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OMG the biozeminades!!


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That is quite a blurry picture... I'm going to sell it as Bigfoot evidence.
 
its real i tell you! We have to warn someone before its too late!
 
lol, biozeminades.... damn, this is a reference to something that I can just barely remember. Someone feel like refreshing my memory - for some reason I keep thinking this has something to do with Metroid Prime, but I know IGN is somehow related... Anyway, I'm half drunk right now, and stupid

Edit: wasn't ther some kind of "review" fopr half life 2 that smade that shit up?
 
This one time, a Biozeminades made himself look really good, and then violated me with his spray nozzle.
 
I think that's a new enemy in halflife 2 we havn't seen yet

power sprayer of death is his name and killing weeds is his game
 
It looks like a retired Combine Soldier watering his plants.Ah, the good life.
 
Guys I think we have a problem, I did some Thermal/IR/Radiation/Gamma scans on this photo and something wierd turned up..

I think this very well could be some type of invisible or air Biozeminade.. It was just using the other fake one as a distraction to get away.

Be careful :sleep:

Biozeminade sighting
 
dis said:
Edit: wasn't ther some kind of "review" fopr half life 2 that smade that shit up?

It first appeared in a user comment on Amazon.com I believe.
 
Ahhh Refreshing Biozeminade!

NO NO NO! You guys are all wrong. Biozeminade is the the combines favourite refreshment!
 

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i remember a while back someone posted that pic, and we got someone to photoshop the combine so it looks like hes cleaning city 17
 
Here is another one I made a while ago, was going to start a caption thread on it, but was too lazy lol
 

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CB | Para said:
It first appeared in a user comment on Amazon.com I believe.

Refer to the link in my signature! ARGH! lol
 
i thought we had seen the last of the biozeminades... i was horribly wrong. what are we going to do?!
 
Laff... actually watch HL turn out to be like Star Wars and people will start selling combine uniforms... that would be great.
 
Some_God said:
Laff... actually watch HL turn out to be like Star Wars and people will start selling combine uniforms... that would be great.

Oh, that clinches it - I'm going to be a combine soldier for Halloween this year!
 
Oh god they're everywhere!!!
 

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Shuzer said:
Refer to the link in my signature! ARGH! lol

I don't know what is worse, the fact that it's a pile of bullshit or that 3 people found it useful :/
 
FoB_Ed said:
Oh god they're everywhere!!!


Hhahaha this reminds me of the Star Wars kid and how they remixed him 120912301239 times. Good times.
 
what exactly is/are Biozeminades? it sounds like lemonade with bio in frount
 
no one knows, some crackhead wrote a "review" for half life 2 probably almost a year ago on Amazon.com and, well, they're just a crackhead. Someone on the previous page in this thread has a link to the review in their sig. You just have to read it. It's so funny because it makes no sense at all.
 
i thought the combine were going to be badass. look, hes getting owned by a couple of noobs with squirt guns.
 

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i thought the combine were going to be badass. look, hes getting owned by a couple of noobs with squirt guns

hhahahaa, what's that coming out of the combine's pressure washer? Looks like a snot rocket
 
Alright, I do remember someone sneaking into my yard one day and taking a picture while I was watering the headcrab bush. I tried to chase them but they were too fast. Damn! :sniper:
 
The Biozeminades are very real folks. Some say they appear in the alternative ending of HL2.
 
brisck1 said:
Here is another one I made a while ago, was going to start a caption thread on it, but was too lazy lol
I hope he tw*ts her good and proper with his stun-stick.
 
Goethe said:
The Biozeminades are very real folks. Some say they appear in the alternative ending of HL2.

Lol, you're really believing it aren't you? :p :) :D :cheese: :E
 
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