'Biblically Correct" Tour Guides For Jesus!!

[nurizeko]

I only hope that the kids aren't complete retards (after all grown humans have to teach themselves to not think rationally, not the other way round) and can spot the glaring truth of the scientific method and understanding, and can tell he difference between compellling evidence, and the moronic blabbing of one guy and the few head nods of their idiot parents.


I know its a slim chance, but just perhaps, that visit to that museum will sow the seed of their rebellion against their own parents glaringly obvious idiocy.



Unlikely.

But yeah, sad saad vid...

 

[Krynn72]

@Dan
@Krynn72

Guys, it appears you can not detect irony even when it is marked with a "smiley" emoticon. Guess you won't know irony even if you were beaten with it....

P.S.: We need a new, special way of highlighting ironical statements in forum posts, in order to make things easier for "alternatively gifted" children...

Yes, we need a way for those "gifted" children to more easily convey their sarcasm over the internet.


Oh snap.

 

[RjD]

Yes, we need a way for those "gifted" children to more easily convey their sarcasm over the internet.


Oh snap.

Not exactly so. Your post proves that the "alternatively gifted" have no problem conveying sarcasm. They seem to only have problems when attempting to understand irony (One is left to wonder, is understanding irony a more complex process compared to conveying sarcasm?)

 

[Krynn72]

Oh snap.

 

[Terminator]

They don't even know their own religion.

I quote in exact words:

"We believe jesus is our designer and our creator of everything that was ever made"

I can't say i have studied religious beliefs in detail but from the tripe i was taught as a kid i recollect that jesus whilst being 'devine' was the 'son of god born to the virgin mary' and neither god (the creator) or any type of creator himself.

 

[RjD]

Oh snap.

Oh yeah?

 

[Mr Stabby]

Jesus is God. God is his own son.

 

[RjD]

Jesus is God. God is his own son.

That makes sense...

 

[theotherguy]

you wouldnt be saying that had you found Jesus

Of course not, because that's how people who "find Jesus" replenish their numbers. If children did not attend churches or sunday school or youth groups, and if they weren't taught these things by their parents, Christianity would be totally dead in 50 years.

 

[Dan]

...after all grown humans have to teach themselves to not think rationally, not the other way round and can spot the glaring truth of the scientific method and understanding, and can tell he difference between compelling evidence, and the moronic blabbing of one guy...

I can only assume that you don't know many adults. The majority of t he world is unabashedly stupid and irrational:
http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/

 

[Polaris]

If kids don't have enough....more brainwashing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CgvgjfwyPs

 

[MJ12]

"how do you know?!" -the hypocrisy in that was ridiculous....

 

[Kyorisu]

It's like lies to children but instead of giving the easy answer to later give the more detailed correct answer , they just give the wrong answer. Fun.

 

[MJ12]

I have gone to a Catholic School for 13 years of my life. I wish had known what I know now when I was an ignorant child.

Granted they were not as insane as this.

There would have been so many oportunities to argue the teachers logically, even when their own teachings contradicted their own religious beliefs and teachings.

I recall once in 3rd grade our teacher asking us about what we think of teenagers who don't dress formally in church. Many of my classmates said it was wrong and disrespectful, even sinful in God's eyes.
The teacher happily agreed and told us we were right. I mentioned how "God" teaches us it is wrong to judge people based off of how we look. I was completely ignored.

I have had 13 theology teachers in all of my years in school, only 2 which were open minded. Of those two, only one that had any rational thought at all.

Anyways, this guy Dawkins is interviewing is such a cock-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXJRxsnwQww&feature=related

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

That guy was so hypocritical.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Ted Haggard is played by famous rubber-faced comic Jim Carrey.

"You'll be wrong on some things, right on some other things, but PUh-LEEEEEEeeese.....don't be arrogant."

Good lord, he is really very slimey! What a perfect hollywood villain.

 

[Krynn72]

Christianity would be totally dead in 50 years.

No, much sooner than that. Its been arranged.

 

[CptStern]

It's like lies to children but instead of giving the easy answer to later give the more detailed correct answer , they just give the wrong answer. Fun.

and even more insidious in my opinion was that they phrase it in such a way that's completely disrespectful of science ..bald guy wasnt just refuting scence he was mocking it ...it's the old "Science is black magic" nonsense all over again. That's what got to me the most, it wasnt that they were offering up a different opinion it was that they were so stupidly contemptuous of subjects that was they obviously knew nothing about; brow beating the students into beliieving idiotic fairy tales

 

[MJ12]

And when the bald dude was confronted with a question about fossils that clearly disproved his theory, his answer was "wellll... there are some things we can't explain yet" or some shit like that and then just moved from the question

 

[Polaris]

Anyways, this guy Dawkins is interviewing is such a cock-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXJRxsnwQww&feature=related

A "cocksucker" to be more precise...

From wikipedia:

In November 2006, prostitute and masseur Mike Jones alleged that Haggard had paid Jones to engage in sex with him for three years and had also purchased and used crystal methamphetamine. Jones said he had only recently learned of Haggard's true identity, and explained his reasons for coming forward by saying, "It made me angry that here?s someone preaching about gay marriage and going behind the scenes having gay sex."

 

[MJ12]

Haha, I watched the interview of him about that, he said "I bought it, but I threw it away!" and he said he didn't have sex with him, you could see by the way he was responding that he was so full of it. His wife was right next to him too lol.


I also like in the video when he goes "Your grandchildren might listen to a recording of you saying that and they might laugh at you" (in regards to the age of the world) and Dawkins just looks at him and says "You want to bet?!" made me lol.

 

[Krynn72]

I lol'd when Haggard said "Some people have a hard time believing the ear was formed randomly" and dawkins said "I beg your pardon? Did you say 'randomly'?"