BIG Problem

[Frank]

Kill Them All, I Say!!

 

[Stormy]

tell one your gay.... girls love gays

 

[CrazyHarij]

Ah, yes.


DIE ! DIE ! DIE ! BIATCH0rRZ SPamZ0RZ R teh R0xx0rs

 

[brink's]

just try to get it on wit both of them
if it works you will thank me

 

[Letters]

DIE ! DIE ! DIE ! BIATCH0rRZ SPamZ0RZ R teh R0xx0rs

What's with all the subliminal messages as of late? :E

 

[Dr. Freeman]

i have an idea..

have u heard of the tune "Are you gonna be my girl" by Jet?

just sing to both girls individually.. girls dig musicians :E

and then ur all set eh? :naughty:

 

[JonTheCanuck]

hmmm this sounds indeed like a very complicated math problem.

"There are two girls, girl A and girl B. Both girls like you(Boy). However, one girl (girl A) is more valued to you. How can you acknowledge girl A and engage in valentinic activities while slowly letting down the girl of lower appeal (girl B) so everyone comes out of the ordeal non-hurt?

Here's the solution: Girl A + Boy = Positive Happiness
Girl B + Boy = Negative Happiness

therefore factor out the two equations and you're left with: (Girl A)/(Girl B) =positive/negative
=(Girl A)/(Girl B) =negative

so basically what i'm saying is *dont divide the girls together or u'll get a negative value*

.....or wait... k what?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Jon, u just confused poor ray_MAN

ray i did u a favour.. here memorize these lyrics and practice singing k?

Jet - Are you gonna be my girl
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Go!!

So 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
when you look like that, do ya honey.

Big black boots,
long brown hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.

Well I could see,
you home with me,
that you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?

Well, so 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
with a face like that, do ya.

Big black boots,
long brown hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.

Well I could see,
you home with me,
that you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?

Oh yea. Oh yea. C'mon!
I could see,
you home with me,
that you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
Uh, be my girl.
Be my girl.
Are you gonna be my girl?! Yea

if u get discouraged while practicing, just remember, chix dig musicians/singers

just remember to substitute the "big black boots, long brown hair" part witn appropriate colors k? :naughty:

 

[Shuzer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE lol

 

[Dr. Freeman]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE lol

heYY!! at least i tried helping!! :angel: lol

 

[qckbeam]

my advice: ah, your only 13, don't stress yourself over such things...enjoy life, it's to short to spend worrying over something like Valentines and that kind of stuff

 

[Varg|Hund]

/me loves Valentines day.
Anyways, my advice is that you just go ahead and tell this B-person what you feel (or rather, what you don't feel about her), and then go and enjoy valentines day with Ms A.
Oh, and be carful and use protection. We don't want any ray_MAN Junior running around posting on the forums, do we now?

 

[Frank]

Valentines day is bull!
Some guy: Let's make up another holiday-thingie so we can earn some extra cash on stupid heartshaped chocolates...

 

[Fat Tony!]

^Exactly, all holidays are corperate scams

 

[Frank]

^Exactly, all holidays are corperate scams

It's just like in that episode of The Simpsons where they come up with "Love Day"

 

[Fat Tony!]

"Mothers day", "Fathers day", " Easter", "Christmas", "Bonfire night"..... some of them were good until they were tainted
/me stops ranting

 

[Frank]

"Mothers day", "Fathers day", " Easter", "Christmas", "Bonfire night"..... some of them were good until they were tainted

What's sick is that people actually celebrate these holidays.
Easter bunny: "I AM THE LAW!!!!" *pulls out a gun"

 

[Fat Tony!]

ermm oookkk.....

 

[Maskirovka]

You think you've got it bad............ I had to go to Victorias Secret with my gf to pic out lingerie for her.

that's a bad thing?

 

[JonTheCanuck]

that's a bad thing?

i think he was being sarcastic