Biggest laugh I've had in a while (WARNING: Somewhat Explicit Content [It's Text])

[AmishSlayer]

Ok...I'm not sure if this is gonna fly with the mods because there are supposed to be no links to explicit content and such...but I'd thought I'd give this a shot because it's just text and it's hilarious.

The following link is a site with a collection of cyber sex chat logs. Almost all of them are absolutely hilarious. <-- Laugh face for extra emphasis on "hilarious"

http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

Sorry mods if this is no good...just close it if it's not cool.

 

[x84D80Yx]

when i got to the line
"bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman."

i stopped reading. too explicit for me

 

[qckbeam]

Some of that is pretty funny stuff.
They've been posted up on the boards before, so I don't see any harm in having them here again.

 

[Glo-Boy]

The 5th one down or so (the long one) was originally in Playboy.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

thats really old and overused, but yeah its ****ing halarious

 

[Javert]

I don't care, so so funny!!!!!111 LOL ROFL LMFAO!!~!

 

[Bio]

LOL thats Fuc*ing hilarious

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Man they are too funny, every tiem i read them i laugh so much. Although i think the proximity to cyber has an effect on me. When im laughing i laugh in such a geeky way. Its horrible...Its kind of short sharp laughs rather than the usaually flowing "hearty" laugh.

 

[KagePrototype]

Haaaarrrrrrr!!!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Thanks Kage...now i have to go change my pants :naughty:

 

[KagePrototype]

Shut up, you're caught!!

 

[PvtRyan]

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

This one with the pirate and the HARRR stays the best log ever

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

 

[h00dlum]

kinda old but still funny as ****..

 

[Shadowlands5325]

kinda old but still funny as ****..

Oh so very true....

 

[Sui]

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

LOL my mate printed these off like a year ago and brought them to school, some of them are ****ing funny tho

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

that's a big "LOL" from here

 

[JonTheCanuck]

hahahaha that pirate one was hilarious. Just the quote shown earlier about eating the farm fresh guy. That had me laughing pretty good. Nice post.