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My roommate. He's unexplainable, but he is the biggest loser ever. He stays inside all day. If he didn't have to go to class i swear he would never leave the room. He microwaves all his meals, and eats them in his bed. Weekends he will stay inside all day, he doesn't go out with anybody. Do you have any idea how horrible it is to be tired and want to go to your room and lay down and just relax, but you can't because you have this thing who never leaves the room and is always making noise.
He has no friends, and the only time he talks to anyone is through the rare conversation on the phone. He is extremely annoying, he's very loud and very stereotypical black. On the phone, 1:30am i hear him SQUEAL 'OH MY GOD! OH MY-OH MY GOD! SHE SO DUMB! SHE SO DUMB! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SO DUMB! OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? SHE THAT DUMB! OH MY GOD!'
You probably think i'm joking. But i kid you not, i wish i could record him because it is like some sort of banshee. He also watches TV, but not good TV, every bad tv show you could imagine. He watches the judge judy power hour. That block of TV that runs from like 2pm to 5pm. Then he watches Charmed, and then at night he watches anime on cartoon network. He also watches all of those reality TV shows. And he finds them funny, he honestly laughs at them.
He records judge judy and charmed, and will watch the same judge judy episode multiple times, and laugh at it each and every time in between his 'she so dumb' and 'oh my god' remarks.
He also enjoys singing. So much so that if i play any song he knows, he sings the song louder than my speakers are playing it, if i turn up the volume then he sings louder. If i tell him to sing less loudly he responds with a deep exhale and "why?" as if i asked him to kill his first born. He enjoys the chorus so much in some songs, he will sing the chorus over and over until the song sings the chorus again. Then when the song ends and i move onto a new song, he will continue to sing the chorus to the old song.
He can not read or write quietly. He reads everything he sees aloud as if i care, he talks to himself, presumably because he has no friends who listen to him. I don't listen to him and i don't respond to him other than telling him to shut up because i'm trying to concentrate.
I actually ruined his music collection because he would play it while i had my music playing, and he would sing to it, and clap his hands to it, and dance to it. He would play the same song three times in a row, and if i asked him to turn that off he would just tell me how much he loved this song and to let him finish it. So when he went to class I removed his CD from it's tray and rubbed it across our tiled and dirty floor. Then i went into each of his 16 songs and opened them in notepad and deleted all the data and replaced it with random hits on his keyboard. You can only take, 'Girl, shake that laffy taffy' so many times or "i gotta stay Flyyyyyyyy til i dii i i i i i ie."
Tomorrow, i will remove the box on the wall the cable for our TV runs into and cut the cable and then re-screw the box onto the TV. I've never had cable TV, i barely watch TV and i will not miss TV.
You'd think i could just ask him to be quiet or to turn that light off or to turn that music down or to stop singing, but you can't. I ask him to be quiet, and he gets quiet for about 3 minutes before he returns to his normal (loud) volume. If i ask him to turn the light off he says he can't see in the dark and tells me his entire family’s history of bad vision.
Sometimes i ask him to open the door for light and he tells me that he is uncomfortable leaving the door open. If i ask him to turn the TV down he will, a little bit, but when he thinks i am asleep he turns it back up. Of course i am a very light sleeper and can't sleep when there is a logical noise happening. By logical i mean a noise that i can comprehend like talking or singing, if it's a fan whirring or wind blowing that is fine.
If i ask him to stop singing, then he just starts to hum and clap his hands. He's just the biggest loser i have ever met and everything about him pisses me off. From the first day i met him we had an argument about whether or not 'water' was an element. He finally said, 'ok whatever, let's just agree to disagree.'
When he goes to bed, i have no TV or music playing. When he has the TV on i have my music off (if he had the TV on first). If he had his music on first (when he still had music) i would not turn mine on. If he's taking a nap, i leave the light off and the tv off and my music off. So because he refuses to pay me the same courtesy he will lose his cable TV.
I hate the shows he watches, the music he listens to, i hate the people he associates with and the parents who raised him. I hate the clothes he wears, and the way he talks, i hate the cell phone plane he uses, and the car he drives. I hate the classes he takes and the stores where he shops but most of all i hate him.
...yea i'm an asshole, but soon i'll be an asshole with a new roommate. Do YOU have any horrible roommate stories?
He has no friends, and the only time he talks to anyone is through the rare conversation on the phone. He is extremely annoying, he's very loud and very stereotypical black. On the phone, 1:30am i hear him SQUEAL 'OH MY GOD! OH MY-OH MY GOD! SHE SO DUMB! SHE SO DUMB! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SO DUMB! OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? SHE THAT DUMB! OH MY GOD!'
You probably think i'm joking. But i kid you not, i wish i could record him because it is like some sort of banshee. He also watches TV, but not good TV, every bad tv show you could imagine. He watches the judge judy power hour. That block of TV that runs from like 2pm to 5pm. Then he watches Charmed, and then at night he watches anime on cartoon network. He also watches all of those reality TV shows. And he finds them funny, he honestly laughs at them.
He records judge judy and charmed, and will watch the same judge judy episode multiple times, and laugh at it each and every time in between his 'she so dumb' and 'oh my god' remarks.
He also enjoys singing. So much so that if i play any song he knows, he sings the song louder than my speakers are playing it, if i turn up the volume then he sings louder. If i tell him to sing less loudly he responds with a deep exhale and "why?" as if i asked him to kill his first born. He enjoys the chorus so much in some songs, he will sing the chorus over and over until the song sings the chorus again. Then when the song ends and i move onto a new song, he will continue to sing the chorus to the old song.
He can not read or write quietly. He reads everything he sees aloud as if i care, he talks to himself, presumably because he has no friends who listen to him. I don't listen to him and i don't respond to him other than telling him to shut up because i'm trying to concentrate.
I actually ruined his music collection because he would play it while i had my music playing, and he would sing to it, and clap his hands to it, and dance to it. He would play the same song three times in a row, and if i asked him to turn that off he would just tell me how much he loved this song and to let him finish it. So when he went to class I removed his CD from it's tray and rubbed it across our tiled and dirty floor. Then i went into each of his 16 songs and opened them in notepad and deleted all the data and replaced it with random hits on his keyboard. You can only take, 'Girl, shake that laffy taffy' so many times or "i gotta stay Flyyyyyyyy til i dii i i i i i ie."
Tomorrow, i will remove the box on the wall the cable for our TV runs into and cut the cable and then re-screw the box onto the TV. I've never had cable TV, i barely watch TV and i will not miss TV.
You'd think i could just ask him to be quiet or to turn that light off or to turn that music down or to stop singing, but you can't. I ask him to be quiet, and he gets quiet for about 3 minutes before he returns to his normal (loud) volume. If i ask him to turn the light off he says he can't see in the dark and tells me his entire family’s history of bad vision.
Sometimes i ask him to open the door for light and he tells me that he is uncomfortable leaving the door open. If i ask him to turn the TV down he will, a little bit, but when he thinks i am asleep he turns it back up. Of course i am a very light sleeper and can't sleep when there is a logical noise happening. By logical i mean a noise that i can comprehend like talking or singing, if it's a fan whirring or wind blowing that is fine.
If i ask him to stop singing, then he just starts to hum and clap his hands. He's just the biggest loser i have ever met and everything about him pisses me off. From the first day i met him we had an argument about whether or not 'water' was an element. He finally said, 'ok whatever, let's just agree to disagree.'
When he goes to bed, i have no TV or music playing. When he has the TV on i have my music off (if he had the TV on first). If he had his music on first (when he still had music) i would not turn mine on. If he's taking a nap, i leave the light off and the tv off and my music off. So because he refuses to pay me the same courtesy he will lose his cable TV.
I hate the shows he watches, the music he listens to, i hate the people he associates with and the parents who raised him. I hate the clothes he wears, and the way he talks, i hate the cell phone plane he uses, and the car he drives. I hate the classes he takes and the stores where he shops but most of all i hate him.
...yea i'm an asshole, but soon i'll be an asshole with a new roommate. Do YOU have any horrible roommate stories?
