MiccyNarc
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Okay, some stuff about the bird flu from a doctor-friend of my sister's:
1. If you catch the bird flu, you have a 50/50 chance of surviving.
2. Obsessive hand washing WON'T help. You're more likely to catch it through the air.
3. As someone previously mentioned, it can be transmitted from human to human if combined with a different strain of the flu.
This can happen in pigs:
- The pig catches a random flu virus
- The pig catches bird flu
- Viruses combine
- Farmer John catches this new mutated form from Mr. Porker
- Farmer John doesn't stay inside the barn and ends up killing millions.
And just so you all can sleep well tonight, there are pigs in China with both.
4. To the person that said their immune system would pwn it, you're too right.
It would pwn it, and you. People die from the flu by an excess of chemicals from the white blood cells, which cause the lining of the lungs to swell up and suffocate the person. Similar to what happens to me if I eat a peanut -_-
Anyway. Poor donny![Frown :( :(](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
1. If you catch the bird flu, you have a 50/50 chance of surviving.
2. Obsessive hand washing WON'T help. You're more likely to catch it through the air.
3. As someone previously mentioned, it can be transmitted from human to human if combined with a different strain of the flu.
This can happen in pigs:
- The pig catches a random flu virus
- The pig catches bird flu
- Viruses combine
- Farmer John catches this new mutated form from Mr. Porker
- Farmer John doesn't stay inside the barn and ends up killing millions.
And just so you all can sleep well tonight, there are pigs in China with both.
4. To the person that said their immune system would pwn it, you're too right.
It would pwn it, and you. People die from the flu by an excess of chemicals from the white blood cells, which cause the lining of the lungs to swell up and suffocate the person. Similar to what happens to me if I eat a peanut -_-
Anyway. Poor donny