]

Death by broken pelvis. Aww yeah.

 

[Smoke]

In a 1989 volvo 740tic (matt black) having a head on collision with a 1986 ford granada 2.8 ghia whilst firing out the window at the car with a sub machine gun.
Whilst listening to 80's music on the tape player.

Damn, i've been watching mad max 2 too much again

Hail mad max o/

 

[spookymooky]

Carbon Monoxide poisoning. No question.

 

[spookymooky]

Carbon Monoxide poisoning. No question.

Also, your options are rather horrifying if you think about it.

Liquid gold would burn and disfigure your body, face, and respiratory system. Some might consider that the worst way to die.

Considering that the last news article I heard about death by snoo snoo involved a man, a horse, and a ripped colon, I wouldn't be too keen on that.

Getting devoured by wild animals is also not a major goal of mine.

And finally, considered one of the most painful ways to die is to have your stomach torn. This releases hydrochloric acid into your body, and it digests itself over a long period of time.

 

[Dekstar]

Injecting Steroids directly into your brain, just because I want to see what'd happen

 

[lePobz]

Death by snoo snoo. Unbeatable.

 

[bryanf445]

Zombie Apocalypse. I really really want this to happen. Break into my local gunstore, grab some shot guns and defend myself till they get me.

 

[Anthraxxx]

I also put this in the Worst way to die thread. But this can also be the best way to die. After all, why not make your death memorable.... at least for some poor person who happens to see it...


Taken from Bash.org


<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

 

[bam23]

Snoo Snoo.

Gotta make every last second count!

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

Snoo Snoo--with Jessica Alba.

Nuff Said.:afro:

 

[Ennui]

Snoo Snoo--with Jessica Alba.

Nuff Said.:afro:

I'm dying at the thought. Mm.

Licked to death by kittens would be unbelievable though. That'd be the most random death, I'd be sitting there in a catatonic state of paralysis from the overwhelming cuteness of the situation, then I'd eventually die.

 

[sinkoman]

Injecting Steroids directly into your brain, just because I want to see what'd happen

It's ok Shortrecoil, he was only joking.

 

[Smoke]

Zombie Apocalypse. I really really want this to happen. Break into my local gunstore, grab some shot guns and defend myself till they get me.

I have had such conversations about that, concerning the type and number of zombies, and where me/my friends (if not zombified) would hide out.

God, why cant you all just turn into brain munchers?


Please?

 

[MTG_Maro]

Carbon Monoxide poisoning. No question.

Also, your options are rather horrifying if you think about it.

Liquid gold would burn and disfigure your body, face, and respiratory system. Some might consider that the worst way to die.

Considering that the last news article I heard about death by snoo snoo involved a man, a horse, and a ripped colon, I wouldn't be too keen on that.

Getting devoured by wild animals is also not a major goal of mine.

And finally, considered one of the most painful ways to die is to have your stomach torn. This releases hydrochloric acid into your body, and it digests itself over a long period of time.

Good point, never thought of it like that.

 

[Smoke]

Snoo snoo = death by broken pelvis, caused by sex.

it`s from futurama D:

 

[Crushenator 500]

Cocaine overdose, not that i have much experience in such matters, but i'm willing to bet you'de not feel too much when you've taken that last line, apart from happiness anyway

Hell, maybe even throw in some heroin and lsd etc for laughs, what's to lose

 

[Razor]

Death by snoo snoo after a 72 hour mad orgy session with 20women of my choosing.

 

[Sam]

Die winning a dance-off against MC Hammer.

It would also destroy the universe if that happened too.

 

[Smoke]

Die winning a dance-off against MC Hammer.

It would also destroy the universe if that happened too.

No, everything would simply cease to exist.. it cannot happen, IT CANNOT HAPPEN!

 

[Asuka]

Whats a Snoo Snoo..,,?

 

[Mr-Fusion]

It was a futurama episode where they're on this planet with giant women. Snoo snoo is sex. Snoo snoo with these giant women would result in death, they'd smash your pelvis into oblivion while riding it.