Bit of L4D news.

[hool10]

Destructoid Game of the Year 2008 picked L4D as their winner: http://www.destructoid.com/the-winner-of-destructoid-game-of-the-year-2008-114940.phtml

Also Zoey was based on a real person and this girl is smoking hot: http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Hellforge/Left-4-Dead-Zoey-in-Real-Life

It's a bit NSFW.

Finally somebody made some L4D action figures:

http://www.sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19863&page=180

 

[Sledgehammer]

This could also qualify as news.

Link

 

[Jintor]

I lol'd.

They should trade in the Xbox copy for a vastly superior PC copy. Except... they'd need two of them.

And the PC copy would crash constantly. : |

 

[Fiberawptic]

*Bitch mode enabled*

That girl looks hardly like Zoe. I don't know what people are high-on. How the FUGK does that qualify as news. As you can tell, Zoe is fairer-complected, has blue eyes, lighter hair, shorter face, bigger cheeks, pointier nose. NO, im not being a picky whore, i just think its the most stupid comparison since people said Hugh Laurie should be Gordon Freeman in a Half life movie. Considering hes in fourties and Gordons in his twenties, doesn't ever have a guotee, different everything...

*Rant mode disabled*

 

[Jintor]

New Theory: Zoey = Chell.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Gman put Chell in L4D!!!

 

[Jintor]

Zombie plague is result of a Resonance Cascade.

But not the Combine one.

 

[Barnz]

Edit: I seem to remember something about Zoey being modelled after Alesia Gildwell, the same girl after whom Chell was modelled. Am I just pulling this out of my ass? Or maybe it was the case for the original model, before they redid them.

Correct, that was before Valve redesigned the models.

 

[blackout]

this sonja girl looks slightly like a female version of jesus from the film jesus of nazareth (exept hot)

 

[Born]

Nobody can deny that she is fine as hell.

 

[Sheepo]

Edit: I seem to remember something about Zoey being modelled after Alesia Gildwell, the same girl after whom Chell was modelled. Am I just pulling this out of my ass?

I remember hearing the same thing.

 

[McGooTheWise]

*Bitch mode enabled*

That girl looks hardly like Zoe. I don't know what people are high-on. How the FUGK does that qualify as news. As you can tell, Zoe is fairer-complected, has blue eyes, lighter hair, shorter face, bigger cheeks, pointier nose. NO, im not being a picky whore, i just think its the most stupid comparison since people said Hugh Laurie should be Gordon Freeman in a Half life movie. Considering hes in fourties and Gordons in his twenties, doesn't ever have a guotee, different everything...

*Rant mode disabled*

...Nothing you just said means anything about anything... Just to let you know. I won't rant it out to you, because Toaster already did the honors, however, if you want to be taken seriously you should at least spell her name right. It's Zoey, not Zoe.

Just because Hugh Laurie is in his 40's doesn't mean he can't play Gordon as long as he looks like him... Nobody said he was officially going to anyway, or that a movie was even going to be made. And, you know, facial hair can grow.

Anywho, the last pics in the blog link leave more to be desired from Zoey... next time I play I'm going to be thinking about that... :naughty:

 

[Mutley]

Zoey looks less computer generated than the real person.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I heard that in the fourth season of Lost, Zoey dies after interfering with the operational end of the portal gun.

 

[McGooTheWise]

That was Alyx. Zoey died on House from a staff infection.

 

[Fiberawptic]

...Nothing you just said means anything about anything... Just to let you know. I won't rant it out to you, because Toaster already did the honors, however, if you want to be taken seriously you should at least spell her name right. It's Zoey, not Zoe.

Just because Hugh Laurie is in his 40's doesn't mean he can't play Gordon as long as he looks like him... Nobody said he was officially going to anyway, or that a movie was even going to be made. And, you know, facial hair can grow.

Anywho, the last pics in the blog link leave more to be desired from Zoey... next time I play I'm going to be thinking about that... :naughty:

Oh wow, comment on my spelling of Zoey as a point to tell me i was wrong. Thats easily the most common argument used on the internet and also the weakest. "You dunno how to spell dis word, you r teh n00b!". I'm hoping most people aren't as close-minded as you are, where you apparently won't take something seriously if something isn't spelled right, especially a name, and a especially a way that's still legit.

Hugh Laurie doesn't look like Gordon. To you, a Gordon Freeman is probably any white male with a goatee and glasses. I wouldn't be suprised if you settled for this

Anyway, the old model of Zoey was based off Chell, not the new one. I'd like to see a better source if Valve truly based Zoey of this chick, not just some guy writing a blog.

 

[Sheepo]

Oh wow, comment on my spelling of Zoey as a point to tell me i was wrong. Thats easily the most common argument used on the internet and also the weakest. "You dunno how to spell dis word, you r teh n00b!". I'm hoping most people aren't as close-minded as you are, where you apparently won't take something seriously if something isn't spelled right, especially a name, and a especially a way that's still legit.

Hugh Laurie doesn't look like Gordon. To you, a Gordon Freeman is probably any white male with a goatee and glasses. I wouldn't be suprised if you settled for this

Anyway, the old model of Zoey was based off Chell, not the new one. I'd like to see a better source if Valve truly based Zoey of this chick, not just some guy writing a blog.

And how do you feel when people avoid all valid points from others and argue with one person who's being kinda silly to distract from your foolishness?

 

[Fiberawptic]

And how do you feel when people avoid all valid points from others and argue with one person who's being kinda silly to distract from your foolishness?

Ugh, please proof read what you type. That sentence is in a tangle.

 

[Jintor]

Oh wow, comment on my spelling of Zoey as a point to tell me i was wrong. Thats easily the most common argument used on the internet and also the weakest. "You dunno how to spell dis word, you r teh n00b!". I'm hoping most people aren't as close-minded as you are, where you apparently won't take something seriously if something isn't spelled right, especially a name, and a especially a way that's still legit.

Hugh Laurie doesn't look like Gordon. To you, a Gordon Freeman is probably any white male with a goatee and glasses. I wouldn't be suprised if you settled for this
.

I'm not really posting this for any real reason, except it looked hilarious.

By the way, you're being an ass, and you should stop it.

 

[Fiberawptic]

I'm not really posting this for any real reason, except it looked hilarious.

By the way, you're being an ass, and you should stop it.

Yes, because i'm the one commenting on peoples spelling here... :angel:

 

[Reflex]

I'm not really posting this for any real reason, except it looked hilarious.

By the way, you're being an ass, and you should stop it.

This is not new. It's been posted in various threads like a 1000 times.

 

[nurizeko]

This is not new. It's been posted in various threads like a 1000 times.

Its also still a shit likeness of Gordon Freeman.

 

[ríomhaire]

Obviously only Edward Norton can play Gordon.

 

[Sheepo]

Yes, because i'm the one commenting on peoples spelling here... :angel:

And that's definitely the only way to be an ass. Commenting on punctuation, however, is completely valid and makes you look smart by ignoring the point of the post.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Everyone's so damn irritable lately.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Oh wow, comment on my spelling of Zoey as a point to tell me i was wrong. Thats easily the most common argument used on the internet and also the weakest. "You dunno how to spell dis word, you r teh n00b!". I'm hoping most people aren't as close-minded as you are, where you apparently won't take something seriously if something isn't spelled right, especially a name, and a especially a way that's still legit.

Hugh Laurie doesn't look like Gordon. To you, a Gordon Freeman is probably any white male with a goatee and glasses. I wouldn't be suprised if you settled for this

Anyway, the old model of Zoey was based off Chell, not the new one. I'd like to see a better source if Valve truly based Zoey of this chick, not just some guy writing a blog.

You are so very silly it makes me giggle like a little school girl.

I did not use your spelling to make a point to you, I merely said that if you want to be taken seriously in this thread about a game that tells you how to spell Zoey every turn you take, and a blog you apparently read that says "Zoey" every other sentence, about 3 times, you should know how to spell Zoey. As such, if you do not know how to spell "Zoey" I would assume you didn't play the game, or read the blog, therefor I wouldn't consider anything you have to say as factual. It even said "Zoey" in the first post, for Christ's sake.

The fact that you thought it was an insult isn't even the funny part, it's that you took such great offense to a few sentences that were moderately friendly. It's not like I was going "OMG FUK U! UR A DUMASS CUZ U CAN'T SPELL AND I HTAE U!" I just said that if you wanted to be taken seriously... You ran in circles with it anyway, that's why you didn't really say anything.

Besides that, why shouldn't we settle for any white male with a goatee and glasses? As long as he can act the part well, I don't care... Does he have to look exactly like the concept? Because if he does you're going to be waiting a long ****ing time for that movie to come out.

Yet, since you are so all knowing, and know what I'm going to do before I do it, go ahead and tell me how wrong I am, oh great one. Why have I wronged thee so? I shall burn in hell forever for correcting one so important. D: (This is funny because I didn't ever think that you were a noob, just misunderstanding, and a human being. So, the joke here is that you are holier than me, and not human, but something greater. Haha.)

So, long story short, if you don't want to read it, I simply went into greater detail than my previous post.

 

[nurizeko]

Everyone's so damn irritable lately.

Its because its the Christmas season and we've all realized how few people like us lonely nerds.





Nah, I dunno why either, maybe we are all having our man-periods at the same time.

 

[McGooTheWise]

It's the cold weather.

 

[Mutley]

I'm not really posting this for any real reason, except it looked hilarious.

By the way, you're being an ass, and you should stop it.

Trumped:

 

[Ennui]

Old hat.

You guys are a bunch of whiny bitches. I spent like 5 minutes reading this thread trying to figure out what exactly you're all so annoyed at each other over, but the only conclusion I could come to is that all of you are PMSing.

Dear god, the actress Zoey's based on is hawt. I'm absolutely seeing that movie for the titties.

 

[Sheepo]

lol Mutley, I found that guy in the corners face hilarious for some reason

 

[Fiberawptic]

You are so very silly it makes me giggle like a little school girl.

I did not use your spelling to make a point to you, I merely said that if you want to be taken seriously in this thread about a game that tells you how to spell Zoey every turn you take, and a blog you apparently read that says "Zoey" every other sentence, about 3 times, you should know how to spell Zoey. As such, if you do not know how to spell "Zoey" I would assume you didn't play the game, or read the blog, therefor I wouldn't consider anything you have to say as factual. It even said "Zoey" in the first post, for Christ's sake.

The fact that you thought it was an insult isn't even the funny part, it's that you took such great offense to a few sentences that were moderately friendly. It's not like I was going "OMG FUK U! UR A DUMASS CUZ U CAN'T SPELL AND I HTAE U!" I just said that if you wanted to be taken seriously... You ran in circles with it anyway, that's why you didn't really say anything.

Besides that, why shouldn't we settle for any white male with a goatee and glasses? As long as he can act the part well, I don't care... Does he have to look exactly like the concept? Because if he does you're going to be waiting a long ****ing time for that movie to come out.

Yet, since you are so all knowing, and know what I'm going to do before I do it, go ahead and tell me how wrong I am, oh great one. Why have I wronged thee so? I shall burn in hell forever for correcting one so important. D: (This is funny because I didn't ever think that you were a noob, just misunderstanding, and a human being. So, the joke here is that you are holier than me, and not human, but something greater. Haha.)

So, long story short, if you don't want to read it, I simply went into greater detail than my previous post.

I gotta hand it to you, you made me laugh with the half life movie part. I was a little bitchy i suppose, i perhaps shouldve said exactly this "Eh, the actually girl looks kinda different, but considering valve never makes models look exactly like the people they were based off of, this is no suprise. (I.E, alyxs face is based off a lady who is like in her 50s...

 

[Jintor]

Every single one of you is fired.

 

[McGooTheWise]

But... Jintor... Where will I go? I haven't any other way to make coin. D:

And @ Fiber, I'm glad I could at least make you smile. Did it for you, babe.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

lol Mutley, I found that guy in the corners face hilarious for some reason

It's gman.

Its because its the Christmas season and we've all realized how few people like us lonely nerds.

How dare you
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