Frank
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Okay...I love movies, I watch movies every day, I wanna work with movies, movies are my life...
First I would like to tell you all a little thing...some a little thing..........
I just got back from the cinema where I watched Big Fish a week and a half before it even opens in Denmark, so I consider myself a lucky bastard.
I actually hate eating candy and drinking soda during a movie, so therefore I didn't get anything even though my sister did. I hate sitting in the dark grabbing every little piece of candy just to find the one you adore and want to put in your mouth. It's ****ing annoying because you don't get to watch half the film if you do this, and what's even worse is when people around start opening the little M&M sacks just as the movie starts out. As soon as it says: "Colombia Pictures" or "20th Century Fox" or something then everybody grabs into their pockets to get their candy out and it's so ****ing annoying, and this happens not just sometimes...It's every ****ing time I go to the movies! Another thing that pisses me off is that when people haven't noticed that there's nothing left in their soda-pops and they keep on sucking and sucking and sucking and it goes like: "FFFFFFRRRRRRHHHHRHRRHHHZZZZBLBLBBLBLL". I feel like taking that damn straw out of their soda and shove it through his/her mouth and out his/her neck!! Another thing that annoys me is when people get slighty bored during a film they grab their mobilephones to see if any of their tree hugging friends have sent them a message. DON'T DO THAT...God ****ing damnit! It's annoying, it lightens up the whole theater and those who sit next to me do all the time! Even my sister! If the movie is so ****ing boring that you must (read: must!) check if your little piss-ant friends have sent you a message then leave the god damn cinema for Christ's sake! I've paid my 70dkr (nearly 14 $) so see this movie so I don't want anyone to disturb me while I watch this extremely beautiful and unique film! And don't speak out loud about how you think the movie is going to end! Not only is it annoying when people talk loud during a movie but it might ruin the picture for everyone, which it nearly did this time!
This is why I hate going to the movies! I used to love it, but after noticing how stupid people really are I've started to hate it! I used to love this...but I would much rather go the movies like 10AM in morning just to not sitting near anybody! I've once gone as far as to go to the movies all by myself! It was great, but anyways there were too many people in the theater and that pissed me off aswell...
The movie itself was one of the best movies I've seen these last couple of years! Tim Burton is a genius...enough said! And even though people say that his version of Planet of the Apes sucked, I still liked it! It was a great way to recreate the old one, including the end scene!
The story was great!! I love fairytales even though you couldn't exactly call it a fairy tale! I hate having to reviewing movies because I find it hard to spoil anything so therefore I'll descripe it as good as I can:
It's a about a young man called Will, who's father has sick - he's got cancer. All his life his father, Edward, has been telling weird and twisted story about his past, about how he got married to his lovely wife who's name I've already forgotten, how he was born and how he captured the biggest fish in his hometown!
Sounds interesting? NO! But the father is one hell of a storyteller and the way he tells his son all these ****ed up adventures he's been on are amazing! I can only recommend this movie to everyone who like Tim Burton's universe just a bit less evil and more jolly!
DO NOT POST ANY SPOILERS!!!!! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO MISS OUT ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER!! If you do then I swear to God I'll hunt you down and murder you
First I would like to tell you all a little thing...some a little thing..........
I just got back from the cinema where I watched Big Fish a week and a half before it even opens in Denmark, so I consider myself a lucky bastard.
I actually hate eating candy and drinking soda during a movie, so therefore I didn't get anything even though my sister did. I hate sitting in the dark grabbing every little piece of candy just to find the one you adore and want to put in your mouth. It's ****ing annoying because you don't get to watch half the film if you do this, and what's even worse is when people around start opening the little M&M sacks just as the movie starts out. As soon as it says: "Colombia Pictures" or "20th Century Fox" or something then everybody grabs into their pockets to get their candy out and it's so ****ing annoying, and this happens not just sometimes...It's every ****ing time I go to the movies! Another thing that pisses me off is that when people haven't noticed that there's nothing left in their soda-pops and they keep on sucking and sucking and sucking and it goes like: "FFFFFFRRRRRRHHHHRHRRHHHZZZZBLBLBBLBLL". I feel like taking that damn straw out of their soda and shove it through his/her mouth and out his/her neck!! Another thing that annoys me is when people get slighty bored during a film they grab their mobilephones to see if any of their tree hugging friends have sent them a message. DON'T DO THAT...God ****ing damnit! It's annoying, it lightens up the whole theater and those who sit next to me do all the time! Even my sister! If the movie is so ****ing boring that you must (read: must!) check if your little piss-ant friends have sent you a message then leave the god damn cinema for Christ's sake! I've paid my 70dkr (nearly 14 $) so see this movie so I don't want anyone to disturb me while I watch this extremely beautiful and unique film! And don't speak out loud about how you think the movie is going to end! Not only is it annoying when people talk loud during a movie but it might ruin the picture for everyone, which it nearly did this time!
This is why I hate going to the movies! I used to love it, but after noticing how stupid people really are I've started to hate it! I used to love this...but I would much rather go the movies like 10AM in morning just to not sitting near anybody! I've once gone as far as to go to the movies all by myself! It was great, but anyways there were too many people in the theater and that pissed me off aswell...
The movie itself was one of the best movies I've seen these last couple of years! Tim Burton is a genius...enough said! And even though people say that his version of Planet of the Apes sucked, I still liked it! It was a great way to recreate the old one, including the end scene!
The story was great!! I love fairytales even though you couldn't exactly call it a fairy tale! I hate having to reviewing movies because I find it hard to spoil anything so therefore I'll descripe it as good as I can:
It's a about a young man called Will, who's father has sick - he's got cancer. All his life his father, Edward, has been telling weird and twisted story about his past, about how he got married to his lovely wife who's name I've already forgotten, how he was born and how he captured the biggest fish in his hometown!
Sounds interesting? NO! But the father is one hell of a storyteller and the way he tells his son all these ****ed up adventures he's been on are amazing! I can only recommend this movie to everyone who like Tim Burton's universe just a bit less evil and more jolly!
DO NOT POST ANY SPOILERS!!!!! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO MISS OUT ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER!! If you do then I swear to God I'll hunt you down and murder you
